We-rules for Wepublicans
Category: Mental Health and WellnessBy: hallux • 4 months ago • 4 comments
I is spelled we.
We are the We-tocracy.
Losing means we won.
Recounting is we-count.
We rely on Cyber Ninja sleight-of-handjobs for a happy ending.
We are wemen and our women are we(e)men too.
We are one, they are none.
We bullshit baffles our we(e) brains, be generous at the trough.
We use an AR-15 to open bottles of wine and clean our teeth They, the pansy none, use a Swiss army knife.
We is our 1st. Amendment weapon that we use as an apron.
Don’t tread on we! We are Donald