Hero: Obama Holds Superspreader Event On Climate Change-Endangered Property To Show People What Not To Do
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EDGARTOWN, MA—Is this guy great, or what? According to sources in Martha's Vineyard, former President Obama is throwing a huge birthday bash with 700 guests at a seaside mansion that will likely be underwater due to climate change any minute now—all as a way to show the American people what not to do during a pandemic in a country affected by climate change.
"As he always has, Barack Obama is showing the way by doing the exact opposite," said NBC anchor and global megastar Chuck Todd. "Once again, the chosen one has seen fit to bathe us in the warmth of his glory and light. We look to our great Hope as the purest, most muscular, most cool example of all the things one should never do during a pandemic on a coastal town affected by sea-level rise. Thank you, sir, from all of us—the American people."
Chuck Todd then jumped out the window to his death, having just found out he wasn't invited to Obama's birthday party.
Insiders report that hundreds of high-profile elite guests—such as George Clooney, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jeffrey Epstein will be in attendance to get an intensive course on everything they should NOT be doing, after which they will go spread the word of proper pandemic behavior to the regular people.
The Coast Guard will be on watch all evening for deadly sea level rise and will simply keep out the advancing ocean by stacking up the bodies of COVID victims to form a seawall.
Thanks, Obama!
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He's done it again!
It's like the good old days when he was president and did as he pleased like green-lighting the infamous expenditure of billions under ObamaCare despite lacking congressional approval.
He's being outdone by his old water boy. Time to get back in the spot light!
Super spreader event indeed.
"Celebrity guests have begun leaving former President Barack Obama ’s Martha’s Vineyard "scaled-down" birthday bash , creating a "s–t show" of traffic congestion on the resort island.
Singer John Legend, model wife Chrissy Teigen , and rapper Takeoff were seen leaving the ex-president’s 29-acre Oak Bluffs seaside property just before midnight by a Post photographer.
Legend was heard performing for the crowd Saturday evening, and the Migos MC was also rumored to have taken the raised stage set up on the sprawling estate.
In between musical acts, a DJ was heard playing "Ain’t Nobody" by Chaka Khan, in honor of the 60-year-old man of the hour.
A fleet of taxis were seen driving into the Obama residence to take party staff home, and a handful of SUVs possibly containing stars were also seen departing the shindig.
A local Massachusetts police officer could be heard describing the vehicle situation in the town of 4,500 as a "s–t show" on his radio as the party began to wind down, according to the photog.
The party’s original guest list of nearly 500 people , in addition to 200 staff members, had been reduced earlier this week to only "friends and close family" after an outbreak of COVID-19’s Delta variant in nearby Cape Cod."
Maybe Obama should have held his party in Sturgis?
You just debunked the premise of your own seed.
Not really. Obama & co got caught and cut down the list is all that happened.
As with 007, satire has a licence to kill. As to why Todd was the sole victim is the iffy part, he was the most disliked reporter on MSNBC by liberals during the Obama years.
They don't even pretend to follow the rules they want to impose on others.