"Diaper Don" sends mixed message that he "may or may not" run in 2024. However, he did affirm that he has the "runs!"

  

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By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  7 months ago  •  37 comments

"Diaper Don" sends mixed message that he "may or may not" run in 2024. However, he did affirm that he has the "runs!"
"Incontinency Is A Bitch. You should see my Dry Cleaning bills. _T-Rump

Yesterday, I telepathically interview Donald J. Trump, or, someone that resembles him, while he nabbed.

As a psycho-psyche, I discovered that the best way to interview a "Pathological Liar" is during sleep. That is when we both sleep.

Nevertheless, "Don The Con," confessed that he has been unable to find "wipers," since Ivanka stopped doing it after he lost the election.

So, now, few VIPs, except Kevin McCarthy, visit Mar Largo, since all the strippers have left, and the smell is overwhelming.

My prognosis is that "Diaper Don" will not run in 2024. He will probably be all "run" out by then, or in PRISON. 

This has been a "Tele-pathetic Communicate" from The Psycho-Psychic at Cell Block 102!



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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

The above political pornography is true, except the parts that are lies.

The author writes while in a telepathic coma, so, his responses to your comments may be delayed. Not to worry. He is an "Unemployed Philosopher," with a lot of free time.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    5 months ago

I have noticed that the CASH DONATIONS have precipitously dropped off. How can I make my Mercedes payment if you don't send money.
    
Forget your bills...they will always be with you. I won't. Come on DIG DEEP. 
You do not need to eat, but we do.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

Post, the author will be 80 on January 18, and spends most of the day crying.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2    7 months ago

Happy Birthday!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1    7 months ago

Thanks, I am turning 80, and still "chipper."

 
 
 
CB
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2.2  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2    7 months ago

'Hang on Snoopy, Snoopy hang on. . . . ♪♫'  Psst: You and the Misses have the moment - - then, get back to work! (Great Job, old friend!)

The McCoys ~ Hang On Sloopy

Happy forthcoming birthday! Old boy!

 
 
 
CB
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2.2.1  CB   replied to  CB @2.2    7 months ago

Another pre-birthday remembrance (listen on your next 'break'):

Shocking Blue - Venus (Video)

 
 
 
CB
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2.2.2  CB   replied to  CB @2.2.1    7 months ago

Day Three pre-party mix. Enjoy "Big Daddy!"

I Hear You Knocking

 
 
 
Split Personality
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2.2.3  Split Personality  replied to  CB @2.2.2    7 months ago

 
 
 
CB
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2.2.4  CB   replied to  Split Personality @2.2.3    7 months ago

Chuckles! This reminds me of my youth: One night a friendly lady neighbor from up the block stopped by oh say, 12:30 in the morning (in the dead of night!) and everyone of us were sound asleep. Especially grandma!

Ms. So-So (I can't remember her name) rattled our front screen door something terrible!! Well, grandma. . . being a mighty fine 'Saint of the Lord and recognized in the community as being such) peeked out quietly and saw our neighbor from up the block and without opening any door shouted out: "Ms. S—, It's early in the morning. You live up the street.". . . to that Ms. S— DRUNKENLY muddled out in reply:  "Open this damn door. . . ."  

Being a school-age lad, well, I knew my role in this drama between my elders was to listen and hope for the best! And this type of back and forth between two women went on for about 4 'rounds' more of banging screen door.

Finally "Moma" had enough, and being a rather 'stately and large' woman she explained herself in a bristled voice, "Ms. S—, if you pull that damn door ONE. MORE. TIME. . . . ."

Well, that got DELIVERED. Our neighbor from up the street REMEMBERED her house was UP THE STREET!

(I hear you knockin,' but you can't come in!)

 
 
 
CB
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2.2.5  CB   replied to  CB @2.2.4    7 months ago

Early Sunday pre-birthday 'service':

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walkin' (1966 Original)

Risqué

Pancakes, bacon, eggs, percolatin' coffee-a saucer and two teaspoons of sugar. Yeah!

 
 
 
CB
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2.2.6  CB   replied to  CB @2.2.5    7 months ago

Sunday night 'groovin':

Tequila (Original Mono) • The Champs • 1958 [HD]

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.2.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @2.2.2    7 months ago

Was Fats Domino's back up singer know as the Dominoes? Several years ago I was producing events at shopping centers, malls, etc. I might an old man who shined shoes at the City Centre Mall in Middletown, Ohio.

He was a thin man in his early 70's. He told me that he was a Dominoes backup singer. He was a sad, haggard mahogany colored Afro-American who reminded me of "Bojangles." I could feel his pain, suffering and lost of place.

 
 
 
CB
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2.2.8  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.2.7    7 months ago

Yeah. Sadly, them are the breaks! 

As 'breaks' go you were out for a while and missed your 'big sho' on yesterday! It was CANCELLED. I hope you had fun out there, Sir!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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2.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2    7 months ago

i i i i i i i i i i i - Make a wish and blow out the candles.jrSmiley_96_smiley_image.pngjrSmiley_24_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
JBB
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3  JBB    7 months ago

Biden would just whoop Trump worse in a rematch!

 
 
 
Kavika
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4  Kavika     7 months ago

LOL, yup old DD.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kavika @4    7 months ago

"Diaper Don" and his collection of Covid 19 "Infected of Knuckleheads" is threatening to sue me for posting "Lies, Lies, Lies."

It's all Blue Bull Chips "Tooths!"  The hole tooth, and nuttin' butt the tooth, except for that parts that ain't.

It is good to be back, and, front, too.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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5  Paula Bartholomew    7 months ago

The 14th amendment HAS to be enacted before 2024.  Our democracy is doomed if it isn't.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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5.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5    7 months ago

Or, "Diaper Don" is throw in prison for the rest of his corrupt liver-sucking' life. Running for POTUS from incarceration is extremely difficult, or, so I am told by my fellow inmate!

 
 
 
CB
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5.1.1  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.1    7 months ago

God, just imagine Donald Trump grifting from behind prison walls. That man can't just sit and 'do time.' Donald Trump, is the poster boy for the expression: Don't know whether to wind a watch or bark at the moon!

What do you do with him to get him still?

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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5.1.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.1    7 months ago

Both would be a dream come true.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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5.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @5.1.1    7 months ago

He still barks at the Moon, and the Moon is upset with him, too.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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5.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @5.1.1    7 months ago

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CB
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5.1.5  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.1.4    7 months ago

HAOn to more 'pressing matters.' I have taken notice of your desk. . . mostly deserted. I will be sending a note with man-dat-ory hours for this month's close-out to you tonight! Do keep a look out for it. "Eyes on the Prize!"

 
 
 
Ender
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6  Ender    7 months ago

He looks so creepy in that pic.

 
 
 
CB
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6.1  CB   replied to  Ender @6    7 months ago

It is truly a "I am in one of my betwixt moods" moments, or "women love it when I show my sensitive side" image reserved for all time.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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6.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Ender @6    7 months ago

He looks creepy in every picture.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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6.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ender @6    7 months ago

I do not!

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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7  Hal A. Lujah    7 months ago

Do these shit stained pants make my butt look big?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @7    7 months ago

Our researchers, here, at the Bird Dropping Institutes, say, "Yes!" Wash them dammit. They are stinking the place up!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @7    7 months ago

Quite so, T-Rump, quite so. They will love you in prison.256

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @7    7 months ago

Yep, big as a Circus Tent!

 
 
 
Split Personality
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8  Split Personality    7 months ago

Welcome back Mr. Winthrope Merriweather

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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8.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Split Personality @8    7 months ago

Thanks, I forgot what my former nom de plume was. But, I assure you, my CREDITORS have not.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

It's really nice to hear from all of you, so don't stop! That is what threw me into the tissy in the first place.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 months ago

Well, it's true:  "Shat stained britches make your butt look bigger."

 
 

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