God Is Getting Ready to Do Something Amazing
CBN Founder Pat Robertson on Russia and Prophecy
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Now the word of The Lord came to me saying "Son of Man set your face towards Gog of the Land of Magog,the Chief Prince of Meshach and Tubal, and prophesy against him and say, "This is what the Lord God says:"behold I am against you Gog, Chief Prince of Meshach and Tubal so I will turn you around and put hooks into your jaws and I will bring you out and all your army, horses and horsemen, all of them magnificently dressed, a great contingent with shield and buckler and helmet...
Well, you get the idea.
Reminds me of this 'ole ditty:
One flew east
And one flew West,
And one flew over the Cuckoos Nest...
Every word guaranteed to be true!
Shit his pants?
Shit his pants?
But that be just one miracle which De Lord (Peace Be Upon Him) be about to do-- for he will doeth many miracles and wonders in his sacred and holy under garments!
HALLELUYAH!
Do not mocketh de Lord, my son... for if ye do, he shall raineth Hell, Fire and Brimstone upon you and yours until all generations!
Go forth, my son, from the Fiery Hell of the land of GOG until thou reacheth the wonderful land of MAGOG!
It sounds like a regular day at the office for the old fool.
Well, you know the olde sayin":
Even a night of bad sex is better than a good day at the office!
Lol he is always JUST about to do it....soooo fucking close... but shit, nah, not yet.
Robertson shows yet again that one can read whatever one wants from the Bible.
or something about deliberate dementia...
I really enjoyed the way he kept referring to those maps to help explain things. Also the place names were all (apparently) authentic-- a hodge-podge of currently existing countries and ancinet places from the oldTestimentthat no longer exist (or maybe some of themnever did).
And he was sooo serious-- as if he was explaining some very serious concepts to a group of students.
But it was all gibberish...I literally LOLed a few times.. very fun video!
Or make $#!t up on the fly too.
Yes.
And believe it or not-- strange as it may seem-- that happens a lot in political "discussions" (or more accurately "so-called" discussions) right here on NT!
True.
But isn't that true for just about anything?
One example that comes to mind-- what's generally considered a more "respectable" set of laws.
For example-- the 2nd Amendment to the U.S> Constitution!
Most everyone I know is sure that they know what is actually means.
And interestingly-- many of them disagree!
(Because, obviously, they are reading different meanings into the very same words as other people).
So what's up with that???
Yes, we are strange creatures who tend to believe what is most comforting to us.
Humans are also very good at believing two opposing views and thinking both are true.
Huh, about to do something amazing? Mother Earth does amazing stuff every day. Anything that his god does pales in comparison.
Of course some folks might argue that there is some sort of "Higher Power" (to use the politically correct term of the 12 Step Programs ). .. A sort of "Higher Intelligence "that pervades everything. And that the "searations" that many people observe (or think they observe) is actually an illusion. That its all one energy....
That is all just one energy. And that the perceived separation is all just Maya-- the world of illusion.
I am not arguing for or against this idea-- just pointing out another POV....
Oh I get all that. I would rather put my "faith" into something I can see, touch, hear, and taste than something that is invisible, self serving piece of shit.
... and that is clearly an invention of ancient human beings that was designed to influence the masses.
Did god tell him he was going to be president again?
Tell who-- Trump?
In any event, did you know that Trump wasn't really ever president.
No, the election of 2016 was STOLEN by trumps evil minions......Hillary was the actual president!
/sarc
LMFAO!!
If God really wants to do something amazing, he should turn this douche canoe into a pillar of salt like he did to Lot's wife.
Now that would be amazing!
Amazing will be the gaping maw of hell grabbing him!