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Wisconsin man blames beer-battered fish during drunken driving stop

  

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Via:  nona62  •  10 years ago  •  14 comments

Wisconsin man blames beer-battered fish during drunken driving stop
Wisconsin man blames beer-battered fish during drunken driving stop

A Wisconsin man told a sheriff's deputy he had not been drinking, but rather eating beer-battered fish when he was pulled over for what could be his 10th drunken driving offense, according to an incident report released on Wednesday

John Przybyla, 73, of Friendship, Wisconsin, was stopped for a broken tail light and erratic driving on Oct. 12 by a deputy who then smelled alcohol on his breath and saw that his eyes were blood shot, according to an incident report released by the Adams County Sheriff's Department.

  • The offense is drunk driving not drunken driving. You can drive in a drunken manner without having had a drink.
    marketfowl
    at 8:18 AM December 11, 2014

The deputy asked Przybyla how much he had had to drink. Przybyla replied that he had not been drinking and instead had eaten beer-battered fish at a fish fry, the report said.

Przybyla was arrested after he failed a field sobriety test and a breath test showed he had been drinking, the report said.

Przybyla was first convicted of drunken driving in 1994. A preliminary hearing is set for Jan. 21 in Adams County Circuit Court, where Przybyla faces his 10th drunken driving offense, according to online court records.


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Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    10 years ago

LOL.. You can't make this stuff up!!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     10 years ago

Two things here.

First, is Bad Fish the cook...

Second, his 10th DUI and he still has a license!!!!!

 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    10 years ago

I was thinking the same thing, Kavika-- how has he maintained a license?

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    10 years ago

I hate it when that happens, eat too much fish and end up swerving all over the road...

:~)

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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link   Hal A. Lujah    10 years ago
Hmmmm ... let me guess, you aren't hooked on smack either, you just had a poppy seed muffin for breakfast.
 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     10 years ago

It's the fish scales Larry that cause the swerving.

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    10 years ago

ROFL!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    10 years ago

First, is Bad Fish the cook... I'm thinking probably yes...lol

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    10 years ago

how has he maintained a license? Good question Dowser!!

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    10 years ago

ROFL !!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    10 years ago

I'll bet that's it!!

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    10 years ago

Thanks for the tip kavika, I'll remember that!

:~)

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

LOL...

Then most of London is driving drunk.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    10 years ago

LOL..

 
 

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