╌>

DeSantis Rounds Up Disney Characters and Puts Them on Bus to New York | The New Yorker

  

Category:  News & Politics

Via:  jbb  •  last year  •  11 comments

By:   Conde Nast (The New Yorker)

DeSantis Rounds Up Disney Characters and Puts Them on Bus to New York | The New Yorker
"Let them wander Times Square with Elmo," the Florida Governor said.

S E E D E D   C O N T E N T



undefined

By Andy Borowitz

March 2, 2023

ORLANDO (The Borowitz Report)—In a major escalation of his war with Disney, Florida's governor, Ron DeSantis, has rounded up several of the company's characters at Walt Disney World and put them on a bus headed for New York City.

At least a dozen characters, including Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, and Elsa, were swept up in the shocking daytime raid, as children visiting the theme park screamed in horror.

A merciless DeSantis explained the seizure of the characters at a midday press conference, in which he claimed that "all of these characters, especially the mice, are card-carrying members of the wokerati."

The Governor seemed indifferent to the fate of the Disney characters once they arrive in New York. "Let them wander Times Square with Elmo," he said.


Tags

jrDiscussion - desc
[]
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1  seeder  JBB    last year

original

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
2  seeder  JBB    last year

original

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Guide
2.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @2    last year

Good deal, maybe they will now get a free college education.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
2.1.1  seeder  JBB  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @2.1    last year

original

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Guide
2.1.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @2.1.1    last year

I liked Mickey in Fantasia, he was a trip.

 
 
 
Ronin2
Professor Quiet
3  Ronin2    last year

Like they would be even noticed with all the nut jobs New York has.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
3.1  seeder  JBB  replied to  Ronin2 @3    last year

When the Trumps moved from New York to Florida it had the effect of raising the average IQ of both states...

original

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Participates
3.2  Thrawn 31  replied to  Ronin2 @3    last year

Been to both places several times, liked New York more.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4  seeder  JBB    last year

original

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
5  Kavika     last year

512

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Participates
6  Thrawn 31    last year

I am waiting for the actual headline lol.

 
 

Who is online

GregTx
Right Down the Center
Ed-NavDoc


454 visitors