DeSantis Rounds Up Disney Characters and Puts Them on Bus to New York | The New Yorker
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By Andy Borowitz
March 2, 2023
ORLANDO (The Borowitz Report)—In a major escalation of his war with Disney, Florida's governor, Ron DeSantis, has rounded up several of the company's characters at Walt Disney World and put them on a bus headed for New York City.
At least a dozen characters, including Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, and Elsa, were swept up in the shocking daytime raid, as children visiting the theme park screamed in horror.
A merciless DeSantis explained the seizure of the characters at a midday press conference, in which he claimed that "all of these characters, especially the mice, are card-carrying members of the wokerati."
The Governor seemed indifferent to the fate of the Disney characters once they arrive in New York. "Let them wander Times Square with Elmo," he said.
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Good deal, maybe they will now get a free college education.
I liked Mickey in Fantasia, he was a trip.
Like they would be even noticed with all the nut jobs New York has.
When the Trumps moved from New York to Florida it had the effect of raising the average IQ of both states...
Been to both places several times, liked New York more.
I am waiting for the actual headline lol.