Want an AR-15, but can't afford one? You need "GUN SHARE"!
Friends, friends, and all of you on The News Talkers. communists, site, if you are upset with your neighbor for watering his/her flowers with your hose, siphoning off your outside faucet, or, worse, you know what I am talking about!
Then you need LETHAL WEAPONS FOR RENT!
That self-righteous neighbor on the opposite side of your domicile, who attends a church other than yours, CAN BE A major thorn in your bottom side. You need:
"SHARE A GUN! Fer Broke Bums!"
Why pay more, when you can rent an AR15 for much less than over-the-counter sales cost?
Besides, you cannot be held liable because you do not own the weapon. You get off Scott Freeman.
Think about this, Right-Wing, Gun-Nut, anti-Wokers, just because you ain't "WOKE, just BROKE", doesn't mean you are a JOKE!
Don't choke on your misfortune. There is no need for you to CROAK on your salty tears.
"Pee your britches", if you must, but shed not a tear... no more, no more, even for your run-around whore.
Weeping is for Trans-genders, who you hate, even if you do not know what that term means.
It boils your blood, riles you into an uncontrollable frenzy that transforms you into a "mean-blue jeans-wearing Hill-Jack on pills, making you CRAZY whenever you hear the word, TRANS-GENDER".
Like most Red Necks from the Red States, with Red Faces, and those silly, childish Redcaps, you don't know what trans genders mean, you just know that it is something dat, the "Blue-eyed, Blonde Jesus" doesn't want you to be dat.
Besides, you've been schooled by your half-crazy, half-wit, half-cousin, former lover, Cleatus, who claims, without evidence, of course, Horse, that: "It's more contagious than COVID-19".
And, of course, that devastating childhood trauma, that you never got over, when the teacher in the fourth grade told you to "Wash Your Arse Crack!"
Like a lot of rural school teachers, Miss Tight-Ass Dip-Shitz, hollered this reprimand, like a sow in heat, out loud in front of the entire, white-only class of "special students"!
To this day, it still eats at you, doesn't it MAGA-LOONS?
It drives you into an incomprehensible frenzy triggered by the word, "Transgender"!
To this day, you still have no clue what it means!
You know not why, but you know it is SINFUL, wicked, and must be put down to save our 'guv'mint from "Tear-A-Knees"!
Don't PANIC!
Remember this, "When the Sun Goes Down & the Band Won't Play", the NRA will always go wherever you go, even if it is to HELL!
Besides, "Peeps", as one of God's "Special" people, you want to do something about your grievances, but you are BROKE, not WOKE!
Now, you can, Folks!
The NRA is here to "Help You from Having another STROKE, or Choke on your tobacco juice.
Red Faced, Red Necks, we, too, know the agony of misplaced trust.
When you discover that your closest friend "VOTED" for a Demon-crat, when everyone in your "Circle Jerk", knows that "The Jesus" wants you all to become devout, Christian, Right-Wing, Hard-Nose, Conservative-Republican Killers for Christ, complete with a loaded AR-15 at your side, one on you back, and another dangling from your butt crack when you bend over!
Now, Brothers & Sistas of the Corn-Hole De-Generation, you, too, can become an INSTANT FREEDOM FIGHTER, when you get access to your AUTOMATIC, LETHAL WEAPON, even if you don't have the money to purchase one of these, brand new, specially made, 145-Aumotamic clip, AR-15's, that are guaranteed to "mow down all of your pains, and grievances, slaughtering them in seconds for only pennies on the dollar.
Can I get a "Hal-A-Lue-La" on dat?
You need the new, blood-red, "GUN SHARE" weapons dispensary for Maga-Loons, only!
That's right grievance-soaked, ego-injured MAGA-LOONS crybabies, now you can rent an AR-15 on an hourly basis.
Use it for a day, or just 15 minutes.
No background checks, no registration, just cash, no paper trail, and your "backed up grievances" can disappear, just like they did in the Good Old Days of Ronnie Reagan's "Wild West Days of Yore", when men were men, and women were, too!
Fellow, Right-Wing Nut Jobs, don't thank me. I am only the messenger.
Thanks should go to the ingenuity of the National Rifle Association's newest campaign to put an AR-15 in every man, woman, and child's hand to silence the crushing stress in your head that continuously, calls you a "SERIAL LOSER"!
Don't let a lack of money, education, or grievance hold you back. Rent an AR-15, and settle the "score" yourself. It is therapy on steroids.
STOP whimpering, take matters into your own tiny hands.
For ONLY $8.00 per month, you can regain your manhood, womanhood, or childhood instantly.
Observe your fellow LOONS above, the "SELF-PROCLAIMED", Right-Wing AVENGING Angel in the photo at the top of this NOTICE.
They did it. So can you!
Look how happy and relieved they are. Don't you want to be like them? Full of Cheer, Beer, and Hating Queers.
Throw your meds away. Stop counseling, stop beating your wife, and start beating the real enemy, the WOKE mob of dangerous jokers.
It's time to break out of your self-imposed prisons and whoop some WOKE - ARSE!
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The not-so-Humane, National Rifle Association, has come up with, what they see is a solution for "MASS SHOOTINGs - SHOT BACK"!
Your attempts at comedy fall flat.
Oh, this was supposed to be funny?
Who could tell?
No, my posts are sobering, serious stuff, nothing I have ever posted, or spoken is meant to be humorous. I am a serious feller.
That is really rather sad.
Indeed, it is, but that is what profiteers, er, I mean, prophets do. We be sad!
Funny, absolutely not. This is about as funny as a Maga-lunatics shopping in Wal-Marts loaded down with a ton of weapons because he is scared of vegetables.
In today's "Scary-Cat Days of Parallelizing Raw Fear", a Maga-Lunatic with an IQ of 60 has got to protect himself from children with toys, women with big, and bosoms and men dressed in Rainbow colors who may toss them to the floor and force them to become "gay"! (That is how it is spread, my Tex-Ass Friend, by FEAR.)
Just like you girls, but not as frilly!
Maga Loons posing as "ARMED MILITIAS" are hilarious.
I won't be sharing my guns with anyone, but certain folks are welcome to some of my spent ammo... /s
Well, De-evangelical, that is a start. Perhaps, in the future, you will surrender more military equipment for the disabused, who can't afford to rent their AR-15.
Box up a thousand empty cartridge rounds from your favorite, necessary defense weapon and send them to "The Bird Dropping Institute - A Think Tank fer Morons, No Idiots, please".
We are trying to match up cartridges rounds with a number of mass murders, here, in Mildew, Ohio (Where There Are No JOBS - NOT EVEN BLOW JOBS)!
Morning..yep that should do it..
Last one standing turn out the lights..🤣
I always thought that line was a Roger Moore quip. But it might have more impact if you said: "The last one out should shoot the "Light Out."
Did Aussies steal that line from Roger?
Morning Eat..not sure..the saying has been around for yonks..(ages)..and it is often used here when things have gone really bad or an absolute disaster..😁
Us Aussies steal anything.. never.🤣
They stole it from Jim Morrison.
I thought not, but, as a serious political spewer, I wanted to double-check. I am a "urialist", not a journalist. We piss on the news!
Is that why he died?
I know that when I was stationed in Phu Bai, Vietnam, we were, also, protected by the Aussies, because we were a delicate, secret intel outfit overflowing with nerds, and geckos, who were, to be honest, "Nanny Pammy" near sissies who got blamed for losing the war because the Officers had no clue what we were messaging, and we didn't either.
But we were content in our fears that the minefield, the marine, and the Aussie would protect us. And, they did. But they did steal our Playboy magazine!
Knew an Aussie once. Good fighter.
We do our best..🦘
Yes, they are some of the BESTS in the world. (Fearless)
Thoughtless and will do anything that the Dump Truck commands them to do, you-hoo!
It was the only decent literary material we loved to read. We knew it was the Aussie because they cut out all of the pictures, and left the articles, which is why we bought Playboy in the first place.
So, we did not look at it as stealing, we saw it as "Editing Sensitive Material"!
Why read when you can look at the pictures....besides a picture paints a thousand words, so in our eyes you mob were wasting your time reading the articles..we were just being more efficient..
Thank you, that is my conclusion, as well. But I still don't know what it means!
I want those Boys in the Headline Running my country!
Everyone in 'Murika knows that it is going to HELL in a Hand Bag! What difference does it make if it is a "Designer's Hand Bag"?
It's probably a "Knock Off" made in Communist China and sold on the street of NYC by illegals, taking good jobs away from our recently released felons.
"Murikanos", we have got to do something about this, ASAP, or we are all gonna end up in a woman's purse.
As you all, Hill-Jacks, know, our community was clobbered with an "Economic Crisis" of Biblical proportions when a Swarm of Re-Puritans flooded our town (Mildew, Oh-High-Ho) and turned it upside down.
They forced themselves on our Broad of Education, Miss Easy, one at a time, until she was spent, commandeered our Village Consul by pummeling them with their thick BORN AGAIN-UPSIDE DOWN, BACKWOOD, LEATHER BOUND WITH LEAD SPIKES BIBLE, and accusing everyone in our Village of "Crimes Against Humanity".
Most of us "common local folks" had no idea what they were so upset about. But, these red-faced, red hat-wearing, Red Necks were a frightful site,
It seems that they got it into their slanted, thick heads that our town's main manufacturer, The CORK SACKING Company was something that it weren't. So, like patriotic Maga-Loons, they tore it down, burned it to the ground, and shut it down fer good, bad, and the ugly.
That senseless act of Grievance resulted in everyone in the Village losing their job and having to go on the Guv'mint Tit to survive.
Sometimes, Right-Wing, Religious Nut-Job can overdo it, and become too zealous.
Well, thank goodness we are a creative community, we jump right into the "Tourism Biz" and now we are doing better than when everyone was a certified CORK SACKERS.
Come see us, we are the 2nd Exit from the one that reads, "Twilight Zone"!
You see, NewsTalkers.communists, Mildewvians' history goes all the way back to George Washington, during the Revolt-a-lotions.
"Georgie Poo" as we called him, was a Cork Sacker, but he didn't have time to Cort Sack because he was the General fighting the War, so he asked us, or ordered us, to build a Cork Sacking Factory that everyone in the colony might get their Cort Sacked.
I think the Re-Puritans, as they so often do, got that mixed up with something sinful, which they are wont to do.
So come visit us, now that the "Revolt-A-Lotion" is over. We are a "Hard Right Turn from Commonsense".
John Russell is a regular visitor.
Donald Trump visited us once. He is so cheap, he refused to pay the dollar fee, so will be tossed his fat orange "Tukas" in the Pig trough. He loved it so much that he made Melanoma get in with him, and they frolic all night until the sun came up and the band stopped playing.
That is what turned "Dirty Diaper Donnie" orange. It's in the Bible, somewhere.
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