Read Our Readers say, Yes, Trump Did Poop his Pants now from Blog for Arizona for Politics from a Liberal Viewpoint
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December 24, 2023 by Larry Bodine
The survey results are in, and you, the readers of the Blog for Arizona, have voted: Yes, Trump smells bad because he pooped his pants. A lot of people are saying that this insight into Arizona confirms a nationwide prevailing view.
Among the 1,500 readers of the article, Did Trump Poop his Pants? You Decide, dozens of voters visited our free online survey. Two other choices tied for second: "B.O." and "Old Man Smell."
Everyone is now saying that Trump should try Liv Dry obese adult male diapers. An XXL Large will fit a waist from 72 to 90 inches, has leakage barrier leg cuffs, and can hold 5 cups. An 11-count pack costs only $37.99 on Amazon.
Fecal incontinence affects up to 17 million people in the United States. If asked for comment, Trump may have said, "That's just what I had heard."
It all began when Adam Kinzinger, a Republican ex-Congressman, encouraged people to 'wear a mask' when they're in the presence of ex-president Trump due to his apparent odor.
Kinzinger, a vocal Trump critic, posted on his Twitter account this week that the former president possesses a strong smell. "I'm genuinely surprised how people close to Trump haven't talked about the odor," Kinzinger wrote earlier this week. "It's truly something to behold. Wear a mask if you can," he added.
What's that smell?!
Political analysts worldwide speculated what kind of smell the 77-year old is emitting. Could it be bad breath from eating garlic or onions, analysts wondered. Many people say it could be alcohol hangover breath, which might explain Trump's displays of senile dementia and mental decay.
Canned fish can also cause bad breath, but experts ruled this out because it is not on the McDonald's menu.
When reached for comment, a Trump spokesman fumed, "Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud," the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.
Critics of Trump have mentioned the former president has a "distinct smell." Comedian Kathy Griffin recalled that the former president smelled "like body odor with kind of like scented makeup products." Speaking on The Mary Trump Show, Griffin added, "Donald has a distinct smell that doesn't get enough press."
Scientific research by some observers spotlighted five distinct possibilities:
- "B.O.," or body odor, caused by not showering so as to avoid messing up his hair.
- Reeking body sweat caused stress and anxiety.
- Pooping in his pants.
- Powerful farting caused by eating beans or food that fell on the floor.
- Old Man Smell
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Trump regularly shits himself according to multiple reliable sources...
No wonder he is known as "Diaper Don". He wears a fucking Depends!
Who are these "reliable sources" and be specific with the "proof" they provide?
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It’s funny that this doesn’t even require a satire tag. The fact that he emits strong and offensive odors is a real (and gross) thing.
I seem to remember photoshopped of images of both Trump and Clinton at two different events with brown stains on their pants. Both were found to be hoaxes.
Trump had his own reality tv show, and there are several members on the set that have attested to the fact that he smelled like shit because he wears diapers.
I'm surprised that it got little to no media coverage. Hillary should have used it.
Well, he was their boss, so … grin and bear it?
There seems to be a periodic interest in feces, genital size and urine on NT.