Putin Tells Trump, Trump Tell Mike Johnson, Mikey Tells Republicans in Congress
When "Telephone Tag", and the World's Diplomacy lags, it's time to send the Children to a Home.
Sing-A-Long wit me:
"Momma and set the Children Free,
or throw their cute, tiny, round arses in the Freezer, if'n dat is to be.
"Momma don't let your babies grow up to me Putin's Bitches.
Nor play dat damnable game, Telephone Tag!"
"No More, No More...Whores!"
Remind da chillin' who ain't da boss, Hoss'
'cause da Orange Loony Tune has gone a muss.
No Bond fer you, Dirty Diaper Donnie, the Stench is to strong, and your Wench is gone.
"PUTIN tell Trump what dishes to wash!
"Trump tell Mickey Johnson how big to Fart.
"Mickey tell Re-Puritans where to start:
SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN...
LET IT BURN TO THE GROUND!
"Cause TRUMP da Clown can build it up with out a from, with his Fake Promises and nonexistent Bonds.
PUTIN'S the KING,
TRUMP is his PUPPET,
JOHNSON is TRUMP'S QUEEN.
And, dolls, bitches and snitches,
It's all the Colors of da Rain Blow, Hobos!
So, Don't Cry for Me, Statue Liberty.
When the King's Away, the Queen will delay, and, Donnie will Sway
to Putin's Lullaby Tune fer Loony Tunes.
That's the way the World works today.
Momma's put down the Whiskey Mugs, put on your dirty bras and sing out loud, and proud, through your Borussia's:
"JUST SAY NO - DAMN IT!
"Put down the Snow!
"PUTIN'S not in CONTROL!
"TRUMP'S out of CONTROL
"And, MICKEY is a too gay TROLL!"
(Pending copywrite by E. Mushrat & Co.)
(Sung by the Wit Sisters - Dim Wit, Nit Wit & last but least, Witless)
(Fellow News Stalkers.commies, fer just $399, you can get a CD of Donnie singing this song from Sing-Sing)
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This TOME is not yet, rated. It was, however, RAPED...Rapped...by DJT from Sing Sing!
Don't Cry For Me, America.
I didn't VOTE fer that DOPE!
Sometimes, Smokey, one has to let it all hang out.
They Don't Call Me "RIFF-RAF" fer No Reason. I ain't seasoned.
NOTE: All proceeds will go to help BILLIONAIRE, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" secure a Laundry Mat that will clean his diapers.
Donnie, Honey, is running out of dough.
If'n you would like your own, personal, autographed "Dirty Diaper Donnie's" framed Diaper, simple Ly send $399 dollars, plus $399 for Shipping & Handling, and $399 (cause you is stupid) to "FREE DONNIE" % Sing Sing Prison, now open for CONS ONLY, no thieves, please.
REMEMBER, Folks:
Donnie didn't HELP you, but you GOTTA help Donnie. That is the way things work now!
Helping Donnie is helping PUTIN!
Please, POST this request in all school yards, prison yards and your yard.
We must SAVE 'Mur-Ree-KKK-can from Buy Dumb. He is a "Dumb-a-crate", and Donnie is a MUSKRAT! (Yeah, Michigan)
Folks, Billionaire Donnie needs your MONEY. You don't. Most people don't know how to invest. Donnie do. Send your dough to Donnie, and Donnie will send it back to you a thousand folds.
Afford you knows it, you, too will be a BILLIONAIRE, like Trump ain't! I guarantee it!
- Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo ("Doctored)
Must I Tell You Every Damn Thing?
Nice photo shop. OBM's boobs are bigger than Melania's