World In Shock As Murderous Terrorist State Ignores Warning From Impotent Old Man
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WORLD — The globe was left in utter shock today as the murderous Iranian regime had the incredible gall to ignore the warnings of a confused old dotard.
Despite President Biden telling the Iranians, "Don't", the Iranians did, much to the surprise of billions around the world. "I really can't believe the regime that openly financed the murder and rape of hundreds of Israelis had the nerve to stand up to a decrepit old fool," said local man Donald Stanley. "Who could have possibly seen this coming?"
According to sources, President Biden was furious that Iran completely ignored him and bombed Israel anyway. "Biden is looking into several options for retaliation, including threatening to put the Ayatollah in time-out," explained Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre, "If it comes to it, Biden is prepared to withhold the Irianian leader's evening treat or even his screen time. We mean business."
At publishing time, the Ayatollah had announced that if Biden didn't keep sending him tens of millions of dollars, he would hold his breath until he passed out.
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The worst Biden will do is call the Iranian government a bunch of poopie heads.
Someone needs to give the Brandon administration a bump. They are still stuck on "don't!"
"Don't what"
Don't escalate the situation- to late for that. This advanced from a proxy war where Palestinians and Houthi did the fighting and paid the price. Israel killed an Iranian general by attacking their embassy. Iran responded with their drone, missile attack, that proved they aren't ready to fight with the big boys. Now the world is waiting for Israel's response. Which we all know will be responded to by Iran. Which Israel will retaliate against. Ad infinitum.
This is what happens when you have a weak leader like Brandon. Neither Iran, nor Israel, respect him or will listen to him.