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Having Exhausted All Other Options, Obama Invites Biden Paddle Boarding

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 days ago  •  21 comments

Having Exhausted All Other Options, Obama Invites Biden Paddle Boarding
MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA — Following President Biden's repeated refusals to back out of the presidential race, former President Barack Obama has reportedly invited Biden out for a nice quiet afternoon of paddleboarding.

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MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA — Following President Biden's repeated refusals to back out of the presidential race, former President Barack Obama has reportedly invited Biden out for a nice quiet afternoon of paddleboarding.

Sources allege that Obama was reluctant to extend the offer, but has come to see it as the last option available to the Democratic party at this point, as Biden has remained adamant on keeping his candidacy even in the midst of significant pressure to step down from his own party.

"Hey, Joe old buddy? I didn't want to have to ask this, but…uh…are you up for a spot of paddle boarding over at my place this afternoon?" Obama asked his former Vice President. "It'll be just the two of us, all alone, nothing to worry about. I've got a lake property way out in the middle of nowhere — we'll have a splash! We've already asked you to step down several times, but you just never seem to be amenable. Maybe we can just talk things over, you and me, on a couple of paddle boards out on the lake."

"I'm sure we can come to an understanding."

Staffers say that President Biden was reportedly "thrilled" to accept Obama's offer and was quite flattered to see that he had been given the nice newly-waxed red paddle board.

At publishing time, Obama had been seen wiping tears out of his eyes and paddling back to shore after a two-and-a-half-hour excursion. President Biden is still nowhere to be found.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 days ago

512

 
 
 
Texan1211
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2  Texan1211    3 days ago

Well, the left once considered Obama as a savior of sorts, so maybe they will bring him around again to lead Joe to the right decision.

Although we all know Biden is in it to stay and Democrats can't stop him, nor want to.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3  Texan1211    3 days ago

You know Biden is in trouble when even Jon Stewart starts talking negatively about him like he did last night.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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3.1  Sean Treacy  replied to  Texan1211 @3    3 days ago

And now george  stephanapulos said he doesn’t think Biden can serve four more years.

Even the most die hard of apologists are getting tired of lying for him

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1.1  Texan1211  replied to  Sean Treacy @3.1    3 days ago

Yeah, but the damage of the accumulated lies over the years has been done, Democrats are stuck with Biden now.

Much of the media should be deeply ashamed for shilling for Biden all this time.

Now some liberals are bitching because finally, some of those same news organizations are criticizing and questioning Biden's competency, which was on full display for the entire nation to see at the debate, and they can't stand to hear the truth after being lied to for years.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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3.1.2  JohnRussell  replied to  Sean Treacy @3.1    3 days ago

Do you think that Trump is psychologically or ethically fit to be president of the United States ? 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1.3  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @3.1.2    3 days ago
Do you think that Trump is psychologically or ethically fit to be president of the United States ? 

Nope, do you think Biden IS????!!!?

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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3.1.4  Sean Treacy  replied to  JohnRussell @3.1.2    3 days ago

Not at all. It’s not hard to say.  Trust your senses and you’ll say the same about Biden.

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.1.5  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.3    3 days ago

Good luck with that, it's like the proverbial ten foot pole. "well he does appear old but he's fit to be president and always has been especially cause Trump"

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1.6  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @3.1.5    3 days ago
always has been especially cause Trump"

And THAT, IMO, is the stupid part. They will vote for Biden to keep Trump out, so the IMPORTANT thing to them is Trump losing at any cost, including the cost of having total ineptitude for four more long years.

Don't like Trump, fine, don't vote for him.

Don't like Biden, fine, don't vote for him.

Just don't pretend either is good for the nation to me.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1.7  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @3.1.5    3 days ago
Good luck with that, it's like the proverbial ten foot pole. "well he does appear old but he's fit to be president and always has been especially cause Trump"

I have yet to see any rational comments supporting Biden that judges Biden on Biden alone. They can't seem to look at him objectively because Trump runs their minds.

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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3.1.8  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.7    3 days ago

lol.  Maybe today’s record high stock market can speak with you.  Damn that Biden!  So horrible for the country!

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1.9  Texan1211  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @3.1.8    3 days ago
Maybe today’s record high stock market can speak with you

I am sure that will soothe the nerves of folks scraping by because of the inflation we have experienced under Biden.

Why, if they can only cash in, they might be able to afford gas, rent AND groceries all at the same time! Whoo hoo!!!!!!

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.1.10  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @3.1.8    3 days ago

So, do you clamor for corporate greed or against it?

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1.11  Texan1211  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @3.1.8    3 days ago
Maybe today’s record high stock market can speak with you.  Damn that Biden!  So horrible for the country!

So you somehow manage to credit Biden with the current stock market, but he magically bears no responsibility for the deficits or inflation.

Kind of interesting to see how that works.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1.12  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @3.1.10    3 days ago
So, do you clamor for corporate greed or against it?

Stock market up--BIDEN.

Corporate greed fueling the stock market--BAAAAAD!!!!!

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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3.1.13  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @3.1.8    3 days ago
 Maybe today’s record high stock market can speak with you.  Damn that Biden! 

Maybe today’s record income inequality can speak to you.  Damn that Biden!

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.1.14  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @3.1.13    3 days ago

What's sad is there were wage increases, generally across the board. Yet more Americans are in worse shape now.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1.15  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @3.1.14    3 days ago
What's sad is there were wage increases, generally across the board. Yet more Americans are in worse shape now.

Can you even imagine where we'd be now if inflation was actually what Biden claimed it was when he took office--9%?

Or how high it would have gone if that had been true?

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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4  Mark in Wyoming     3 days ago

Chappaquiddick 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4.1  Texan1211  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @4    3 days ago

LMAO!

 
 

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