Back From The the LIVING DEAD, like LAZARUS, I am BACK!
My Fellow, News Talkers.communists, I is here, before you, not behind you, to explains the "Tooth, da Whole Tooth, and Nutin' Butt the Tooth so help me, GARFIELD"!
Garfield, if you are unaware, is the "nickname" for GOD, as told to me, in a drunken state of excess consumption, that "Donnie TRUMP's BULL SHAT" ain't right in da' head.
Des super-secret, locked in the vault, info was shared to me by the "White, Blue Eyed, Long Haired, Blonde Jesus", or, someone that looks a whole lot like HIM.
As my dear friend here, at the News Talker, are aware, I have, like LAZARUS, or someone with a similar name with less vowels, have also, returned from the "Walking Dead Concerts", healed of my illusions and ready to get back in the "BLAME GAME".
I blame the ORANGE TURD for "Shat-ting" on our beloved Constitutional, then, having the audacity to wipe his big, fat Butt with it, because he can't read.
Friends, that just ain't right!
Donnie shouldn't do that.
Donnie wants to "Rip Up the Constitution into itty-bitty pieces", then rewrite them himself.
The problem is with 'dat, is that Donnie a product of Human Waste Materials, and can't read, write or lie, very well.
The Bone Spur Fake Man, can "holler" like a bull in heat, but when it comes to writing, his AI assistant has to do it fer him.
That is why, the Compulsive LIAR, always alleges that he authored his pieces of NEO-NAZI, WHITE TRASH, that was really the work of ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, 'cause poor "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is one Dumb FUGAZI.
I don't mean to burst your MAGA-LOONY BIN BUBBLE, but Donnie is not who you may think he is. He is a "stinker-rube, CAREER CROOK, that can't cook".
Writ that down in urine book of WIS-DUMB.
Donnie wants to be DICTATOR fer a day. Dictators don't work fer just one day.
Who in HADES does he think is going to believe that HORSE-PUCKY, Bull Shat?
I ain't.
My Fellow, Re-Puritans, Lost Inside Donnie Arse, it is time, past time, to extract your cerebellum from his glutomaximun before you, too, turn ORANGE, and transform instantly into an A-Hole.
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It does. Yours, your kid, grandkids, friends, love one, etc. Trump is extremely dangerous. Don't PET him.
give my disregards to nixon and raygun in hell, donald ...
People are saying that is was both literally as well as figureatively.
One can only imagine how much Lazarus stank if he indeed came back from the dead 'n putrid cave of horrors. Anyhoot odds are the 'miracle' was just another parlor trick as was the whole walk on water sham. "WTF" and "it's a miracle" are synonyms aimed by and at the 'no explanation needed' I have faith gullible.
Hallux, you are thinking too much about this one thing. Jesus came back from the dead too and had the 'evidence' (e.g. holes in his hands and feet from spikings; wound in his side) and well, we get no points for suggesting either set of wounds were 'presently' oozing pus and other 'corruption.' So the thinking goes. . . as with Jesus' flesh regenerated. . . so it is with Lazarus.
Of course, the civil thing to do would be to take Lazarus 'in' and wash him down with rose-water or whatever. Before that famous meal he was said to have reclined at with his fellow believers!
WTF???
Stop responding to me with repeat profanities, please. It's enough.
I was going to leave something here, but I seem to have misplaced it elsewhere....
There's an olde saying-- that certainly applies to one particular candidate I'm thinkingn of (but I'm not going to tellanyone who it is):
How can you be two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?