Kari Lake Outraged That Republicans Are Suddenly Accepting Election Results
Category: News & Politics
Via: bob-nelson • one week ago • 12 commentsBy: Andy Borowitz
This woman is such a ditz - such a flagrant ditz - that she managed to lose in the midst of a Republican avalanche.
Republicans should be celebrating. They have the Senate, without Kari Lake. Double win!
PHOENIX (The Borowitz Report)—After her failed bid for the US Senate made her a two-time loser, an irate Kari Lake complained on Monday that it was "totally unfair" that the Republican Party had suddenly decided to accept election results.
"I thought we were going to have frivolous lawsuits and baseless claims of voter fraud like we always do," she said. "I no longer recognize my Republican Party."
"Where are all the election deniers when you need them?" asked Lake, who now calls herself "an election denier denier."
"Where's the QAnon Shaman?" she demanded. "Where's Ginni Thomas? I haven't seen one frickin' Proud Boy marching for me. You people all suck!"
Whatever
Maybe a little laughter....
There’s always a boebert, kari…perhaps a move to I don’t know, idaho?
gee, maybe she'll get a clue now ...
maga is over represented by brainless TDS skanks in national gov't ...
I expect her 2026 congressional campaign announcement around xmas ...
There was a call on X over the weekend appealing to Trump to make Lake the WH Press Secretary OR the head of the FCC.
Sounds plausible...
That would be an excellent idea, considering her many years in broadcasting and dealing with the press. Still nice looking and has a pleasant voice.
Certainly would be an improvement over the inept KJP
Are you purposefully over the top? Or totally oblivious?
What y'all talking about?
I'm talking about a man who thinks that a woman's looks and voice are her essential attributes.
... reading a script off teleprompter.
She should run Trump's 2028 bid to unconstitutionally stay in office.
That would be hilarious!