Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President | Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump set to take place next Monday, White House insiders revealed that the mood was somber as Jill Biden prepared for her final week as president.
After spending four years as the chief executive of the United States, Jill was reportedly winding down her daily itinerary and taking what sources described as a "bittersweet" inventory as she got ready to no longer be the person running the country.
"Not being President is going to be a big change for her," said one insider. "It's just what she's been used to for so long. She's been carrying the mantle of responsibility this whole time, and it's going to be difficult for her next week to just hand over the reins to someone else."
One highly placed source within the Biden administration said Jill would do her best to tie up any loose ends before leaving office on January 20th. "She's still got a few important meetings left," the insider said. "She'll be issuing some pardons to some of the most evil people in human history, sending another $50 billion or so to Ukraine, and if she can get around to it by the weekend, she'd really like to finally get World War III kicked off. It'll be a busy week, but these last few attempts to bankrupt and destroy America won't just get done by themselves."
At publishing time, White House staff also revealed that the last week of Jill's presidency would also include a significant amount of time spent packing up Joe's toys and clearing out the playroom.
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Probably more truth here than many want to admit.
yeah, it's hard to compete with the glamour of an ex-pornstar ...
It's not satire.
Thank God in 6 days they will be gone.