Trump Explains The Word 'Groceries' to United Arab Emirates
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Via: john-russell • last year • 21 commentsBy: colbyhall (Mediaite)
President Donald Trump felt compelled to explain the term "groceries" to the UAE President — Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan — during a live broadcast of a conversation between the two global leaders.
Trump reiterated many points he's made during political rallies and speeches to other Arab leaders. This moment stood out because the US President seemed obligated to describe what he called an "old-fashioned term" — groceries.
"Costs are way down, groceries are way," Trump began. "They have a term grocery. It's an old term, but it means basically what you're buying: food. It is a pretty accurate term, but it's an old-fashioned sound, but groceries are down,"
Trump never described who the "they" is that has the term groceries because it's a widely used term for anyone who, you know, shops for groceries.
"Costs are down, eggs are down," he continued to ramble in a notably low-energy tone. "They were, first week they were hitting me with eggs were up 200% and now they are down to a number that is amazing with down 97, 98% from where they were. And everybody, they said, you won't have eggs for Easter. Well, everybody had eggs for Easter at a very reasonable price."
It's not clear who in the UAE was interested in the US egg prices, but that did not deter Trump from continuing, bringing up an even more bizarre topic: the White House Easter Egg roll.
"At the White House, we had our little Easter egg roll and hundreds of thousands of eggs purchased," he continued on his tangent. "They said, You have to go out and buy plastic eggs. That didn't work out. So we've done a real job."
He concluded by blasting the previous Biden administration and expressing great praise and almost fealty to the UAE president in a manner that it had been any other president, there would be outrage on conservative media outlets.
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If Biden ever made comments like these to the president of another country the right would be calling him a senile old fool.
Trump has about 40% of the country totally bamboozled.
Why do you waste your time on these desperate attempts to equalize Biden and Trump's health ? We can all see Trump is 100% more healthy, active and mentally vigorous than Biden was during his Presidency. These sad attempts aren't going to make people forget how poorly Biden functioned nor the conspiracy to cover it up.
Isn't there enough valid grounds to criticize Trump on instead of making these transparently silly comparisons? It's always shocking to me that will all the ammunition Trump gives them they still make things up and focus this false equivalence as if it will somehow lessen the guilt over lying about Biden's health.
So, because Trump isn't quite at 'Weekend at Bidens' level of deterioration, we should just ignore these clear moments of cognitive decline?
There are, and any patriotic American with more than half a brain is. But that doesn't mean we should just let these mind numbingly stupid moments Trump has happen without any commentary. I know for a fact conservatives wouldn't if this were Biden, which was exactly John's point. You all want to just close your eyes and plug your ears when your dear Leader is embarrassing himself but every one of you were glued to the news with giddy excitement every time Old Joe made a faux pas. Hypocrites.
Trump is a profound embarrassment to this country. The regular people of the world are laughing at him, and us.
Almost every time Trump makes public comments these days he says Biden, by name, was stupid, mean and evil. He said it again to the UAE president. What is the point of all this crap? Does Biden live rent free in this asshole's head ?
Morning..nahhh I wouldn't say we are laughing at you mob..
We are more along the lines of thinking....you poor buggars...
So how are things going with Canada and Greenland seems to have gone very quiet lately..or maybe they have just given up reporting here on his ramblings...can only hope...🐨
greenland has nothing to worry about, we have a military base there, so trumpski and company would undoubtedly fuck up the logistics of any invasion of it. trumpski has a drunken FOX dag running the dept of defense ...
Where was your "commentary" about Biden's decline during the entirety of his four years where it was abvious he was going downhill cognitively?
but, but, but what about ...
trumpski needed a straight-jacket when he claimed the haitian immigrants were "eating the cats and dogs" ...
He's about due for a lobotomy now.
... no comment.
How about Trump explain the word "corrupt". He should know based on lots of personal experience.
groceries - what people eat that don't eat McD's every meal ...
Maybe... grocery store. Hey, I just made that up!
Imagine being the leader of another country and having to sit through this shit. I’d be like, “How long is this senile old fart going to go on about eggs and groceries, and bellyaching about the last old fart who had his job?”
most of the people that are going to sit thru that bullshit are getting paid to be there, one way or another ...
Your proof?
feel free to name any of the people that aren't being paid to be there ...
At 6:20 this morning POTUS was on social media reminding everyone of how much he hates Taylor Swift
Over 1000 cult members retweeted this nonsensical garbage.