Trump Pooped his Pants, again & again.
As many of you may not know, I am Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored", and if you don't think I am "DOCTORED," take a gander in me Medicine Cabinet. I take one, two, maybe three hundred pills a day.
If I ain't "Doctored", who in HADES is, I ax you.
What most Americanos don't know is that I is the head "doctored" at the Bird Dropping Institute. We be a THINK TANK Fer MORONS, NO IDIOTS, PLEASE.
We be located in Mildew, Oh-Ho-Ho, where there are NO JOBS, not even BLOW JOBS. That's why "Dirty Diaper Donne", Mike "The Grindr" Johnson, JD "Ain't Got No Pants" Vance, and nearly every Republican in Public Office never come to visit us. We ain't nasty enough fer you all, when you were rich, I guess.
Well, we know you all are gonna be looking for work, so come on down. We be just a sharp right turn from COMMONSENSE. It's just a tangled turn from "The Twilight Zone".
Don't let the barbed wire fence, machine-gun turrets, or minefields scare you.
That's just decoration.
Now that you've got your arses whipped like a vat of fermented mayonnaise, you are gonna need a cheap place to sleep.
Our combination restaurant & hotel is known as "The Choke & Croak Hotel", where the mischievous come to say their final farewell before you all go to "HELL" in a hangbag.
What difference does it make if it's a "Designer's Bag" made in China and sold on the Streets of America by our recently released felons? We know you guys and gals are gonna need jobs. We be just helping you out!
This is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT to jump-start you sadsacks to your natural-born setting, HADES! Enjoy the warmth, losers.
Corn cobs are helpful!
Satire is for Intelectuals, not Political Scumbags.
Oh, and Sandy, this is POLITICAL SATIRE, not political BS slung by losers!
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