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Neighbor Hellbent On Shutting Down Kid's 'Illegal' Lemonade Stand

  

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Via:  perrie-halpern  •  10 years ago  •  29 comments

Neighbor Hellbent On Shutting Down Kid's 'Illegal' Lemonade Stand

When life gives you lemons, stay away from this guy.

Doug Wilkey, 61, is fighting to get authorities to close down the unlicensed lemonade stand of his 12-year-old neighbor, T.J. Guerrero, the Tampa Bay Times reports.

Wilkey, who lives in Dunedin, Florida, has emailed City Hall at least four times, pleading that they force Guerrero to close his business, according to the Times.

Please help me regain my quiet home and neighborhood, wrote Wilkey, who said the stand is causing excessive traffic, trash, illegal parking and noise.

Records obtained by the Times say Wilkey contacted City Hall twice to complain last year, then twice this year to complain the stand was back "AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Deputy Wayne Gross of the Pinellas County Sheriffs office investigated, finding that Guerrero had around 10-30 customers a day, and other neighbors seem to be fine with the situation.

Wilkey however, says hes "very worried about the value of my home, which is why I built in a residential area, not a business area."

The mans complaints may have backfired. After news of the conflict came out, hundreds of customers came to purchase lemonade and cookies from Guerrero, according to Fox 13. Guerrero made more than $600 in two hours.

Supporters of the pre-teen included Dave Eggers, the mayor of Dunedin.

I think it is a great show of entrepreneurship," Eggers told WPTV. "This 12-year-old is setting a great example. I don't know what the other neighbors problem is, but I would like to talk to him to try to figure it out.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/26/tj-guerrero-doug-wilkey-lemonade-stand_n_5716857.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


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Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    10 years ago

You dang kids, get off my lawn!

 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    10 years ago

He reminds me of our neighbor back in 1963. That man sowed tacks in his yard so that any kid that rode his bike in his yard ruined his tires. Not happy with just sowing his yard with tacks, he also sowed the space between the sidewalk and the street. Occasionally, when he mowed, the tacks would land on the sidewalk.

I had about 4 flat tires on my bike, and I never ever rode in his yard, just on the sidewalk. He had come over to warn me, because I was a nice little girl. (And his sister-in-law was both mine and my mother's first grade teacher). What a crank!

Glad the mayor stuck up for the kid. Some people just want things as they want them and nothing less will do, I guess. He is lucky his house hasn't been egged.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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[Perrie flicks Randy in the head]

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   seeder  Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

Mean old man! Did he have any kids?

Yeah, I'm glad that the mayor had this kids back

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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Swamijim sez
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link   Swamijim sez    10 years ago

Wilkey however, says hes "very worried about the value of my home, which is why I built in a residential area, not a business area."

Should have built in the Crotchety Olde Farts area...

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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link   Hal A. Lujah    10 years ago
It could have been worse - he could have just shot one to death.
 
 
 
A. Macarthur
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link   A. Macarthur    10 years ago

Another remnant of the "Law and Order" Republicans.

STAND YOUR GROUND, Dude! It's Florida.

And "Guerrero" sounds like an illegal name

How's that for profiling, profiling-lovers?

Lefties can do it too.*

* NOTE: In case anyone is not clear on who I am profiling it's the plaintiff.

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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link   Hal A. Lujah    10 years ago
I blame lawyers. Imagine someone getting salmonella from a kids dirty lemonade stand. Their attorney will advise them towards the deepest pockets, which will be the city that failed to act on enforcing their own ordinances. Cha-Ching!
 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    10 years ago

No, he didn't. Somehow, he seemed to like me-- not much, but I think Miss Smitha would have jerked a knot in him, had he been really mean to me!

Miss Smitha was a wonderful teacher! Grin.gif

 
 
 
Dowser
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Yeah, this was in 1963. Most people didn't seem to feel they had that option. Smile.gif

 
 
 
Miss_Construed
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link   Miss_Construed    10 years ago

I think the old man is in on it. He got the kid major publicity and profits through negative advertising. Maybe he's getting 10%.

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Perrie Halpern R.A.
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Some how we have to infuse common sense into big government. Sure the lemonade stand violates laws intended for legitimate business but that is not what this is. It's a child's lemonade stand. We can all agree that this is more productive for a twelve year old than playing Xbox or smoking weed.

So spot on. And think about the money wasted on such acts? What are we teaching our children not only about being an entrepreneur but also about how stupid our laws can be.

It seems that common sense has gone down the tubes!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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@ Hal,

This was also an issue with why people who knew CPR were afraid to use it on strangers. They were terrified of being sued until the good samaritan laws were enacted.

How bizarre culture have we become?

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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There you go!

I often prepare food with my turtles roaming the kitchen counters. It adds that certain something.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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Miss...

You may be right. Got his 15 min of fame... or infamy.

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   Krishna    10 years ago

Just my opinion, of course, but it seems like some people in the U.S. have strange values. . Apparently its perfectly legal to allow 9 year olds to fire Uzis -- but its illegal for them to operate lemonade stands...?

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    10 years ago

I misunderstand your comment Krish. Are you saying there is something wrong with a kid protecting their lemonade stand with an Uzi?

 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    10 years ago

Salmonella?

As much as I love turtles, I don't want them in my food. Smile.gif

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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link   Hal A. Lujah    10 years ago
Me too. Nor do I like my lemonade made with raw egg whites .... or unwashed hands that just wiped a butt.
 
 
 
Broliver "TheSquirrel" Stagnasty
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Turtle Soup???

 
 
 
Broliver "TheSquirrel" Stagnasty
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Broliver "TheSquirrel" Stagnasty
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link   Broliver "TheSquirrel" Stagnasty    10 years ago

Unless they are also sex workers...

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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But....but..... Buzz.....

We'd have to kill you!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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Ah good one Lar!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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Then it's OK!

 
 

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