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The Honorable Governor of Arkansas...

  
By:  JBB  •  Satire  •  2 years ago  •  58 comments

The Honorable Governor of Arkansas...
"Her mama had to get drunk to breast feed her"!

Damn! 

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JBB
Professor Principal
1  author  JBB    2 years ago

Pretty Pretty...

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
1.1  squiggy  replied to  JBB @1    2 years ago

Ok. I came for the pictures but what's the story?

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.1.1  author  JBB  replied to  squiggy @1.1    2 years ago

My first thought? Doesn't Huckabee-Sanders have any friends?

Why is the Governor of Arkansas in public dressed as a clown?

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
1.1.2  squiggy  replied to  JBB @1.1.1    2 years ago

Was there some legitimate issue that brought this up from the basement?

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
1.1.3  squiggy  replied to  JBB @1.1.1    2 years ago
My first thought? Doesn't Huckabee-Sanders have any friends?

Yes. They were invited to remain at a restaurant where Sanders was publicly humiliated and ordered to leave. That event gave air to Maxine Waters' urging to get in opponents' faces - helping to drive today's animosity.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.2  devangelical  replied to  JBB @1    2 years ago

the new cover girl for farm and ranch magazine...

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.2.1  author  JBB  replied to  devangelical @1.2    2 years ago

If drag is dangerous for young kids, what does seeing a horror show like this do to their growing psyches? They will need therapy!

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.2.2  devangelical  replied to  JBB @1.2.1    2 years ago

gee, watching all those mostly conservative 50's, 60's, and 70's comedy icons appear nightly on TV in drag really fucked me up. which wealthy POS can I sue for indoctrinating me against rwnj thumper homophobes? /s

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
2  MrFrost    2 years ago

Looks  like she stole the curtains out of bus station bathroom somewhere in Kentucky. 

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
2.1  author  JBB  replied to  MrFrost @2    2 years ago

Like Aunt Lydia dressed as Elly Mae Clampet for Sady Hawkins Day!

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.2  devangelical  replied to  MrFrost @2    2 years ago
she stole the curtains out of bus station bathroom somewhere in Kentucky

probably the only cover available when she woke up there...

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
2.2.1  MrFrost  replied to  devangelical @2.2    2 years ago

People like her will do anything for an 8 ball. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.2.2  devangelical  replied to  MrFrost @2.2.1    2 years ago

gee... I kind of miss the 80's ...

in her case, I'd recommend checking the medicine shelf in the barn first...

 
 
 
George
Junior Expert
4  George    2 years ago

They had to tie a porkchop to her to keep the dog from running away.

256

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Guide
5  Drinker of the Wry    2 years ago

There is a certain irony of making fun of someone's photo on a social site where commenters use surrogate images or icons in place of photos of themselves.

 
 
 
George
Junior Expert
5.1  George  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @5    2 years ago

I'm sticking with the hat.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
5.2  author  JBB  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @5    2 years ago

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original

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Guide
6  Drinker of the Wry    2 years ago

He also looks overweight for a Marine.  Is fat the link to this seed that you want to make?  

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
6.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @6    2 years ago

Lol...You've done it again!

 
 
 
Jasper2529
Professor Quiet
7  Jasper2529    2 years ago
The Honorable Governor Of Arkansas... By:    JBB    •    Opinions    •    5 hours ago    •    19 comments

Interesting article about Sarah Huckabee/Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Here's why:

  • After searching through over 100 photos (75 were Getty Images), I couldn't find any of her at a podium as a blond in a short frilly dress wearing brown boots.
  • I also searched for the QUOTE used - ""Her mama had to get drunk to breast feed her"!" - and couldn't find a link for it.
  • Sarah Huckabee Sanders will not be the governor of Arkansas until January 2023.
  • Another click bait devoid of facts, for sure.
  • Another photoshopped pic like Bronx/Shell/Conoco? Maybe!

 
 
 
Jasper2529
Professor Quiet
8  Jasper2529    2 years ago
What do they call that New Jersey perfume you wear? Exit 13?

Sorry, but I've never heard of Exit 13 and couldn't find it on the Internet. If you're looking for men's colognes to try, please consider Dolce & Gabbana's Blue, Molyneux's Captain, Halston's Z-14, or Paco Rabanne's Pour Homme. If you need more recommendations, please feel free to contact me. 

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
8.1  author  JBB  replied to  Jasper2529 @8    2 years ago

Really? Exit 13 leads to the Holland Tunnel from the Jersey side.

It smells like shit...

original

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Guide
8.1.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @8.1    2 years ago

Why would you think that is the only Exit 13 on New Jersey highways?

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
8.1.2  author  JBB  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @8.1.1    2 years ago

I guess I should not expect people living way out there in the stix to know it, but Exit 13a on The Jersey Turnpike is way famous in New York and throughout the North East as New Jersey's butthole...

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Guide
8.1.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @8.1.2    2 years ago

I guess that I shouldn’t expect you to be more precise on identifying road exits than on your political or economic analyses.

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
8.1.4  squiggy  replied to  JBB @8.1.2    2 years ago

Here we go again. Is it 13 or 13a? 

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
9  MrFrost    2 years ago

512

 
 
 
George
Junior Expert
9.1  George  replied to  MrFrost @9    2 years ago

That ain’t right, it’s dinner time in some parts of the country.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
10  Split Personality    2 years ago

Most of thread #8.1 deleted for childish meta, trolling, no value etc.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
11  Trout Giggles    2 years ago

That's not her but it's still funny.