I do not understand this chair
By: Chaim Gartenberg (The Verge)
There's no accounting for taste. Is this chair porn?
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It's just innately troubling
It started with a tweet from Roadshow editor-in-chief Tim Stevens. A picture of a chair that seemed to effortlessly skim the line between office chair, La-Z-Boy recliner, and Victorian throne. An utter affront to design, taste, and style.
This chair:
Stumbled across this chair online today. I find its middle-management, aspirational evil overlord aesthetic oddly chilling. pic.twitter.com/0I41mxQNjF — Tim Stevens (@Tim_Stevens) May 20, 2021
The tweet first crossed my timeline yesterday, and my mind has been consumed for the past 24 hours by the very existence of this chair. Why does it exist? Has anyone actually bought one? Does the chair come with a menacing-looking cat to hold when spinning around to fire your minions? Are you required to shout "I'll get you next time, Gadget?" when you encounter minor setbacks while seated in it?
The Amazon listing, however, only added to the perplexing nature. The original picture, for example, did not convey the built-in footrest that this relic possesses. It's a fact that seems important, although I cannot quite convey why.
Another important nugget of information: the Penn Executive Chair's price, a whopping $1,950, puts it above the cost of the most expensive office chair from Herman Miller or the cushiest, comfiest La-Z-Boy recliner. Then again, why shouldn't a chair like this, which aspires to ascend beyond the limits of both of those products, feature a price tag that similarly soars above either of its lesser halves?
(That said, this thing does feature genuine leather, the lowest grade of leather, a disappointing choice for something this pricey.)
The main vibe of that image is "spikes and manacles are about to pop out of the arm and headrests to imprison a James Bond-style spy in a low-budget (or lowish-budget, again these chairs cost like two grand) thriller movie."
The rabbit hole tunneled ever deeper. I found the website of the manufacturer, Penn Executive Chairs, showcasing new styles of the dreaded chair in ever-maddening color schemes, patterns, and tufted leather backs. A second image — the only one I've found of a human sitting in one of these chairs — alludes to the scale, one that seems more fitting for a throne than a seat for an office desk.
I do not think writing this has helped me understand the chair — indeed, I don't think it is possible to truly know the nature of this item — but if a giant throne-like recliner shows up as my new desk chair whenever we all return to office life, this is why.
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Yeah.... that chair is something of a monstrosity. It’s one of those things that tries to do too many different things and ends up not really being good for any of them.
Kinda think the point is the price. Could be made out of bubble wrap and, as long as it was expesive, there'd be a market.
I think you’re right. I’ve never really understood that, like buying a gold plated phone or something. Why? It doesn’t make it any better or more useful. If I can find a chair that lets me sit comfortably for $100 then why would I spend $2000 on one that is going to (possibly) do the exact same thing?
That chair looks haunted or possessed
Pffft, the The Aresline Xten costs $1.5 million and that was in 2008.
It’s an assault on the eyes. The base is particularly tacky. They just slapped some wood onto the base of an ordinary office chair. It looks like a ceiling fan, but on the floor.