Navy SEALS Arrest Hillary Clinton—(Satire Warning) - Def-Con News
By: Michael Baxter (Def-Con News)
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At this point in time we can only dream that US Navy SEALS loyal to Donald Trump raided Hillary Clinton's Chappaqua, NY estate and arrested her on charges of treason, destruction of government property, and aiding and abetting the enemy. Original article written by Michael Baxter on Real Raw News .
Warning! Satire is a beautiful thing, until we experience buyer's remorse. This reported arrest is uncorroborated and must be assumed to be satire; all related articles lead back to Real Raw News. But, hey, the read is enjoyable and there's nothing wrong with an occasional pleasant dream, right? Enjoy.
The arrest took place Tuesday night, according to a source in President Trump's orbit, only hours after he had spoken to Rear Admiral Hugh W. Howard at US Special Operations Command and given him a "mammoth trove" of evidence of Clinton's criminality dating back to her days at the State Department. The evidence allegedly includes thousands of never-before-seen emails, which Clinton acid washed prior to the 2016 presidential election, as well as documents implicating her in plots to assassinate Republican legislators across the country.
The evidence was so compelling, our source added, that Adm. Howard had trouble believing that Clinton wasn't arrested years ago.
"Trump's been wanting to get her, and the rest of the Deep State cabal, ever since he set foot in the White House. It has taken him years to dig up the motherload. Once he had military support, he greenlit the operation. Trump's team, for lack of a better word, had been surveilling Clinton a long time, and he knew she was always alone on Tuesday nights. That's when the SEALS nabbed her," the source said.
Under cover of darkness, an eight-man detachment from Naval Special Warfare Group 3 infiltrated the Chappaqua mansion shortly after 2:00am.
Mysteriously, Clinton's two-man Secret Service detail, which normally lives in a guest house on the property, was absent that morning.
The SEALS cleared the main building, then silently breached the door to her bedroom, where they found her awake rehearsing a speech before a vanity mirror.
They fired a single tranquilizer dart into her neck, the source said, before taping her mouth and sealing a black cloth bag over her head.
The SEALS also seized several laptops and reams of paper, the source said.
"I don't know where they took her; only Trump knows that. But this is proof that Trump and the military have started taking out the cabal. It took him longer than expected, longer than he wanted, but better late than never. Trump is doing what's right for America," the source said.
President Trump will soon send her to Guantanamo Bay to face a military tribunal for her crimes against America and its people.
GITMO, the source said in closing, is run by the Marine Corps and the US Navy, both of which have forsaken Joe Biden and instead pledged to help Donald Trump vanquish the forces of darkness that have enshrouded the nation in corruption for decades.
What say you Def-Con News readers? Has this been a pleasurable read for you? It was for me. And it will continue to be pleasurable for me each time I re-read it, whether it is true or not. The command "lock her up," may have finally been acted upon. If this is true, thank you very much, SEALS. In the meantime, we all have hope and there will always be tomorrow.
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Too funny. Fake news is the bane of the internet...
this story could raise a few blisters among true believers.
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Sounds like a trumper's wet dream.
... spontaneous circle jerks initiated among the true believers.
Some of our smarter residents are going to totally miss the satire warning
... that would just be another compelling argument favoring "youth in asia" for the particular demographic that tends to believe such unfounded nonsense. USA Today refuted it in print yesterday. fucking morons.
It's not their fault. Stupidity is inherited
How is "Commander-in-Chief" still attached this reprobate former president? Inquiring minds are questioning. . . . (Chuckles.) Where is Chelsea while all this is going on with her mom? Protect mom!
Chelsea is married- and lives separately.
She and her parents might be on the out now, since Chelsea decided not to run for political office. The Clinton machine can't produce money and gain influence w/o a Clinton running for office.
they probably spend their days clipping coupons ...
Is this the 'forever' Clinton Machine anxiety 'at work' again?! Whatever the case, in such a scenario -were it so- Chelsea should step up and protect "Ma" and "Pa." as a studious child.
This was reported in some of the deeper internet shit holes as actual news this week. Everyone should be able to tell it's fake or satire just by the fact it's reporting Navy Seals did the arrest. Navy Seals don't have arrest authority nor does Trump have any authority to order any federal workers including military. The very act would immediately be broadcast by every major world news outlet and spark immediate repercussions as it's a serious violation of UCMJ and several federal laws.
... way to ruin this month's masturbatory theme for the trumpster circle jerks.
Had the vote change and fraud worked in 2020 for the Russian mole Trump enterprise like it did in 2016 it is quite possible that this would not be satire, but the new way America operates as dictated by Erdogan, MBS and the ultimate crafty dude, Putin.