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What Punishment Would Give Alex Jones in Hell?

  
By:  Trout Giggles  •  2 years ago  •  15 comments


What Punishment Would Give Alex Jones in Hell?
I got an idea!

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I commented that when I take over Hell I have a special punishment lined up for Alex Jones. I was offered some help with ideas and implementing them.

What special punishment would you like to see?

And we don't have to limit this to just Alex Jones. I got special punishments lined up for ex-boyfriends and co-workers, too


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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1  author  Trout Giggles    2 years ago

I'm still thinking

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Quiet
1.1  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    2 years ago

Sadly in this case, there is no evidence of hell. So he's likely going to the same place as Hitler and Mother Theresa, his mass (and there is a lot of it) aka energy (E=MC2) recycled, eaten by worms, bacteria and bugs to become food for other creatures.

 
 
 
afrayedknot
Junior Quiet
2  afrayedknot    2 years ago

It is not monetary.

Let him be forced to sit in front of the pictures of the children innocently slaughtered at Sandy Hook. Let him hear the anguish of those parents and families on an endless loop as he continues to triple down.

Let him feel, in his soulless being, just a fraction of the pain he has caused. Let him burn. 

 
 
 
Revillug
Freshman Participates
3  Revillug    2 years ago

Only give him water from a cup with a safety label that reads, "Warning: This water contains chemicals that will turn frogs and humans gay."

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
3.1  Kavika   replied to  Revillug @3    2 years ago

But first, he must breed with the frog.

 
 
 
Revillug
Freshman Participates
3.1.1  Revillug  replied to  Kavika @3.1    2 years ago

TBH, he already looks like he is the product of inbreeding between humans and frogs.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
4  Kavika     2 years ago

Waterboarding with kerosene in his anal passage.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Participates
5  pat wilson    2 years ago

I think the 12th century penalty of being hung, drawn and quartered would do nicely.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
6  JohnRussell    2 years ago

1. Force him to grovel before Trump for all eternity.

2. Turn Jones own words into mule shit and make Jones eat them. 

3. Dump him head first into a vat of chocolate and then unleash 10,000,000 ants on him. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7  author  Trout Giggles    2 years ago

Be forced to listen to extreme liberals rant on an endless loop

 
 
 
Blessed Be The Fruit
Freshman Silent
8  Blessed Be The Fruit     2 years ago

Hell wouldn't be so bad for Alex Jones, He'd spend his time cuddling Donald Trump and David Koresh.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  Blessed Be The Fruit @8    2 years ago

No he won't because Satan gave his throne to me. I will separate them. One gets the shit room, one gets the fire room, and one gets the ass raping room. I will rotate them

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
9  Ender    2 years ago

Ok, these people are making hell not sound so appealing....

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Junior Expert
9.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Ender @9    2 years ago

Who knew that we had so many fundamentalists?

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
10  CB    2 years ago

I could condemn Alex Jones to. . . 'hard labor' making millions of dollars telling the truth and not uttering a single lie. For each lie expressed all that came before it would be swiped away and he forced to start over from scratch. Get to work, Alex!

 
 

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