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The 10 Dumbest Conspiracy Theories of 2022

  
Via:  Ender  •  2 years ago  •  15 comments

By:   Mikael Thalen (The Daily Dot)

The 10 Dumbest Conspiracy Theories of 2022
For his 'One Dumb Conspiracy' column recap of 2022, Mikael lists out the 10 dumbest conspiracy theories in 2022.

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The 10 dumbest conspiracies this year


1) Conspiracy theorists think these Reebok shoes are Satanic


A conspiracy theory spreading across social media claims that a pair of shoes recently released by Reebok are "Satanic." But the theory falls apart under the slightest scrutiny.

2) Conspiracy theorists fall for fake article claiming conspiracy theorists are always right


In what might be the greatest example of irony ever, conspiracy theorists have fallen for a fake news article that claims conspiracy theorists "keep getting things right."

3) Conspiracy theorists think Biden's visit to Poland was entirely staged


President Joe Biden visited Poland to address the ongoing conflict in the neighboring country of Ukraine. But conspiracy theorists believe footage of the visit proves that the diplomatic trip was actually staged and that Biden was instead on a movie set.

4) Conspiracy theorists think this video shows Hillary Clinton leading an intergalactic space cult


A video surfaced online that conspiracy theorists claim shows Hillary Clinton dressed as a "space cult leader" during an "annual earth ritual." Yet the event was anything but a so-called Satanic ritual as argued online.

5) Conspiracy theorists are outraged over fake Satanic coffee cups from Starbucks


Conspiracy theorists across social media were outraged over what they believe is a Satanic coffee cup being sold by Starbucks. But it turns out that the item has nothing to do with the multinational coffee chain.


6) Conspiracy theorists think your babies will be forced to drink Bill Gates formula


Conspiracy theorists accused billionaire Bill Gates (as always) of purposely creating the ongoing baby formula shortage in the U.S. as part of a sinister plot. But an examination of the facts shows that's not the case.


7) Conspiracy theorists think 'FEMA Camp Containers' were used during the Super Bowl


While millions across the world enjoyed the 2022 Super Bowl, conspiracy theorists became convinced that internment camp containers had been prominently displayed during the halftime show. But as you've likely guessed, the claims aren't true.

8) Ukraine invasion reignites a conspiracy theory about a soccer ball that could bring down the Deep State


A laughable conspiracy theory alleging that Russian President Vladimir Putin gave former President Donald Trump a soccer ball full of secrets about the "Deep State" has resurfaced following the invasion of Ukraine.


9) Conspiracy theorists think Jeffrey Epstein was referenced in an episode of 'Spongebob'


Conspiracy theorists are convinced that they have found a connection between the cartoon character Spongebob Squarepants and deceased sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.


10) Conspiracy theorists think Starbucks is ushering in the end of the world by going cashless


A photograph circulating online that purports to show Starbucks announcing plans to go entirely cashless has conspiracy theorists convinced that the end is nigh. As always, the actual explanation is much simpler.


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Ender
Professor Principal
1  seeder  Ender    2 years ago

Why do these conspiracy theorists always think things are satanic...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1  devangelical  replied to  Ender @1    2 years ago

the thumper segment of the right wing is the most gullible...

 
 
 
bbl-1
Professor Quiet
1.2  bbl-1  replied to  Ender @1    2 years ago

Because the Qanon rabble are actually deflections and 'look over there' folk to cover for the world wide business of 'young clientele' for the bored, lazy, corpulent super rich.  These people give Satanic a bad name.

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
1.3  Tacos!  replied to  Ender @1    last year

Evangelicals routinely tell themselves that anything they don’t like is the work of Satan.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2  JohnRussell    2 years ago

The homeless have more sense. 

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
2.1  seeder  Ender  replied to  JohnRussell @2    2 years ago

Who knew Spongebob was part of the deep state...

 
 
 
afrayedknot
Junior Quiet
2.1.1  afrayedknot  replied to  Ender @2.1    2 years ago

Nothing new, nothing knew…

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1.2  devangelical  replied to  afrayedknot @2.1.1    2 years ago

geezus nose.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
3  seeder  Ender    2 years ago
A conspiracy theory spreading across social media claims that a pair of shoes recently released by Reebok are "Satanic.

I wonder if Kanye was involved....

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1  devangelical  replied to  Ender @3    2 years ago

probably. his name is mud at adidas.

I dremel tool a cross on all my 9mm hollowpoints...

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
3.1.1  seeder  Ender  replied to  devangelical @3.1    2 years ago

You need to inlay silver.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.2  Tessylo  replied to  Ender @3    2 years ago

I hear Ye hasn't been heard from in a little while now

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
4  Kavika     2 years ago

Conspiracy theory 11....MAGA people are sane.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
4.1  Tessylo  replied to  Kavika @4    2 years ago

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bbl-1
Professor Quiet
5  bbl-1    2 years ago

The greatest conspiracy theories are these.

1.  "I'm like a really smart guy."  DJT.

2.  "I know more than"-----pick your quote.  DJT

3.  And of course the conjecture and fantastic dodge of, 'The Stormy Who'.  Not a quote, an action.  I wonder why Karen McDougal is forgotten.  Her affair with the Mar-a-Lago dude lasted two years, ending in 2016.

 
 

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