This is God's Penis
It's not the Innuendo Article but close enough for Newstalker Work
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I got this from Face Book. The responses were hilarious.
Have some fun and see what you can come up with
Oh my goodness, women, to some men, have been reduced to penis receptacles.
Yeah...but this shit is funny. I know we have some clever people here with talent for synonyms
sorry, I can't think of anything that's non-disgusting or non-misogynistic to say...
This is my group, Buttheads, so speak what's on your mind. I've got a paddle if you get too far out of hand
my puberty peaked in the 70's, that would be like starting to drink or smoke again...
this might be the perfect topic to attract thumper dickheads...
If we're talking about penises...I think you may be right
I loved that scene!
At 68 yoa I don't ask mine to do more than drain my bladder.
A lack of testosterone and desire has set in.
Women have, historically, just messed with my Chi anyway.
Have likely already experienced the love of my life.
Losing her was a pain I don't wish to go through again.
I'm very sorry for your loss
The true meaning of "God be with you".
Some may foreclose on his ''penis home''
I think of it more as the best engine in the world than a home. It only takes one finger to start. It's self lubricating. It takes any size piston and change's its own oil every four weeks.
“She'll lead you down the path
There'll be tenderness in the air
She'll let you come just far enough
So you know she's really there
And she'll look at you and smile
And her eyes will say
She's got a secret garden”
Oh yeah. This is gonna work great. My wife is going love hearing that the reason for her existence is to be a receptacle for my penis.
She’s going to love it even more when I start calling it “God’s penis.”
I’ve heard of guys that name their member, but that’s pretty arrogant.
I double dog dare you to tell her.
What funeral home shall we send the flowers?
Exactly, thunder stick is good enough for me, as in”feel the power in the thunder stick”.
Boy, he just said the quiet part right out loud, didn't he?
Jesus H. Christ.
Wait a minute...
I don't watch many of the youth stuff often, but okay. . . She peed! That is novel concept imaging and graphic (to me anyway) and Ariana G., has a soft voice but she can most definitely 'sang.'
Prince called 'it': Little Red Corvette !
Okay! Your mission, should you choose to undertake it is to find out what Nicky Minaj calls her . . . friend . . .in this video and list it. First one to respond gets an all paid expense 'ride in a little red corvette !
(See what I did there?)
STRONG LANGUAGE. CAUTION! STRONG LANGUAGE. ADULTS ONLY! NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.
LOL! Talk about leaving it all out there! And, him 'hanging' and drenched on the line!
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I'll catch those later when I'm not at work
It's too real. Sometimes I wonder where I get off posting this stuff! (See what I did there?)
Putin’s cock holster?