Top New Nicknames For Trump. Just Because He Skated Doesn't Mean… | by David Volk | The Haven | Mar, 2024 | Medium
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Just Because He Skated Doesn't Mean He's Not Poor
Marketwatch.
Yes, I know, I know, I know. Like many of you, I'm still angry that a New York appeals court lowered the amount of bond Loser J. Trump would have to post in order to appeal Judge Engoron's ruling in his fraud trial. And it may seem like it will be easier for him to put up $175 million rather than $464 million, but here's the thing…
He not only likely doesn’t have even that amount of money because he’s not really a billionaire, he doesn’t plan on paying that either. After all, he’s gotten away with stiffing people for so long that he thinks he’s going to pull it off again.
We’ve got news for you, Loser J, not only are you going to lose your appeal, but you’re still going to have to pay up. And if you think loan sharks are bad, you haven’t really gone up against Letitia James yet. And we’re pretty sure he knows that and he also knows he doesn’t have the money because he’s poor.
Poor, poor, poor.
It’s true. A picture is worth a thousand words. Editorial cartoon from the Columbus Dispatch
Which is why it now behooves us, the people who have had to spend the last six years listening to nicknames he’s given people — Little Marco, Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary —to come up with a few nicknames for the not-so-dandy Donny. Here are a few modest suggestions —
Daddy No Bucks
Ironic, isn’t it? This cartoon character has no hair and has way more money than the hirsute real life comic book character, Loser J. CBS 8
Mr. I Alone Can’t Fix It, But I Can Really Fuck It Up On My
Own.
Because isn’t that what his practice of deflection has been saying all along? As a populist dictator in waiting, he’s supposed to create fake crises and then solve them, but he’s so incompetent that he ends up making up imaginary crises and then just making them worse.
Trust Fund Cry Baby
Only an incompetent can open a casino, lose money, have his father illegally bail him out and still end up having to close it down. The house always wins, Donnie. How the hell can anyone fuck that up?
The Obese Not-so-Fat Cat
It goes without saying that he’s overweight, but he doesn’t like animals and fat cats like to spread money around. Loser J doesn’t. He likes to spread the illusion of money around without ever spending.
Broke Don
Enough said. As he gets fatter and fatter, we might even be able to call him Brokeback Donny.
Brokey McBrokeface
I think this one would just drive him up the wall because it’s funny and he has absolutely no sense of humor.
And my personal favorite, the one that’s been making the rounds…..
Don Poorleone.
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I thought it was funny so I seeded it
I'm kind of partial to twitler...
that's a good one
A little clunky, but I like it.
"Don Poorleone" tickled my funny bone, but I think the Godfather was a more honorable man than Trump is.
No doubt.
Mango Mussolini has always had a nice ring to it.
To the best of my knowledge, I called him Trumpullthinskin before i had seen another, and do not remember reading and spelling being influenced or copied from another.
For own occasion, when i'm not plagiarizing others, i write in a tad different way, than say others...
I'm sticking with Walking Eagle, so full of shit he can't fly.