Musk Says Working for Him is Job no American Would Want
By: Andy Borowitz
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Dec 30, 2024196
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AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—Defending the H-1B visa program, Elon Musk said on Monday that working for him "is a job no American would want."
"There is this myth that workers on H-1B visas will be taking away jobs from Americans," he said. "The truth is, the only people willing to work for me are foreigners with little to no access to information about me."
Explaining why foreign workers are uniquely suited for such employment, he added, "If you have to listen to me talk for extended periods, not knowing English is a huge asset."
Marshaling data to support his argument, Musk said, "People who have worked for me are much like Donald Trump's wives—67 percent have been foreign."
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Mr. Borowitz is a funny dude
LOL, how true and that is not counting the parents that the current 1st Lady dragged into the US.
Wanna bet that Musk will not be among the immigrants whom MAGA expels?
And why would he be among them?
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He keeps getting them worked up and they will come after him with pitchforks and scythes