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Where is hs left hand?

  
By:  Trout Giggles  •  3 months ago  •  27 comments


Where is hs left hand?
 

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1  author  Trout Giggles    3 months ago

Two Bibles?

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    3 months ago

the bottom book is mein kampf ...

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Guide
1.1.1  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  devangelical @1.1    3 months ago

Are you sure it’s not the Anarchists Cookbook?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1.2  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @1.1.1    3 months ago

He likes government where he gets to decide all the rules

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.3  devangelical  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @1.1.1    3 months ago

the 2nd book I ever bought for myself ...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.4  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @1.1.3    3 months ago

the first was rules for radicals by saul alinsky ...

 
 
 
Ozzwald
Professor Quiet
2  Ozzwald    3 months ago
Where is his left hand?

One thing is for sure, it is nowhere near Melania.

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devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1  devangelical  replied to  Ozzwald @2    3 months ago

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3  author  Trout Giggles    3 months ago

Ok...6 comments and nobody has stated the obvious. One more chance before I spoil the ending

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @3    3 months ago

it's not on the bible, so that whatever evil he does during his term the thumpers can't hold it against him ...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1.1  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @3.1    3 months ago

That's brilliant! I didn't think he had it in him

 
 
 
Ozzwald
Professor Quiet
3.1.2  Ozzwald  replied to  devangelical @3.1    3 months ago

it's not on the bible, so that whatever evil he does during his term the thumpers can't hold it against him ...

Would have been kinda fun though to watch the smoke curling up from between his fingers while reciting the oath of office.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1.3  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1.2    3 months ago

I think that Bible would have instantly ignited and then there would have been a 3 alarm fire in the Rotunda

 
 
 
Nerm_L
Professor Expert
4  Nerm_L    3 months ago

Yes, Trump did not place his hand on the Bibles to take the oath.  So?

 
 
 
George
Senior Expert
4.1  George  replied to  Nerm_L @4    3 months ago

It's not like he was the first to do []

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
4.2  devangelical  replied to  Nerm_L @4    3 months ago

he was probably afraid of becoming a scorched spot on the carpet if he did ...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5  author  Trout Giggles    3 months ago

I'm sure Nerm is making a snarky comment there in #4 about he doesn't have to have his hand on the Bible. That's not what I'm concerned about.

He brings 2 Bibles to the inauguration, proclaims his Christianity to every body who doesn't give a fuck, and then doesn't place his hand on those Bibles. And then to claim "so help me God" Then why bring them? Definition of hypocrisy

I would never swear an oath to God with my hand on a Bible. But I'm an atheist. He even sold Bibles with his signature. Pure blasphemy (I'm a recovering Catholic so I reserve the right to say things like that)

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
5.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @5    3 months ago

maga thumpers equate trump to geezus as their new savior, and trump will claim he never swore his oath of office later on ...

 
 
 
RU4Real
Freshman Silent
6  RU4Real    3 months ago

Satan is the God of the Underworld.

Plus, he may have been swearing to Elon the god (goober of deception).

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
7  Tacos!    3 months ago

He was picking a wedgie.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
8  Kavika     3 months ago

1. Hand in his pocket with fingers crossed hoping that he won’t be struck deaf and dumb for lying to God.

2. Hand in his pocket playing pocket pool.

Your choice.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
8.1  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @8    3 months ago

I don't know where trump's hand is, but barron is right behind him looking down at it ...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.1  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @8.1    3 months ago

On Melania's ass?

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
8.1.2  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.1    3 months ago

she was gassy from breakfast, and her hands were full, so trump stiffened his thumb ...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.3  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @8.1.2    3 months ago

We're getting flagged for this....

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
8.1.4  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.3    3 months ago

gee, go figure. yeah, I wasn't paying attention yesterday and got my melania butt plug joke ticketed up above ...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
8.1.5  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @8.1.2    3 months ago

if melania has a spinach omelet for breakfast, trump's thumb can play the first 4 bars of YMCA ...

 
 

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