Musk's Son Calls Trump's Gaza Plan Idiotic
By: Andy Borowitz
You better not wipe that booger on my desk you little shit
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a setback to Donald J. Trump's plan to turn the Gaza Strip into the "Riviera of the Middle East," on Wednesday the 4-year-old son of Elon Musk called the proposal "idiotic."
"You're saying that the United States would own Gaza," X Musk told Trump in an Oval Office meeting. "Who would we be buying it from? And what would become of the two million Palestinians who call it home? Removing an entire population is tantamount to ethnic cleansing and contravenes international law."
"You need to think this stuff through, dumbass," X added.
X's comments drew broad praise from leaders across the Middle East, including Jordan's King Abdullah II, who remarked, "Finally, there's an adult in the room."
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The booger would be a nice touch
wipe your finger off in his hair kid!
Oh dear gawd! I thought you liked kids. What if his finger gets caught in that rat's nest?
I really don't think that kid's baby mama cares what happens to him, as long as the checks keep coming ...
I think you're right seeing as how fElon uses him as a shield
Wouldn't work, it would be like using cheap ultra-thin single ply tissue.
it seems trump's only functioning brain cell somehow lodged in the kid's nostril ...
Now that's funny..my first laugh for this morning...
my humor is a different type of acquired taste ...
I disagree. there's so much aqua-net needed to suspend his pelt covering multiple bald spots, anything will stick ...
Excellent
When the little boy tried to talk to Trump he turned his head away like the kid was annoying him.
Oh, really? I always think it's a good thing to speak to someone who's at the same maturity level as one's self. I like to talk to 4 year olds
At 70 I tend to sleep with ladies who are 30 to 40.
I look much younger than I am. Good genes will tell.
... me too. it must be all that paraquat in the weed we smoked 40+ years ago ...
This was a very strange event. When has someone other than the PotUS (or very rarely, the VP) given a speech in the Oval office? On top of that, Musk is an unelected official.
And now look at the optics. Not only is Musk (intentionally) the only man in the room not wearing a suit and tie, but he has his four year old child disrupting things. Look at how irritated Trump is.
If someone holds the position that Musk has unusual influence over Trump, the optics here would be good evidence.
That photo speaks a thousand words. We both know how quickly the situation can become nuclear with a 4 year old in the room
Normally my family being here for four hundred years is not something I hold against more recent immigrants, butt what in hell is a first generation unelected newb like Musk doing in the WH?
His appointed job. Any other questions?
You mean the job he purchased from trump. Judas betrayed Jesus for 30 pieces of silver; trump sold the presidency to Musk for $280 million dollars. Any other questions?
elon will get that cash back X1000 for the US gov't info he sells to the chinese ...
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fortunately, trump's friendships last about as long as his attention span ...
I feel sorry for his defective spawn... ...meh, not really.
It’s weird when the adult in the room is the one picking his nose.
my guess is the kid was offering trump a snack, or a brain transplant ...
Why are you insulting that innocent booger?
He's picking a booger, not a berder .
Not a Berber?
(Or Amazigh as they call themselves-- non-Arab indigenous peoples of North Afica especially Marocco)
(Contrary to popular belief, the Berbers did not originate in Seville
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the kid is obviously offering to double trump's current mental capacity with a DNA supplement ...
... that can be washed down with a diet coke.
I think the child told Trump to "shush his mouth" at one point. The gangsta gold chain the kid wore was kinda crazy. I can"t believe Musk drags the poor child into the limelight like that. The "booger incident" is something the kid will never live down.
maybe the baby mama is leaning on elon for a bigger monthly check and he's looking to cut some expenses ...
He drags that poor child around to use as a human shield so nobody takes pot shots at him. But there may come a day when someone doesn't care about collateral damage
that afrikaner DNA chain definitely needs to lose a few links ...
he was patronizing trump by providing another person in the room that's also a nose-picker and bed-wetter, as well as a mental equal ...
technically speaking, that's not much protection from an incoming ballistic tip at 2000+ feet per second ...
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