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Donald Trump Puts Tariffs on Islands Inhabited Only by Penguins - Newsweek

  
Via:  Trout Giggles  •  4 weeks ago  •  62 comments

By:   Martha McHardy (Newsweek)

Donald Trump Puts Tariffs on Islands Inhabited Only by Penguins - Newsweek
The tariffs are part of a new plan announced by President Donald Trump yesterday on what he dubbed "Liberation Day."

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President Donald Trump has announced new tariffs on a collection of remote islands—despite the fact that their only residents are penguins.

Why It Matters


The tariffs are part of a new plan announced by Trump yesterday on what he dubbed "Liberation Day." The plan included a universal 10 percent tariff on all imports from countries and higher tariffs on dozens of others.

The administration expects the new rates to remain in place until the U.S. narrows a $1.2 trillion trade imbalance recorded last year. But the extensive list of tariffs also threatens to upend the U.S. economy, as many—but not all—economists say they amount to taxes on American companies that will be passed down to consumers.

trump-penguin.png?w=1200&f=228ddf8e8c3108606841f39ca94cb00a Split screen of Donald Trump and a penguin.Split screen of Donald Trump and a penguin.AP

What To Know


Trump has announced tariffs on the uninhabited volcanic Heard and McDonald Islands, a remote territory inhabited only by penguins, seals, and seabirds.

The islands were included because they are Australian territory, Axios reported, citing a White House official. An informational guide to the islands on an Australian government website describes Heard and McDonald Islands as "one of the wildest and remotest places on Earth."

The islands are accessible only via a two-week boat voyage from Perth on Australia's west coast, per the Australian Antarctic Program. And, according to U.K. newspaper The Guardian , they have not been visited by a human in nearly 10 years.

The White House says that the islands currently impose a 10 percent "Tariff to the USA," which includes "currency manipulation and trade barriers." In retaliation, the United States has implemented "discounted reciprocal tariffs" at the same rate.

The decision prompted a reaction from Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, who said: "Nowhere on Earth is safe."

World Bank data shows that, in 2022, the U.S. imported $1.4 million worth of goods from Heard Island and McDonald Islands—mostly classified as "machinery and electrical" products, despite the fact that the island has no buildings or people. However, it does have a fishery. It is unclear what the imported products were. In the previous five years, imports ranged from $15,000 to $325,000 annually.

In addition to Heard and McDonald Islands, other Australian "external territories" included in the tariff list were the Cocos (Keeling) Islands, Christmas Island, and Norfolk Island.

Norfolk Island, home to 2,188 residents, faced a 29 percent tariff—19 percentage points higher than mainland Australia.

In 2023, Norfolk Island exported $655,000 worth of goods to the U.S., with its main export being $413,000 worth of leather footwear, according to Observatory of Economic Complexity data.

But George Plant, the administrator of Norfolk Island, disputed the data, telling The Guardian: "There are no known exports from Norfolk Island to the United States and no tariffs or known nontariff trade barriers on goods coming to Norfolk Island."

trump-levies-tariffs-australias-heard-island.jpg?w=1200&f=eab30e268c0506e9d0fb4446fd98805a This photo captured on January 10, 2024, by the European Space Agency's Sentinel-2 satellites shows Australia's Heard Island in the Antarctic.This photo captured on January 10, 2024, by the European Space Agency's Sentinel-2 satellites shows Australia's Heard Island in the Antarctic.European Space Agency

As Trump announced new tariffs on Wednesday, he blamed previous presidents for allowing other countries to "take advantage" of the American worker and economy. He said Americans "subsidize a lot of countries and keep them going and keep them in business" and added that his plan would be "finally putting America first."

"Trade deficits are no longer merely an economic problem. They are a national emergency," Trump said.

He has claimed that the tariffs will raise $6 trillion over a 10-year period, returning money to the U.S. and the pockets of taxpayers.

But some Republicans have warned that short-term pain may be an inevitable part of the process.

After-hours trading for U.S. stocks saw the Dow Jones, S&P 500 and Nasdaq all drop following Trump's announcement, even though the president scheduled his announcement for 4 p.m. ET seemingly to avoid the potential impact of his announcement.

What People Are Saying


Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese said: "Norfolk Island has got a 29 percent tariff. I'm not quite sure that Norfolk Island, with respect to it, is a trade competitor with the giant economy of the United States, but that just shows and exemplifies the fact that nowhere on Earth is safe from this."

In a post on X, he added: "Our Government will always stand up for Australia. These are uncertain times—but all Australians can be certain of this: we will always stand up for Australian jobs, Australian industry, Australian consumers and Australian values. These tariffs are not unexpected, but they are unwarranted. Many other countries will be hit harder by today's decision than Australia—and no nation is better prepared than Australia."

Donald Trump said: "Taxpayers have been ripped off for more than 50 years. But it is not going to happen anymore."

What Happens Next


A 25 percent tariff on "all foreign-made automobiles" will take effect on April 3. The 10 percent "baseline" tariffs will take effect on April 5 and the reciprocal tariffs will kick in on April 9.


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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1  seeder  Trout Giggles    4 weeks ago
The White House says that the islands currently impose a 10 percent "Tariff to the USA," which includes "currency manipulation and trade barriers." In retaliation, the United States has implemented "discounted reciprocal tariffs" at the same rate

Gotta keep an eye on them sneaky penguins and seals

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    4 weeks ago

trumpski, the dementia POTUS ...

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
1.1.1  shona1  replied to  devangelical @1.1    4 weeks ago

Morning...fair dinkum..we killed ourselves laughing when we saw this...how dumb arse can you get..

So if the US imported $1.4 million worth of goods from these two islands mostly machinery and electrical goods where are they?

The seals and penguins must be highly intelligent and if I was the US government I would certainly be looking at installing them into government..

From what we are seeing it would be a drastic improvement..

It's off to work we go, for the good old US you know..

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Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
1.1.2  Bob Nelson  replied to  shona1 @1.1.1    4 weeks ago

Does Australia secretly train mutant penguins to make machinery???

That's diabolic!

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
1.1.3  shona1  replied to  Bob Nelson @1.1.2    4 weeks ago

Morning...no we actually train them to make our secret weapon... Vegemite..🤣

Honestly you couldn't make this crap up if you tried...how people aren't embarrassed by these stupid and inaccurate blunders by the US government i will never know..

And he picked on Norfolk island as well... they do not trade  leather footwear to the US...I was there 12 months ago, it has 2,000 people and you can drive around it in 20 minutes..

There are no industries there they are basically self reliant and certainly have nothing to trade..

I barge comes once a fortnight from Australia and it's all food stuffs, cars and everything you can think of..

Norfolk island doesn't export anything and certainly not to the USA...🙄 To get a car from Australia to Norfolk costs $15,000 so there certainly isn't anything coming to the US any time soon..

This is how everything comes on and off the island..there are no piers for unloading..

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Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
1.1.4  Bob Nelson  replied to  shona1 @1.1.3    4 weeks ago

Diabolic!

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.5  devangelical  replied to  shona1 @1.1.1    4 weeks ago

yeah, but there's no denying that we're still number one in production of fascist conservatives ...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.6  devangelical  replied to  shona1 @1.1.1    4 weeks ago

best mind your P's and Q's or else trump will come build a gawdy skyscaper in your city with underpaid labor, stiff all the oz vendors on the materials, and cut corners on the building codes ...

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
1.1.7  shona1  replied to  devangelical @1.1.6    4 weeks ago

Morning...nah all they have to do is with hold Vegemite...

No Vegemite, no workers, no construction..

It works for us..😁

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.8  devangelical  replied to  shona1 @1.1.7    4 weeks ago

outlaw hair spray and maybe he'll avoid your country ...

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
1.1.9  shona1  replied to  shona1 @1.1.3    3 weeks ago

Evening...well good to see some government wanker Lutnick has now decided to reduce the tariff for Norfolk Island from 29 to 10%..not that they export anything to the States..

But now this idiot has stated that Heard and McDonald islands are now countries..hence the 10% on the inhabited islands..

Lutnick couldn't dig a bigger hole for himself if he tried... one dumb arse statement after another trying to cover up his inept and gross incompetence..

Lutnicks nic name should be lunatic..

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.10  devangelical  replied to  shona1 @1.1.9    3 weeks ago

it's an administration made up of future shark biscuits, the large aged size ...

 
 
 
Ozzwald
Professor Quiet
1.2  Ozzwald  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    4 weeks ago

Gotta keep an eye on them sneaky penguins and seals

Penguins and seals are a major source of Fentanyl apparently.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.2.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ozzwald @1.2    4 weeks ago

I knew there was something about them beasties!

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
1.2.2  Bob Nelson  replied to  Ozzwald @1.2    4 weeks ago

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Split Personality
Professor Guide
1.3  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    4 weeks ago

Penguin's gotta pay up!

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.3.1  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @1.3    4 weeks ago

not the way they're dressed ...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.3.2  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @1.3.1    3 weeks ago

They're dressed to party! But they gotta pay the fish tax

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.3.3  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.3.2    3 weeks ago

not if they get a smart penguin cpa or lawyer ...

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
1.4  Krishna  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    3 weeks ago
Gotta keep an eye on them sneaky penguins and seals

They definitely should be checked out for gang affiliation!

(And those penguins and seals with certain "gang tattoos" should be sent to that horrendous prison in El Salvador"!!!) 

 
 
 
freepress
Freshman Silent
2  freepress    4 weeks ago

Someone in his administration who put that plan and chart together is dumber than he is or really, really hates him. Just laughable if it wasn't painful for so many people.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  freepress @2    4 weeks ago

I hope it's someone who hates him and wants him humiliated beyond all hope

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Quiet
2.2  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  freepress @2    4 weeks ago
who put that plan and chart together is dumber than he is

And that is a very low chart-bar to get under...

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devangelical
Professor Principal
2.2.1  devangelical  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @2.2    3 weeks ago

the ghost of benedict arnold is trumpski's new spirit bff ...

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
3  Tacos!    4 weeks ago

This is my fundamental problem with this action, and most of the actions taken by this administration. All of the people involved in this shit are incompetent. It’s like you gave a baseball bat to a drunk chimpanzee and sent him to clean your kitchen.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1  devangelical  replied to  Tacos! @3    4 weeks ago

there are a lot of metaphors that could be applied to trumpski's incompetence ...

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4  JBB    4 weeks ago

original

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
4.1  Tacos!  replied to  JBB @4    4 weeks ago

This is fine - says every Republican.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
4.2  Krishna  replied to  JBB @4    3 weeks ago

There's an old Lincoln Project video about the alliance between tovarishch Trump & Valdimir Putin (it from the time of the 2016 presidential election, but most of it is still relevant) :

FELLOW TRAVELER

Some may disagree, but IMO its one of the Lincoln Project' s

best.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Professor Principal
5  Gsquared    4 weeks ago

It sounds like the perfect place for Trump, Musk, Vance and rhe rest of the ghouls to relocate.

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
5.1  shona1  replied to  Gsquared @5    4 weeks ago

Morning... absolutely not...we don't want garbage contaminating our pristine Islands...or anywhere near our mainland.... 

Guantanamo Bay sounds more their standing...they would fit right in there...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
5.1.1  devangelical  replied to  shona1 @5.1    4 weeks ago

it definitely would be a shorter swim for them ...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
5.1.2  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @5.1.1    3 weeks ago

especially if they were leaking a bit ...

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
6  Bob Nelson    4 weeks ago

OK... So someone screwed up and put tariffs on uninhibited islands. Fortunately, like all competent organizations that deal with the media, the Trump Administration has people who proofread everything before it goes public.

Right? I mean... No one could be so stupid as to release media content that hasn't been double-checked. Right?

No one could possibly be that stupid.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
6.1  Krishna  replied to  Bob Nelson @6    3 weeks ago
No one could possibly be that stupid.

Well . . . there may be more things in heaven and earth Horatio then are dreamed of . . . 

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
7  Bob Nelson    4 weeks ago

The euro was introduced in 1999 at $1.18. When we bought our condo in Yuma, fifteen years ago, it was at $1.30. The highest I've ever seen was $1.60.

800

Since introduction:

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How fast can these bozos tank the world's richest economy?

 
 
 
Thomas
PhD Guide
7.1  Thomas  replied to  Bob Nelson @7    4 weeks ago

They will accept that as a challenge...

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
7.2  Krishna  replied to  Bob Nelson @7    3 weeks ago
How fast can these bozos tank the world's richest economy?

Bozos?

Firesign Theatre Mug:

256

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
8  shona1    4 weeks ago

Morning... it's now been reported here that a mob of penguins are on their way to the White House to negotiate the 10% tariff Trump slapped on their home land..

We wish Trump well in the negotiations..

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Freefaller
Professor Quiet
8.1  Freefaller  replied to  shona1 @8    4 weeks ago

It's nice to see the young being involved in the process as well

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
8.1.1  shona1  replied to  Freefaller @8.1    4 weeks ago

Oh yes we train them young here..

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
8.1.2  Krishna  replied to  shona1 @8.1.1    3 weeks ago

Oh yes we train them young here..

Its all that Vegemite!

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Kavika
Professor Principal
8.2  Kavika   replied to  shona1 @8    4 weeks ago

‘’The March of the Penquins’’ beware Trump these guys don’t fool around remember they deal with killer whales every day.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.3  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  shona1 @8    3 weeks ago

They look pissed!

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
8.3.1  shona1  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.3    3 weeks ago

Yes they are wondering how the 1.4 million dollars worth of machinery and electrical products got off the island and exported to the US...

The penguins feel the seals and whales have got their fins all over it and cut them out of their share...

So they are off to see Trumpet and the US government department responsible for geography and natural resources...

The penguins have stated they don't hold out much hope seeing the responsible US government department as they don't appear to know where they are...and that includes their own two islands...

Our PM has also stated that the State of Tasmania is part of Australia and no it's not a foreign land the US can invade...he just thought he would get in first...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.3.2  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  shona1 @8.3.1    3 weeks ago

lol

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
PhD Guide
9  Right Down the Center    4 weeks ago

Trump proves again he is on top of things. I hear the penguins were getting ready to export penguin poop coffee to the US after the price of Columbian coffee rose.

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
9.1  shona1  replied to  Right Down the Center @9    4 weeks ago

Regurgitated fish is high on the menu as well we hear...

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
PhD Guide
9.1.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  shona1 @9.1    4 weeks ago
Regurgitated fish is high on the menu as well we hear...

Ah, so they will try to move in on the concentrated fish sauce market too!  Those sneaky penguins, they must be stopped.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
9.2  JBB  replied to  Right Down the Center @9    4 weeks ago

Are Americans supposed to drink American grown coffee now?

Do we even grow coffee? 

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
PhD Guide
9.2.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  JBB @9.2    4 weeks ago

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George
Senior Expert
9.2.2  George  replied to  JBB @9.2    4 weeks ago

Hawaii grows coffee.  California to some extent as well as Puerto Rico. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
9.2.3  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  JBB @9.2    3 weeks ago

No. We don't

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
9.3  Krishna  replied to  Right Down the Center @9    3 weeks ago
penguin poop

Similar to the way Argan oil is produced?

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
PhD Guide
9.3.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  Krishna @9.3    3 weeks ago

I was actually thinking of Kopi luwak coffee.  Out of all the weird things I have had that is one I am not sure I ever will.

 
 
 
Freefaller
Professor Quiet
9.3.2  Freefaller  replied to  Right Down the Center @9.3.1    3 weeks ago

Yeah I've heard about that myself, pretty sure I'll never try it either

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
10  Kavika     4 weeks ago

Word just in from a roasing meeting of the Parliment of Penquins with this honorable Winnie Barhole Penquin. From stunned silence to ringing endorsement the parliment voted in funds for doing battle with the grifter from the north, Trump.

As Winnie spoke tears of defiance swelled up from the parliment..

We shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, We shall never surrender'.

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
11  Bob Nelson    4 weeks ago

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
12  Bob Nelson    4 weeks ago

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
13  JBB    4 weeks ago

The memes just keep coming...

original original

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
13.1  JohnRussell  replied to  JBB @13    4 weeks ago

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Right Down the Center
PhD Guide
13.2  Right Down the Center  replied to  JBB @13    4 weeks ago

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