Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo,

Too Many Big Boobs in Congress, Now! Support a Constitutional Amendment to elect ONLY WOMEN WITH BIG BOSOMS - No More Boobs in Congress!

  
By:  Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo,  •   •  8 years ago  •  3 comments

Too Many Big Boobs in Congress, Now! Support a Constitutional Amendment to elect ONLY WOMEN WITH BIG BOSOMS - No More Boobs in Congress!

The Case for Americans to elect only beautiful women with BIG BOSOMS to public office. Do you agree?

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Discuss: 171

What do you think?

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'Murica, do you believe we would be better off if we only elected woman with great bosoms to public office?

Well, let me, see, I don't know:

I'll have to watch Fox TV and see how that "jiggles" out.
53%

Absolutely not. We should only elect Catholic Nuns. 18%

One day, "Pow"! Right in the Kisser. 6%

See my unrestrained remarks in the COMMENT SECTION. Then call your attorney! 24%

Total Votes: 17

"Friends, Romans and Fellow Lusty Countrymen, lend me your ears, for I have lost mine and am in great need of seeing reality through yours", as George Washington Carver once said to an albino donkey, while shucking peanuts for a living before he hit it big with that peanut butter scam and jam.

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I could run for office, then. I need a job!

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Everybody, that is anybody, knows that"peanut butter"is code for doing the "nasty's", gettin' down, way down, low down, hanging around. So, why doesn't America come clean once and for all and vote into office only VOLUTOUS, SEXY, GOOD LOOKING WOMEN with big bosoms to public office and not allow gorillas, or, men to run.

Men waste too damn much time grimacing, grinding their teeth and pounding on their chest. We ain't got time for that. Besides when a politician opens his mouth most of us are trained to go to sleep instantly. What do you think, Brothers and Sisters of the Corn Hole Degeneration? Am I rite?

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Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo,
Freshman Silent
link   author  Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo,    8 years ago

I think this is utterly disgusting and below the standards of The News Talker, but, I can't stop myself from reading it.Grin.gif

 
 
 
Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    8 years ago

Men waste too damn much time grimacing, grinding their teeth and pounding on their chest.

When R we gonna see women 'pounding on their chest' ?!