Government Warns That With Elon Owning Twitter They Will Only Control 97% Of The Media
By: The Babylon Bee
IT'S SATIRE!!!!!!!!!
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The White House issued a dire warning this week, reminding the nation that Elon's continued ownership of Twitter means they now only control 97% of the media.
"We can't overstate how dangerous this is," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Yes, we still control Facebook, Google, Apple, Instagram, YouTube, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, Hollywood, TIME, USAToday, The Wall Street Journal, and pretty much all the rest, but we don't control Twitter. This is dangerous to democracy."
The entire intelligence community at the CIA, FBI, and NSA concurred with the warning, stating that "Elon's ownership of Twitter leaves America vulnerable to dangerous opinions we do not approve of." Leaders with the agencies are recommending immediate investigations to bring down the Twitter CEO provided their planned drone strike doesn't work first.
"Democracy is at stake," said all the agency leaders in a shared statement in which they all recited the words simultaneously in a robotic monotone. "We must do something. Democracy is at stake."
At publishing time, several watchdog groups had underscored the warning, pointing to a 128% increase in exposure to unapproved opinions since Musk's Twitter purchase.
Tags: Satire
About makes sense.
So... You add twitter to all of these "news" outlets here and you end up with 3% of all media? Makes sense to me too.
The fact that this person is the press secretary for the president of the United States is a joke on the American people.
The result of the "check the block" administration.
"Democracy dies in darkness" (WaPo), so kudos to Elon Musk for opening the blinds and restoring free speech.