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Senior Russian defense official Marina Yankina falls to death from 16-story building | Al Arabiya English

  
Via:  Trout Giggles  •  last year  •  37 comments

By:   Ayush Narayanan, Al Arabiya English (Al Arabiya English)

Senior Russian defense official Marina Yankina falls to death from 16-story building  | Al Arabiya English
A high-ranking Russian defense official mysteriously died after falling 16 stories from the window of an apartment building.Marina Yankina's body was found

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I don't mean to make light of some one's death....but if you go to Russia...stay on the ground floor!


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Ayush Narayanan, Al Arabiya English Published: 17 February ,2023: 06:00 PM GSTUpdated: 17 February ,2023: 06:54 PM GSTEnable Read mode100% Font Size Share

A high-ranking Russian defense official mysteriously died after falling 16 stories from the window of an apartment building.

Marina Yankina's body was found on the pavement outside the St. Petersburg building after she plummeted to her death, The Independent reported on Friday.

The senior official was reportedly a finance director of the Western Military District, one of the five geographical battalions which comprise Russia's army.

Yankina reportedly played a crucial role in increasing funding efforts for Russia's invasion in Ukraine.

The Western Military District confirmed to The Independent that one of its employees had died, but refused to comment further.

It is not clear whether Yankina lived in the building.

Yankina is the second senior Russian military official to die this week in a supposed suicide.

Major General Vladimir Makarov, who held a role at the Main Directorate for Combating Extremism, reportedly shot himself on Monday, a month after being relieved of his post by Russian President Vladimir Putin.

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Trout Giggles
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1  seeder  Trout Giggles    last year

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Trout Giggles
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2  seeder  Trout Giggles    last year
Yankina is the second senior Russian military official to die this week in a supposed suicide.

That's just this week

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @2    last year

in colorado we have watch for falling rocks signs along the roads in the mountains. sounds like russia needs to post watch for falling russians on the outside of any building over 4 stories.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.1.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @2.1    last year

You even have them on the interstates. I've seen them on I-70 going up to Black Hawk

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1.2  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.1    last year

the continuous freeze/thaw cycles of snow and ice naturally cleave the rock, and when spring comes, it means rocks rolling down the slopes and rocks falling everywhere. a mega boulder took out both west bound lanes of I-70 in glenwood canyon last year.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
2.2  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Trout Giggles @2    last year

Just another "natural causes" death of a Russian oligarch or senior official from a high rise building...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.2.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.2    last year

LOL!

I think you should let coroners know that defenestration is now a natural cause of death

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
2.2.2  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.1    last year

Coroners are probably convinced that if they do not list them as natural causes, they may be be next!

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.2.3  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.1    last year

too bad the US capitol wasn't a taller building on 1/6/21...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.2.4  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.1    last year

she accidentally tripped over the window sill..

 
 
 
TTGA
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2.3  TTGA  replied to  Trout Giggles @2    last year
A high-ranking Russian defense official mysteriously died after falling 16 stories from the window of an apartment building.

After falling 16 stories, there's nothing really mysterious about how she died (as long as you carefully avoid looking for the bullet hole in the back of her head).

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.3.1  devangelical  replied to  TTGA @2.3    last year

help her wash down a few fentanyl tablets and then toss her out the window before she starts foaming... 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.4  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @2    last year

yankina? yankina what?

 
 
 
evilone
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3  evilone    last year

WARNING: Working in the Russian government can be hazardous to your health.

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Expert
3.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  evilone @3    last year

And apparently, to the health of those walking under your window.

 
 
 
evilone
Professor Guide
3.1.1  evilone  replied to  sandy-2021492 @3.1    last year

Yikes! That sounds like a Final Destination movie kill...

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
4  Kavika     last year

Seems that Russians don't know that it's dangerous to be close to windows.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
4.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Kavika @4    last year

Especially ones that can be opened.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
5  Kavika     last year

512

512

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.1  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @5    last year

 
 
 
Ozzwald
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6  Ozzwald    last year
I don't mean to make light of some one's death....but if you go to Russia...stay on the ground floor!

I don't know about that.  Falling 16 floors and dying sound a whole lot quicker and less painful than death by radiation poisoning.

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
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6.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  Ozzwald @6    last year

Good point.  Better a quick and painless death than weeks of suffering after having polonium slipped into your tea.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
6.1.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  sandy-2021492 @6.1    last year

As well as dumped into a Siberian prison camp!

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
7  JBB    last year

And... She Gone!

That first step is a doozie...

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
8  Tacos!    last year
A high-ranking Russian defense official mysteriously died after falling 16 stories from the window of an apartment building.

No mystery. Gravity + Sudden Deceleration Trauma + Cement Poisoning = Sudden Death.

 
 
 
Ozzwald
Professor Quiet
8.1  Ozzwald  replied to  Tacos! @8    last year

No mystery. Gravity + Sudden Deceleration Trauma + Cement Poisoning = Sudden Death.

And since gravity is a part of nature, death by natural causes.

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
8.1.1  Tacos!  replied to  Ozzwald @8.1    last year

Exactly. Honestly, there’s nothing to see here.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
8.1.2  Thrawn 31  replied to  Tacos! @8.1.1    last year

Clearly just an accident like the others. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
8.1.3  devangelical  replied to  Ozzwald @8.1    last year

remembering how the eastern block used to dominate in the olympics, I wonder if she stuck the landing...

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
8.1.4  shona1  replied to  devangelical @8.1.3    last year

Morning...nope zero out of ten for the landing..not aesthetically pleasing...

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Junior Expert
8.1.5  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  devangelical @8.1.3    last year

Apparently they had a large number of trans women.

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
8.1.6  Tacos!  replied to  devangelical @8.1.3    last year
I wonder if she stuck the landing...

In Soviet Union, landing sticks you.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
8.2  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Tacos! @8    last year

Another way of putting it is that it was not the fall itself that killed her. It was the sudden loss of momentum at the end.

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
9  shona1    last year

Morning... another one bites the dust...

Can only hope Putin stands by a window soon..😁😁

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
9.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  shona1 @9    last year

Yep, and conveniently loses his balance in the process. Now how did that banana peel wind up by the that window?

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
9.1.1  shona1  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @9.1    last year

Morning..I would be happy to push him...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
9.1.2  devangelical  replied to  shona1 @9.1.1    last year

put him in a bodysuit and strap him to the next outbound suicide drone, more poetic...

 
 

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