Terry Crews 2028 - by Openly Fae - Hermetic Musings
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Openly Fae Aug 19, 20262569Share
(Washington, D.C.) — In a move that some others are calling "premature," "overdramatic," and "poorly considered", actor Terry Crews has announced a bid for President of the United States - entirely in character as President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
When pressed for details, the veteran actor offered "Already halfway there. Fuck it, let's go all the way!" Afterwards, he used a prop firearm to spray weighted foam bullets into the air with insufficient velocity to cause harm. Apparently regular citizens are not yet permitted to spray assault weapons into public events. Mr. Camacho has campaigned on resolving this gross injustice if elected. He has also promised that - lesson learned - no company will be permitted to release a product that is or is obviously patterned after Brawndo. Who says Hollywood can't be educational?
The news drew mostly murmurs of confusion at the press conference, particularly announcing a run before the midterms have even finished. Asked about the decision, the campaign mentioned that Mr. Crews was so convinced the country had entered full-blown Idiocracy centuries ahead of schedule that he grimly considered his victory "a practically foregone conclusion." A bold statement to make without any idea who his 2028 competition might realistically be, a topic which has yet to reach the public discourse at any significant level thus far.
After the press conference, Crews was spotted at the filming of a commercial for Carl Jr.'s. When asked for comment, he replied "Fuck you, I'm eating."
It was in that moment that he truly became presidential.
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Hell, why not?
Non MAGAs see things as they actually are and ask, "Why?"
Butt, MAGA see things as they could be and ask, "Why Not?"
that's great!
Don't forget, in Idiocracy the one thing they do have is election security just as the MAGA faithful want.