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Melanoma Trump Launches New Endeavor - NFT Platform

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  3 years ago  •  56 comments


Melanoma Trump Launches New Endeavor - NFT Platform
 

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From CNN:


(CNN) - Melania Trump is getting in on the latest crypto craze -- NFTs .


The former first lady announced Thursday that she is selling an NFT, or a non-fungible token, titled "Melania's Vision" -- her first public endeavor since leaving office almost one year ago.


The NFT is the first digital art to be sold on her newly launched platform, which will release NFTs regularly and is powered by Parler.

"I am proud to announce my new NFT endeavor, which embodies my passion for the arts, and will support my ongoing commitment to children through my Be Best initiative," Trump said in a statement. "Through this new technology-based platform, we will provide children computer science skills, including programming and software development, to thrive after they age out of the foster community.  "https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/16/politics/melania-trump-nft/index.html


Melania's Vision is a "watercolor" of Melanoma's eyes painted by French artist Marc-Antoine Coulon.  The rendering features Melanoma's outstanding cosmetic eye surgery and her false eyelashes.  The description says the "breathtaking watercolor embodies Melania Trump’s cobalt blue eyes, providing the collector with an amulet to inspire....”  COBALT BLUE?  STFU!  I demand a retraction!


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Maybe Melanoma's next NFT will feature her fake boobs.  I noticed Melanoma's "art" can be purchased using a cryptocurrency called "Solana".  I wonder if she has an investment in Solana?  Melanoma's NFT platform is powered by Parler (a White-wing "free speech" platform popular with Trump's Jan 6th insurrectionists).


Other celebrities also have NFTs for sale.  NFTs have become a popular (lucrative) "art form".  For instance Paris Hilton thinks NFTs are "hot".  In a recent interview she said:


“NFTs have literally taken over my entire mind and soul,” she tells me. “I’m obsessed. It’s all I think about. I've never been so excited about something in my life because I really see this as the future. I'm just so obsessed with it that I actually have dreams about it every single night.”  https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2021/04/16/im-obsessed-paris-hilton-on-nfts-empowering-female-creators-and-the-future-of-art/


Here is a Paris Hilton NFT (Please notice the BMW logo in her crotch):


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I understand 43 year old quarterback Tom Brady is planning to release an NFT of his deflated balls.  This has inspired Anthony Weiner who wants to release an NFT of his wiener.  Weiner said, "My wiener deserves more exposure.  Lots of teenage girls didn't see my original dick pics and I owe it to them to release some new NFT dick pics."  Anthony Weiner's ex-wife, Huma Abedin, was asked to comment and explain why she stayed married to Weiner for so long after the scandal.

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* This meme may seem out of place in this article butt I owe it to my biggest fan (a NJ person) to include a new meme in every article from now on.

 


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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    3 years ago

The Trump Organization was asked how much money would be going to foster children.  There has been no response.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    3 years ago

BMW = bring my wallet

surprised that melania wouldn't gravitate back to the skill set that got her US citizenship in the first place.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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1.1.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  devangelical @1.1    3 years ago

She is the right age to be a cougar.  I expect to see her soon with one these overpaid sport's players.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @1.1    3 years ago
surprised that melania wouldn't gravitate back to the skill set that got her US citizenship in the first place.

Why should she? Her divorce settlement is going to be pretty tasty. Unless she's looking for a side gig

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1.3  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.2    3 years ago

divorce? she's waiting for hubby to hit club fed so she can start turning trumpster tricks at mar-a-lardo for $2K per hour, with her secret service detail filming the events from the room next door.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3  Trout Giggles    3 years ago

I heard about her NFTs. Now Ozzy Osbourne is getting in on this with virtual pictures of headless bats

 
 
 
Ender
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3.1  Ender  replied to  Trout Giggles @3    3 years ago

And a stuffed animal bat with removeable head...

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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3.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @3    3 years ago

And a picture of him pissing on the Alamo.

 
 
 
Ender
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4  Ender    3 years ago

She actually has eyes?

Who could tell with her face pulled so tight.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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5  Paula Bartholomew    3 years ago

Does the artist know the difference between robin's egg blue and cobalt blue?  It is a very pretty piece though.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5    3 years ago
Does the artist know the difference between robin's egg blue and cobalt blue ?

Cobalt Blue is an extremely intelligent beautiful woman who sometimes graces this site with her presence.

Here's an entry on Google for "cobaltblue":

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It's cute because it says, "Moderated but no censorship."  I wish that was true.

Here is the NewsTalker image of cobaltblue:

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As you can see, Cobalt is much hotter than Melanoma.

 
 
 
Ender
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5.1.1  Ender  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1    3 years ago

Gotta agree with you there. Cobalt has her beat any day of the week.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ender @5.1.1    3 years ago
Cobalt has her beat any day of the week.

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Paula Bartholomew
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5.1.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1    3 years ago

Maybe she does have cobalt blue eyes.  I don't really know, but the artist painted her with robin egg's blue eyes.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5.1.3    3 years ago
Maybe she does have cobalt blue eyes.

Maybe she has cobalt blue contact lenses.

And maybe she has false eyelashes and fake tits and a gigantic ass (that she married).

Butt The Donald still knows how to make Melanoma wet.

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Paula Bartholomew
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5.1.5  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1.4    2 years ago

Butt The Donald still knows how to make Melanoma wet.

Only if he pushes her into the pool at Mar A Lardo.

 
 
 
JBB
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6  JBB    3 years ago

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKINGoriginal

 
 
 
devangelical
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6.1  devangelical  replied to  JBB @6    3 years ago

isn't that the pervert in the middle that likes to jerk off and scream his daughters name while those two gals urinate on him?

 
 
 
Split Personality
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6.2  Split Personality  replied to  JBB @6    3 years ago

Is that a younger Melania and the Ghislane Maxwell?

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
6.2.1  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @6.2    3 years ago

pre-remodel job melania and a younger jizzlane...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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6.2.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Split Personality @6.2    3 years ago
Is that a younger Melania and the Ghislane Maxwell?

Yes, and they're both hugging the same penis.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
7  Split Personality    2 years ago

back on the non fungible thing.

Hip hop icon Eminem buys his first Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT, paying nearly $500,000 (msn.com)

I guess its because of my advancing age that I don't understand NFTs

and I don't give a crap how these rich people scam each other.

 
 
 
devangelical
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7.1  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @7    2 years ago

ridiculous...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
8  author  al Jizzerror    2 years ago

NFTs are worthless.

I'm thinking about buying the Brooklyn Bridge.  

Because if someone produces a deed, they will be arrested.

 
 

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