From CNN:
(CNN) - Melania Trump is getting in on the latest crypto craze -- NFTs .
The former first lady announced Thursday that she is selling an NFT, or a non-fungible token, titled "Melania's Vision" -- her first public endeavor since leaving office almost one year ago.
The NFT is the first digital art to be sold on her newly launched platform, which will release NFTs regularly and is powered by Parler.
"I am proud to announce my new NFT endeavor, which embodies my passion for the arts, and will support my ongoing commitment to children through my Be Best initiative," Trump said in a statement. "Through this new technology-based platform, we will provide children computer science skills, including programming and software development, to thrive after they age out of the foster community. "https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/16/politics/melania-trump-nft/index.html
Melania's Vision is a "watercolor" of Melanoma's eyes painted by French artist Marc-Antoine Coulon. The rendering features Melanoma's outstanding cosmetic eye surgery and her false eyelashes. The description says the "breathtaking watercolor embodies Melania Trump’s cobalt blue eyes, providing the collector with an amulet to inspire....” COBALT BLUE? STFU! I demand a retraction!
Maybe Melanoma's next NFT will feature her fake boobs. I noticed Melanoma's "art" can be purchased using a cryptocurrency called "Solana". I wonder if she has an investment in Solana? Melanoma's NFT platform is powered by Parler (a White-wing "free speech" platform popular with Trump's Jan 6th insurrectionists).
Other celebrities also have NFTs for sale. NFTs have become a popular (lucrative) "art form". For instance Paris Hilton thinks NFTs are "hot". In a recent interview she said:
Here is a Paris Hilton NFT (Please notice the BMW logo in her crotch):
I understand 43 year old quarterback Tom Brady is planning to release an NFT of his deflated balls. This has inspired Anthony Weiner who wants to release an NFT of his wiener. Weiner said, "My wiener deserves more exposure. Lots of teenage girls didn't see my original dick pics and I owe it to them to release some new NFT dick pics." Anthony Weiner's ex-wife, Huma Abedin, was asked to comment and explain why she stayed married to Weiner for so long after the scandal.
* This meme may seem out of place in this article butt I owe it to my biggest fan (a NJ person) to include a new meme in every article from now on.
The Trump Organization was asked how much money would be going to foster children. There has been no response.
BMW = bring my wallet
surprised that melania wouldn't gravitate back to the skill set that got her US citizenship in the first place.
She is the right age to be a cougar. I expect to see her soon with one these overpaid sport's players.
Why should she? Her divorce settlement is going to be pretty tasty. Unless she's looking for a side gig
divorce? she's waiting for hubby to hit club fed so she can start turning trumpster tricks at mar-a-lardo for $2K per hour, with her secret service detail filming the events from the room next door.
Your meme is out of place and wrong.
Who is Mark Weiner anyway?
Anthony Weiner is Abedin's ex-husband.
Memes should at least get the names right.
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He's probably safe here. Al doesn't like censorshit
Or, apparently, accuracy!
It's been corrected.
Please proofread all of my future content.
I like your style
that might work, but just so our friends on the right don't get confused, try not to use the words
your, you're
there, their, they're
to, too, two
Rumor has it that she and Hillary were getting it on
Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gee, I wonder which one of them was wearing the strap-on?
Melania's girl-on-girl friend was wearing the strap-on.
Which one is the former FLOTUS?
Here is another photo of the tryst:
Melanoma had smaller boobs back then (it was before her "augmentation").
Ok...she's the homelier of the 2. The plastic surgery did her some good
I thought the blonde was her at first.
Wait, I thought she had surgery on her "kidneys".
she did, they pushed them up to her chest...
Yes. Melanoma's breast kidneys give her the ability to urinate through her nipples.
This awesome superpower is a pisser.
Melanoma has the ability to give The Donald a three stream golden shower.
I hope those are plastic sheets on that bed...
Thank you for proof reading my content.
I was drinking Kraken (94 proof) when I wrote it. The Kraken stimulates errors.
I know you want to make sure any meme that attacks a Democrat is perfect.
And looky there! You fixed your meme!
You're a good egg, Al
I sobered up too.
I'm even wearing pants.
That is sacrilege in Florida...
It's 82 degrees in my town, Florida. Why in the hell anyone would wear pants is unbelievable. Swimsuit, shorts, jock strap, lava lava are all acceptable, but pants UGH.
I thought the jockstraps were only acceptable in Miami...
I always have to laugh, around here when it gets cold people still wear shorts with a jacket...
Fireants?
if you have to wear pants, it's too cold outside. that's my retirement motto...
I hate those things. If I get bit by one it ends up looking like a pimple. Then a mark that lasts for a while.
There is one colony I keep finding in the front yard. I put stuff on them and I swear, they just move to another spot. A slow chase around the yard.
Oh yeah.
Replaced a sprinkler system in the Naples FL area once wearing the lower half of a hazmat suit
and just going in the pool every 15 minutes to try to drown the biters, they formed a living raft.
When I lived in SC I had a riding mower and an acre of old tomato plantation
sometimes got the wheel stuck in nests under the centipede grass.
I treated the whole property and always had 10 or 12 mega nests
When I was stationed in TX, I fell into a fire ant nest when I had to take a pee by the side of a road. I just got back into the car when I went into a full blown anaphallatic episode. I literally began to scratch myself to death. My two friends got me to the ER. In TX, all you had to do was yell fire ants and everyone jumps into action. I was listed at critical but pulled through.
I treat every inch of grass around my home in TX
Occasionally I find a small mound in the flower beds.
Throughout the neighborhood, particularly around commercial properties, you can see mound after mound
about 10-12 inches high.
Flipped a house in Corsicana ( for a family member ) in a very low lying area that was always wet and had a public sewer in the rear
corner of the property to protect the few homes there.
He was very concerned about the fire ants and his kids and dogs but we never saw any.
In the middle of the very large yard there was a huge rotten tree stump, maybe three feet across and 2 feet high
As soon as he touched that stump with a chain saw there was a river of fire ants.
Covered it with bags of expensive Andro, came back the next weekend, started the chain saw, another river of evacuees and attackers.
Smothered it with Diatomaceous earth which visibly appeared to work well.
A week later with the DE still in place we covered the stump with charcoal briquets, doused it in gasoline
and lit it up. Ants everywhere.
A week later there just a shallow smoldering hole in the yard.
The neighbors were not impressed. The fence line is a series of mounds now.
But the dog run is safe now, for the time being.
I don't live in Florida butt I will go outside withouts pants to celebrate at Midnight tonight.
Butt, I will NOT launch a butt rocket.
I heard about her NFTs. Now Ozzy Osbourne is getting in on this with virtual pictures of headless bats
And a stuffed animal bat with removeable head...
And a picture of him pissing on the Alamo.
She actually has eyes?
Who could tell with her face pulled so tight.
Does the artist know the difference between robin's egg blue and cobalt blue? It is a very pretty piece though.
Cobalt Blue is an extremely intelligent beautiful woman who sometimes graces this site with her presence.
Here's an entry on Google for "cobaltblue":
It's cute because it says, "Moderated but no censorship." I wish that was true.
Here is the NewsTalker image of cobaltblue:
As you can see, Cobalt is much hotter than Melanoma.
Gotta agree with you there. Cobalt has her beat any day of the week.
Maybe she does have cobalt blue eyes. I don't really know, but the artist painted her with robin egg's blue eyes.
Maybe she has cobalt blue contact lenses.
And maybe she has false eyelashes and fake tits and a gigantic ass (that she married).
Butt The Donald still knows how to make Melanoma wet.
Butt The Donald still knows how to make Melanoma wet.
Only if he pushes her into the pool at Mar A Lardo.
ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKING
isn't that the pervert in the middle that likes to jerk off and scream his daughters name while those two gals urinate on him?
Is that a younger Melania and the Ghislane Maxwell?
pre-remodel job melania and a younger jizzlane...
Yes, and they're both hugging the same penis.
back on the non fungible thing.
Hip hop icon Eminem buys his first Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT, paying nearly $500,000 (msn.com)
I guess its because of my advancing age that I don't understand NFTs
and I don't give a crap how these rich people scam each other.
ridiculous...
NFTs are worthless.
I'm thinking about buying the Brooklyn Bridge.
Because if someone produces a deed, they will be arrested.