The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
In the Sumer of 2021 I was sitting in a circle vaping sinsemilla with my stoner friends when we came up with THE PLAN.
Because the fucking Republicans had a plan (that they tried to keep secret) to defund Social Security and Medicare. Oh, and, of course, they planned to kill Obamacare (as usual).
So, naturally, we decided to design a master plan to kill Republicans. Well, we didn't really want to murder anyone (well, there was this one guy , Mahatma, who wanted to kill them all ). Our actual objective was to mock and ridicule the Republicans and make it extremely uncool to for them to eliminate the most popular government programs in US history.
We decided to attack in waves. The first wave of attackers would be the geezers. The oldest Americans had the most to lose. The Republicans were going to eliminate their income and their healthcare.
So we contacted Willard Scott to get his birthday list of everybody over a hundred years old in the United States. We figured if the oldest geezers attacked first, the Republicans would look like the bullies they are if they fought back. We used Willard Scott's list and to attempted to speak with all of the "woke" geezers we could locate.
Unfortunately, Willard Scott's list was never updated. For some reason, we was unable to contact most of the hundred year old geezers. A lot of the geezers that we were able to contact very politely told us to, "FUCK OFF". I decided to ask Willard Scott to talk to the geezers for me, since they worship the shit out of him, but I couldn't reach him either.
Then we decided to take a break and get high again. We were Vaping some killer sinsemilla and watching NBC, where Willard Scott worked for 65 fucking years. That's when we saw the headline: "WILLARD SCOTT DEAD AT 87". So, we "86ed" the geezer part of the plan.
Then NBC ran a "Special" to honor Willard Scott. We were vaping the whole time. Ironically, Scott's greatest achievement was that he created Ronald McDonald.
Then, for some reason, we all had a "Big Mac attacks". So we went to McDonald's and bought dozens of Big Macs . Then we vaped for a while before going back and getting we all got happy meals for desert. That's when we came up with Plan B . We decided to visit Republican National Headquarters and drink some Ipecac Syrup. We could then render the building completely disgusting just like the people who occupied the place. We got the idea from " Family Guy ."
Plan B may seem kinda strange butt it is appropriate because Republicans have been making Americans puke for years.
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I hope you enjoyed this article.
I know the Republicans loved it.
I certainly did, ... and fuck them.
Yep, I feel like I want to do that every time one of the Squad opens their mouths! Besides, I boycotted McD's years ago.
I actually have that album...
Hey! I'm eating lunch!
gee, all those people seem allergic to green chile...
Most people in Arkansas are allergic to it. You can't find it anywhere.
both my 2 sons are green chile snobs. they found some lady up north that sells it online. the ex always fought me on spicing up her cooking when they were little because "they won't eat it like that". now I can barely eat the food they like to eat because of all the heat.
My BIL makes these things with jalapenos. Cuts them in half length wise and puts some cream cheese mixture in it and wraps them in bacon.
My daughter grew up with flavor in her food...would even stand some heat. But now she's turned into some whetta who can't stand a little spice. Her MIL and FIL have spoiled her with their lack of taste in food
I like those best with cheddar cheese or a little crream cheese and lots of cheddar. They're good grilled
He usually grills everything except those and wings he puts in the big easy.
Count Boebert in!
Guns n' Shit
I think her and her exhibitionist husband still might run the restaurant at a golf course in rifle colorado.
Maybe that is why she is skinny. Her cooking makes herself puke.
she's probably on a strict liquid protein diet while in DC.
Let's speculate which liquid. I would say beer but...nah...she probably likes fru fru drinks or drinks rum and cokes
Really?
Cum on, you know exactly what fluid Blowbert prefers.
since before she was 14, plain and simple fact.
She should have been hit by a fine by the health department for that stunt
she's had many run-ins with state business officials, law enforcement agencies and state and federal tax authorities.
And the people of her district elected her anyway. Is everybody in that district descendants of Jesse James and Billy the Kid?
I am beginning to think some people only care about an R after a name.
It doesn't matter to some as long as they are in the party...
she didn't win her home county in '18 and I don't think she even carried the town where she lives in '20.
Guns n' Shit
STD and shit:
Oh yeah, let's get some young blood in congress. It is exactly what we need.....s/
Nothing like whooping and hollering like they were at a Bieber concert on the chamber floor...
Did you really expect dignity from these low class, brain dead, hussies?