Ron DeSantis: Puss in Boots
Yesterday, in his "State of the State Address" the Florida Man declared a culture war!
As a part of his "War against Wokeness" DeSantis is planning to provide school children with a new anti-woke cocktail. The concoction will contain Ambien, Lunesta and Xanax. DeSantis initially wanted to include Methaqualone butt he said, "Unfortunately Bill Cosby has ruined the reputation of Quaaludes."
It's ironic that DeSantis, who hates drag queens, always wears high heels. The tiny Governor always wears cowboy boots even though he never rides horses. The heels on cowboy boots are designed to help cowboys keep their feet in the stirrups. The high heels on the Governor's cowboy boots, like the lifts inside the boots, are designed to hide the fact that DeSantis is a fucking dwarf.
Butt the miniature Governor doesn't always wear cowboy boots. Despite hating drag queens, DeSantis recently wore his fancy white "Go-go boots."
The white go-go boots also feature his signature thick soles and high heels. And, since DeSantis has also been dieting, he chose a lovely midriff outfit to proudly display his girlish figure. Okay, the midriff outfit is photoshopped butt the white go-go boots are fucking real.
His cute little DeSantis monogram is also real. Butt, I think he would look better (and even more gay) if he would wear an "M&M" style sweater vest.
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When I was in college I used to sleep with a go-go dancer.
Sorry, that a fucking lie.
We didn't actually "sleep."
She was a student and the so-called "honor council" tried to boot her out of school (see what I did there).
I stood up at her fake "trial" and demanded to know when dancing became an "offense".
I demanded that they show where dancing was even mentioned in their lame rule book.
Then I pointed out that most of the other students also danced.
I was asked to leave so I danced out of the fucking room.
They said she could remain in school if she quit her job.
I've always hated fascist pigs like them.
Thanx for being meme to Little Ronny DeSantis.
I wonder if Trump will like that nickname?
Trump's newest nickname for Ron Desantis is "Meatball Ronnie"...
How is the workshopping of that one going?
Mama Mia That's A Shitty Meatball!
What is your favorite nickname for Ron DeSanctimonious?
Right now, I like "The Giant Gasbag". Of course, that name could apply equally to the current Republican front runner.
I like to ridicule "Ronnie the Runt" for being small.
How about "The Tiny Gasbag"?
Or maybe "Le Petit Gasbag"?
I like that one because it sounds slightly gay.
I thought you might for just that reason.
I Googled "What is the age of content in Florida?"
What is the Age of Consent in Florida? - Pumphrey Law
The Orlando Weekly ran this pic of "Ronnie the Runt" DeSantis:
It is a well known fact that Nancy Sinatra (the original "bad girl of pop") hated Donald Fucking Trump.
I wonder what she thinks of "Ronnie the Runt" DeSantis wearing her signature white go-go boots.
I hope she "walks all over" him.
Here is the REAL reason "Ronnie the Runt DeSantis" executed his hostile takeover of Disney World.
This ad went over like a lead balloon.
No, Ron DeSantis was not a Navy Pilot nor was he a SEAL.
No he wasn't, but he did serve unlike that 6' pile of shit Joe Biden.
If you would have taken the time to read the link DeSantis was credited with serving but the article was all about the ad.
LOL, neither was that 6' 2'' pile of shit, DJT.
I did read the article, you assume too much. He served and the article is an opinion of a fool about an ad. I wonder if this fool who wrote the article has an opinion of Bidens leather jackets and aviators like a wannabe piece of shit he obviously is.
LMAO, keep on spinning, a real pilot wrote an article on DeSantis and his BS ad.
There are plenty of articles on his take on DeSantis and his ad.
I'm not spinning, I'm calling the POS out on his partisan BS, Period. Biden has been pretending to be an Aviator for years. but democrats lack the integrity to say anything.
Nice edit, you are right. trump is also a piece of shit, must be a Florida thing.
This article is about "Ronnie the Runt DeSantis."
Your ridiculous deflection about Joe Biden is as predictable as it is irrelevant.
Wearing sunglasses isn't stolen honor, almost everyone wears them.
Joe Biden did NOT create a Top Gun wannabe ad.
DeSantis imitated another fucking runt, Tom Cruise.
Like Miss Lindsey, DeSantis was a Jag off (Judge Advocate General officer) in the military.
As such, one of his duties was prosecuting military personnel.
Yes, the little runt is a Navy Vet butt as you correctly said:
"Ron DeSantis Was Not A Navy Pilot Nor Was He A SEAL."
DeSantis made a deceptive ad where he pretended to be a fighter pilot.
It's actually a Florida Republican thing.
I thought that he was just under 6 ft tall and was captain of his Yale Varsity baseball team batting .336 his senior year.
Yes, "Ronnie the Runt" is under six feet tall even in high heel cowboy boots with lifts (and six pairs of socks).
Butt, don't take my word for it, read Ronnie's new book:
Interesting read. Thanks for the link
I take it you didn't like the JAG
I witnessed some JAG offs* hide evidence by making it classified information.
* JAG offs = JAG officers
I played in amateur baseball until I was 52 years old. I started in Little League when I was 11. I played every position except missionary.
I even appeared in the Bull Durham movie.
I learned that you don't have to be tall to play ball.
I loved my JAG.
CA tried to put a lien on my SC house because I followed the tax rules.
My JAG straightened them out.
clever pun ...
"Ronnie the Runt DeSantis" should be mocked and ridiculed.
Meatball is petite because he's a trans man. He was born Rhonda Santos, a distant relative of cross-dressing George Santos.