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Ron DeSantis: Puss in Boots

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  last year  •  44 comments


Ron DeSantis:  Puss in Boots
You ain't seen nothing yet.

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Yesterday, in his "State of the State Address" the Florida Man declared a culture war!

As a part of his "War against Wokeness" DeSantis is planning to provide school children with a new anti-woke cocktail.  The concoction will contain Ambien, Lunesta and Xanax.   DeSantis initially wanted to include Methaqualone butt he said, "Unfortunately Bill Cosby has ruined the reputation of Quaaludes."

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It's ironic that DeSantis, who hates drag queens, always wears high heels.  The tiny Governor always wears cowboy boots even though he never rides horses.  The heels on cowboy boots are designed to help cowboys keep their feet in the stirrups.  The high heels on the Governor's cowboy boots, like the lifts inside the boots, are designed to hide the fact that DeSantis is a fucking dwarf.

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Butt the miniature Governor doesn't always wear cowboy boots.  Despite hating drag queens, DeSantis recently wore his fancy white "Go-go boots."

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The white go-go boots also feature his signature thick soles and high heels.  And, since DeSantis has also been dieting, he chose a lovely midriff outfit to proudly display his girlish figure.  Okay, the midriff outfit is photoshopped butt the white go-go boots are fucking real.

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His cute little DeSantis monogram is also real.  Butt, I think he would look better (and even more gay) if he would wear an "M&M" style sweater vest. 

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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    last year

When I was in college I used to sleep with a go-go dancer.

Sorry, that a fucking lie.

We didn't actually "sleep."

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al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    last year
When I was in college I used to sleep with a go-go dancer.

She was a student and the so-called "honor council" tried to boot her out of school (see what I did there).

I stood up at her fake "trial" and demanded to know when dancing became an "offense".

I demanded that they show where dancing was even mentioned in their lame rule book.

Then I pointed out that most of the other students also danced.

I was asked to leave so I danced out of the fucking room.

They said she could remain in school if she quit her job.

I've always hated fascist pigs like them.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.2  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    last year

 
 
 
Gsquared
Professor Principal
2  Gsquared    last year

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al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Gsquared @2    last year

Thanx for being meme to Little Ronny DeSantis.

I wonder if Trump will like that nickname?

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JBB
Professor Principal
2.1.1  JBB  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1    last year

Trump's newest nickname for Ron Desantis is "Meatball Ronnie"...

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Drinker of the Wry
Junior Expert
2.1.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @2.1.1    last year

How is the workshopping of that one going?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
2.1.3  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  JBB @2.1.1    last year
Trump's newest nickname for Ron Desantis is "Meatball Ronnie"...

Mama Mia That's A Shitty Meatball!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
2.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @2.1.2    last year
How is the workshopping of that one going?

What is your favorite nickname for Ron DeSanctimonious?

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Gsquared
Professor Principal
2.1.5  Gsquared  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1.4    last year
What is your favorite nickname for Ron DeSanctimonious?

Right now, I like "The Giant Gasbag".  Of course, that name could apply equally to the current Republican front runner.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
2.1.6  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Gsquared @2.1.5    last year
Right now, I like "The Giant Gasbag".

I like to ridicule "Ronnie the Runt" for being small.

How about "The Tiny Gasbag"?

 
 
 
Gsquared
Professor Principal
2.1.7  Gsquared  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1.6    last year

Or maybe "Le Petit Gasbag"?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
2.1.8  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Gsquared @2.1.7    last year
Or maybe "Le Petit Gasbag"?

I like that one because it sounds slightly gay.

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Gsquared
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2.1.9  Gsquared  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1.8    last year

I thought you might for just that reason.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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2.1.10  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1.4    last year

I Googled "What is the age of content in Florida?"

Florida's age of consent is 18 , although Florida does have a “Romeo and Juliet” statute. The statutory rape statue is codified under Florida Statute Section 794.05, under the statute if a person who is 24 years old or older engages in sexual activity with a person 16 or 17 years of age commits a second degree felony. Aug 6, 2022

What is the Age of Consent in Florida? - Pumphrey Law

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Pumphrey Law
(Apparently this law doesn't apply to Matt Gaetz)
 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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3  author  al Jizzerror    last year

The Orlando Weekly ran this pic of "Ronnie the Runt" DeSantis:

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al Jizzerror
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4  author  al Jizzerror    last year

It is a well known fact that Nancy Sinatra (the original "bad girl of pop") hated Donald Fucking Trump.

I wonder what she thinks of "Ronnie the Runt" DeSantis wearing her signature white go-go boots.

I hope she "walks all over" him.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
5  author  al Jizzerror    last year

Here is the REAL reason "Ronnie the Runt DeSantis" executed his hostile takeover of Disney World.

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Kavika
Professor Principal
5.1  Kavika   replied to  al Jizzerror @5    last year

This ad went over like a lead balloon. 

No, Ron DeSantis was not a Navy Pilot nor was he a SEAL.

 
 
 
George
Junior Expert
5.1.1  George  replied to  Kavika @5.1    last year

No he wasn't, but he did serve unlike that 6' pile of shit Joe Biden. 

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
5.1.2  Kavika   replied to  George @5.1.1    last year

 If you would have taken the time to read the link DeSantis was credited with serving but the article was all about the ad. 

No he wasn't, but he did serve unlike that 6' pile of shit Joe Biden.

LOL, neither was that 6' 2'' pile of shit, DJT.

 
 
 
George
Junior Expert
5.1.3  George  replied to  Kavika @5.1.2    last year

I did read the article, you assume too much. He served and the article is an opinion of a fool about an ad.  I wonder if this fool who wrote the article has an opinion of Bidens leather jackets and aviators like a wannabe piece of shit he obviously is. 

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
5.1.4  Kavika   replied to  George @5.1.3    last year

LMAO, keep on spinning, a real pilot wrote an article on DeSantis and his BS ad.

There are plenty of articles on his take on DeSantis and his ad.

 
 
 
George
Junior Expert
5.1.5  George  replied to  Kavika @5.1.4    last year

I'm not spinning, I'm calling the POS out on his partisan BS, Period. Biden has been pretending to be an Aviator for years. but democrats lack the integrity to say anything. 

 
 
 
George
Junior Expert
5.1.6  George  replied to  Kavika @5.1.2    last year
LOL, neither was that 6' 2'' pile of shit, DJT.

Nice edit, you are right. trump is also a piece of shit, must be a Florida thing. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
5.1.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  George @5.1.1    last year
pile of shit Joe Biden. 

This article is about "Ronnie the Runt DeSantis."

Your ridiculous deflection about Joe Biden is as predictable as it is irrelevant.

Wearing sunglasses isn't stolen honor, almost everyone wears them.

Joe Biden did NOT create a Top Gun wannabe ad.

DeSantis imitated another fucking runt, Tom Cruise.

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al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
5.1.8  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Kavika @5.1    last year

Like Miss Lindsey, DeSantis was a Jag off (Judge Advocate General officer) in the military.

As such, one of his duties was prosecuting military personnel.

Yes, the little runt is a Navy Vet butt as you correctly said:

"Ron DeSantis Was Not A Navy Pilot Nor Was He A SEAL."

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DeSantis made a deceptive ad where he pretended to be a fighter pilot.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
5.1.9  Kavika   replied to  George @5.1.6    last year
you are right. trump is also a piece of shit, must be a Florida thing. 

It's actually a Florida Republican thing.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Junior Expert
5.1.10  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1.7    last year
Ronnie the Runt

I thought that he was just under 6 ft tall and was captain of his Yale Varsity baseball team batting .336 his senior year.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
5.1.11  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @5.1.10    last year
I thought that he was just under 6 ft tall

Yes, "Ronnie the Runt" is under six feet tall even in high heel cowboy boots with lifts (and six pairs of socks).

Butt, don't take my word for it, read Ronnie's new book:

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Drinker of the Wry
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5.1.12  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1.11    last year

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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5.1.13  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @5.1    last year

Interesting read. Thanks for the link

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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5.1.14  Trout Giggles  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1.8    last year

I take it you didn't like the JAG

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
5.1.15  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.14    last year
I take it you didn't like the JAG

I witnessed some JAG offs* hide evidence by making it classified information.

* JAG offs = JAG officers

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
5.1.16  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @5.1.10    last year
Yale Varsity baseball

I played in amateur baseball until I was 52 years old.  I started in Little League when I was 11.  I played every position except missionary.

I even appeared in the Bull Durham movie.

I learned that you don't have to be tall to play ball.

 
 
 
Split Personality
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5.1.17  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.14    last year

I loved my JAG.

CA tried to put a lien on my SC house because I followed the tax rules.

My JAG straightened them out.

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.1.18  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @5.1.17    last year

clever pun ...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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6  author  al Jizzerror    last year

"Ronnie the Runt DeSantis" should be mocked and ridiculed.

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devangelical
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6.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @6    last year

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cobaltblue
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7  cobaltblue    last year

Meatball is petite because he's a trans man. He was born Rhonda Santos, a distant relative of cross-dressing George Santos.

 
 
 
Kavika
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al Jizzerror
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8.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Kavika @8    last year

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