2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois/ Satire
2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois
May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a fucking Catholick tradition. The man who used to be responsible for the cover-up was even elected Pope.
“Ratzinger's 2001 letter De delictis gravioribus clarified the confidentiality of internal church investigations, as defined in the 1962 document Crimen sollicitationis , into accusations made against priests of certain crimes, including sexual abuse . This became a subject of controversy during the sex abuse cases . For 20 years, Ratzinger had been the man in charge of enforcing the document.” - Wikipedia
Ratzinger became the first Nazi Pope - Pope Benedict XVI. He was also the first Pope in centuries to resign. After he resigned, Pope Benedict traveled the world to give children the opportunity to suck the Popesickle.
While Pope, Benedict travelled to Africa to address the HIV pandemic there. He infamously told Africans that condoms cause AIDS.
What are some possible solutions the Catholicks could employ to deal with their pedophile Priests? They can’t be crucified because, of course, Jesus. Maybe they can be canonized using real cannons. Maybe the Catholick Church could conduct public beheadings (the "little heads" - castrations) using tiny guillotines. We should probably leave it to the Catholick Church since they did so much cool research during the Inquisition.
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I always wondered what they did when they weren't praying and putting people to sleep at mass ...
I guess I always assumed they were fishing for mackerel or trying to resurrect latin as a language...
Heard a similar joke.
A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile go into a restaurant. Table for 1 he tells the waitress.
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You blew it. It's "Cream of sum yung guy".
I appreciate your expertise on the subject.
You brought up the dish about three years ago.................if memory serves.
Excellent choice of words.
This followed the release of the same crimes in Portugal and MD recently.
Kids are safer around ''Drag Queens'' than the RCC or Boy Scouts.
my favorite
How do you separate priests from the alter boys?
With a crowbar...
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And people are still dumb enough to expose their kids to predator's.
This article is a terms of service violation.
Hundreds of thousands of innocent children all over the world have been raped by members of the Catholick clergy.
Yes, I'm ridiculing a religion that has covered up those heinous crimes.
I guess you're butt hurt because you were reared in the Catholick Church.
You have my deepest sympathy.
Please report this comment too.
Discuss the topic all you want without the open hatred of a specific religion. .
There is no doubt this seed is a terms of service violation.
I can't ridicule pedophile priests and the church that covered up these terrible crimes without ridiculing the "specific religion".
No you're not. You are ridiculing the Catholic Church, not the christian religion itself.
I'm an atheist and an equal opportunity blasphemer.
I ridicule the shit out of all religions except the Flying Spaghetti Monster (I respect the Pastafarians).
I respect that position. I was just trying to clarify the point you succinctly made.
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As is Nancy Pelosi, and Justice Sotomayer and:
Maria Cantwell
Bob Casey
Catherine Marie Cortez Masto
Dick Durbin
Kirsten Gillibrand
Tim Kaine
Mark Kelly
Ben Ray Luján
Ed Markay
Bob Menendez
Patty Murray
Alex Padilla
Jack Reed
Peter Welch
Rosa DeLauro
Sylvia Garcia
Brendan Boyle
Norma Torres
Veronica Escobar
Grace F. Napolitano
Gerry Connolly
Marie Newman
Jackie Speier
Henry Cuellar
Linda Sánchez
Mike Thompson
Cindy Axne
Cheri Bustos
Nanette Barragan
Anna Eshoo
Jimmy Panetta
John B. Larson
Joe Courtney
Mike Doyle
Thomas R. Suozzi
James R. Langevin
Pete Aguilar
James P. McGovern
Ruben Gallego
Greg Stanton
Jim Costa
Jesús "Chuy" García
Frank Mrvan
Stephen Lynch
Anthony Brown
Debbie Dingell
Mikie Sherrill
Frank Pallone
Teresa Leger Fernández
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Joe Morelle
Nydia M. Velázquez
Madeleine Dean
Mary Gay Scanlon
Matt Cartwright
Lou Correa
Juan Vargas
Kathleen Rice
Betty McCollum
Bill Pascrell, Jr.
Lucille Roybal-Allard
Paul Tonko
Lori Trahan
Joaquin Castro
Filemon Vela
Ted Lieu
Jimmy Gomez
Peter Welch
Raúl M. Grijalva
Adriano Espaillat
Mark DeSaulnier
Susie Lee
Albio Sires
Difference is, I don't think they are all pedophiles, like all Catholics are not Pedophiles, Just the ones like Joe.
What gets me is they seem to be allowed to just move the priests around and they never see any consequences.
Epstein dies in prison, Catholics get moved to Brazil....
never bend over for a christian - frank zappa