2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois/ Satire
2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois
May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a fucking Catholick tradition. The man who used to be responsible for the cover-up was even elected Pope.
“Ratzinger's 2001 letter De delictis gravioribus clarified the confidentiality of internal church investigations, as defined in the 1962 document Crimen sollicitationis , into accusations made against priests of certain crimes, including sexual abuse . This became a subject of controversy during the sex abuse cases . For 20 years, Ratzinger had been the man in charge of enforcing the document.” - Wikipedia
Ratzinger became the first Nazi Pope - Pope Benedict XVI. He was also the first Pope in centuries to resign. After he resigned, Pope Benedict traveled the world to give children the opportunity to suck the Popesickle.
While Pope, Benedict travelled to Africa to address the HIV pandemic there. He infamously told Africans that condoms cause AIDS.
What are some possible solutions the Catholicks could employ to deal with their pedophile Priests? They can’t be crucified because, of course, Jesus. Maybe they can be canonized using real cannons. Maybe the Catholick Church could conduct public beheadings (the "little heads" - castrations) using tiny guillotines. We should probably leave it to the Catholick Church since they did so much cool research during the Inquisition.