2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois/ Satire

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  one week ago  •  29 comments


2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois/ Satire
Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition.

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2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois

May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a fucking Catholick tradition. The man who used to be responsible for the cover-up was even elected Pope.

“Ratzinger's 2001 letter De delictis gravioribus clarified the confidentiality of internal church investigations, as defined in the 1962 document Crimen sollicitationis , into accusations made against priests of certain crimes, including sexual abuse . This became a subject of controversy during the sex abuse cases . For 20 years, Ratzinger had been the man in charge of enforcing the document.” - Wikipedia

Ratzinger became the first Nazi Pope - Pope Benedict XVI. He was also the first Pope in centuries to resign. After he resigned, Pope Benedict traveled the world to give children the opportunity to suck the Popesickle.

While Pope, Benedict travelled to Africa to address the HIV pandemic there. He infamously told Africans that condoms cause AIDS.

What are some possible solutions the Catholicks could employ to deal with their pedophile Priests? They can’t be crucified because, of course, Jesus. Maybe they can be canonized using real cannons. Maybe the Catholick Church could conduct public beheadings (the "little heads" - castrations) using tiny guillotines. We should probably leave it to the Catholick Church since they did so much cool research during the Inquisition.


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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    one week ago

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devangelical
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1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    one week ago

I always wondered what they did when they weren't praying and putting people to sleep at mass ...

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1.1  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @1.1    one week ago

I guess I always assumed they were fishing for mackerel or trying to resurrect latin as a language...

 
 
 
Ozzwald
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1.2  Ozzwald  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    one week ago

Heard a similar joke.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile go into a restaurant.  Table for 1 he tells the waitress.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.2.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Ozzwald @1.2    one week ago

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Ozzwald
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1.2.2  Ozzwald  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.2.1    one week ago

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Just Jim NC TttH
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1.3  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    one week ago

You blew it. It's "Cream of sum yung guy".

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.1  devangelical  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.3    one week ago

I appreciate your expertise on the subject.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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1.3.2  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  devangelical @1.3.1    one week ago

You brought up the dish about three years ago.................if memory serves.

 
 
 
George
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1.3.3  George  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.3    one week ago
You blew it

Excellent choice of words.

 
 
 
Kavika
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2  Kavika     one week ago

This followed the release of the same crimes in Portugal and MD recently.

Kids are safer around ''Drag Queens'' than the RCC or Boy Scouts.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3  Trout Giggles    one week ago
Maybe they can be canonized using real cannons

my favorite

 
 
 
JBB
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4  JBB    one week ago

How do you separate priests from the alter boys?

With a crowbar...

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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4.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @4    one week ago

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Jeremy Retired in NC
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5  Jeremy Retired in NC    one week ago

And people are still dumb enough to expose their kids to predator's.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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6  JohnRussell    one week ago

This article is a terms of service violation. 

  • in a manner that is hateful or discriminatory based on race, color, sex, religion, nationality, ethnic or national origin, marital status, disability, sexual orientation or age or is otherwise objectionable; 
 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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6.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  JohnRussell @6    one week ago

Hundreds of thousands of innocent children all over the world have been raped by members of the Catholick clergy.

Yes, I'm ridiculing a religion that has covered up those heinous crimes. 

I guess you're butt hurt because you were reared in the Catholick Church.

You have my deepest sympathy.

Please report this comment too.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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6.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  al Jizzerror @6.1    one week ago

Discuss the topic all you want without the open hatred of a specific religion. . 

There is no doubt this seed is a terms of service violation. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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6.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.1    one week ago
Discuss the topic all you want without the open hatred of a specific religion.

I can't ridicule pedophile priests and the church that covered up these terrible crimes without ridiculing the "specific religion".

 
 
 
Ozzwald
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6.1.3  Ozzwald  replied to  al Jizzerror @6.1    one week ago
Yes, I'm ridiculing a religion that has covered up those heinous crimes.

No you're not.  You are ridiculing the Catholic Church, not the christian religion itself.

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al Jizzerror
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6.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ozzwald @6.1.3    one week ago
You are ridiculing the Catholic Church, not the christian religion itself.

I'm an atheist and an equal opportunity blasphemer.

I ridicule the shit out of all religions except the Flying Spaghetti Monster (I respect the Pastafarians).

 
 
 
Ozzwald
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6.1.5  Ozzwald  replied to  al Jizzerror @6.1.4    one week ago
I ridicule the shit out of all religions except the Flying Spaghetti Monster (I respect the Pastafarians).

I respect that position.  I was just trying to clarify the point you succinctly made.

 
 
 
George
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7  George    one week ago

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al Jizzerror
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7.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  George @7    one week ago

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Drinker of the Wry
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7.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  George @7    one week ago

As is Nancy Pelosi, and Justice Sotomayer and:

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George
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7.2.1  George  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @7.2    one week ago

Difference is, I don't think they are all pedophiles, like all Catholics are not Pedophiles, Just the ones like Joe. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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7.2.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  George @7.2.1    6 days ago

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Ender
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8  Ender    one week ago

What gets me is they seem to be allowed to just move the priests around and they never see any consequences.

Epstein dies in prison, Catholics get moved to  Brazil....

 
 
 
devangelical
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9  devangelical    one week ago

never bend over for a christian - frank zappa

 
 

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