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Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  11 months ago  •  70 comments


Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run
Rhonda InSantis has declared “war on woke.”

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Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run

May 24, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Rhonda InSantis will join farces with Elon Musk to try to steal the Republican nomination away from The Donald. They have decided to collude to rig the Republican nomination process against Trump. Naturally, Elon Musk is claiming that he is NOT actually endorsing InSantis. Musk wants to maintain plausible deniability in case Trump wins. Like most Republicans, Musk is afraid of Trump. But, WTF, how can Trump make a nickname to ridicule Elon Musk? Elon Musk already has a ridiculous name.

Rhonda InSantis has declared “war on woke.” He is campaigning against woke colleges, woke teachers, woke Democrats, woke corporations and anyone who owns an alarm clock. InSantis also hates the LGBTQ community because he is a latent homosexual. Rhonda's infamous war on Disney is a perfect example of hypocrisy. Traditionally Republicans are very corporate friendly. InSantis claims to be in favor of freedom of speech. But, when Disney criticized his “don’t say gay” bullshit, Rhonda decided to seize control of Disney World. Didn’t the Supreme Court say corporations are people and they’re entitled to free speech? Oh, my bad… they said MONEY is free speech, so corporations can make unlimited donations to Republican candidates.

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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    11 months ago

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bugsy
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1.1  bugsy  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    11 months ago

This meme, like most memes leftists post...is hilarious..in a sad way.

The Florida economy is doing far better than most leftist states

Thanks to all the leftists that got the hell out of their lost blue state and came to Florida....

Oh, yea...and helped DeSantis beat the dumbass democrat Crist by 20 points.

 
 
 
JBB
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2  JBB    11 months ago

original

 
 
 
JBB
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3  JBB    11 months ago

original

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  JBB @3    11 months ago

I can't believe you did that to the most anti-gay woman ever

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.1.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1    11 months ago

that triggered a funny memory...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @3.1.1    11 months ago

I remember that

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.1.3  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.2    11 months ago

little miss goody 2 shoes will probably be the greeter in hell for being a religious hypocrite.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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3.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.2    11 months ago

It was hilarious when her son "came out".

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.1.5  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @3.1.4    11 months ago

go figure...

 
 
 
Kavika
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3.2  Kavika   replied to  JBB @3    11 months ago

LOL, perfect.

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.2.1  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @3.2    11 months ago

does anyone know what pronouns ron's wife prefers?

 
 
 
arkpdx
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3.2.2  arkpdx  replied to  devangelical @3.2.1    11 months ago

Pretty sure they are he his and him. What are yours, it and that?

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.2.3  devangelical  replied to  arkpdx @3.2.2    11 months ago
they are he his and him

yeah, that's what I thought...

thanks for the confirmation.

 
 
 
arkpdx
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3.2.4  arkpdx  replied to  devangelical @3.2.3    11 months ago

You didn't answer my question. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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3.2.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  arkpdx @3.2.2    11 months ago
Pretty sure they are he his and him.

So that's what Ron's WIFE prefers?

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arkpdx
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3.2.6  arkpdx  replied to  al Jizzerror @3.2.5    11 months ago

No projecting your life onto someone else. I know that what you call your "Wife" but what does he call you?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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3.2.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  arkpdx @3.2.6    11 months ago
No projecting your life onto someone else.

No projecting Rhonda InSantis' wife onto mine.

Maybe you "forgot" how you responded to devangelical's question?

(3.2.1) does anyone know what pronouns ron's wife prefers?

You posted:

(3.2.2) Pretty sure they are he his and him. What are yours, it and that?

Maybe you need some Prevagen.

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.2.8  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @3.2.7    11 months ago

he probably needs his vinyl seat power washed, again...

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.2.9  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @3.2.5    11 months ago

2ez

 
 
 
Ender
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5  Ender    11 months ago

What cracks me up is he looks so serious until he opens his mouth.

Then his high pitched squeaky voice comes out and makes me laugh.

I can't even take him seriously. Sounds like he puffs helium.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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5.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  Ender @5    11 months ago
I can't even take him seriously. Sounds like he puffs helium.

Yep, great reason to ignore a candidate.

 
 
 
Ender
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5.1.1  Ender  replied to  Right Down the Center @5.1    11 months ago

Like I would ever vote for him anyway....

 
 
 
bugsy
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5.1.2  bugsy  replied to  Ender @5.1.1    11 months ago

No one ever accused you of voting smartly, so.....

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.1.3  devangelical  replied to  bugsy @5.1.2    11 months ago

at least he wasn't stupid enough to vote for trump twice...

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.1.4  devangelical  replied to  bugsy @5.1.2    11 months ago

have fun voting for that loser, again...

 
 
 
arkpdx
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5.1.5  arkpdx  replied to  devangelical @5.1.4    11 months ago

He most likely will vote for Biden again and that's even worse. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.1.6  devangelical  replied to  arkpdx @5.1.5    11 months ago

you're saying bugsy's a biden supporter now?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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5.1.7  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @5.1.6    11 months ago

I would call him another kind of supporter but it's juvenile and get me a ticket

 
 
 
arkpdx
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5.1.8  arkpdx  replied to  devangelical @5.1.6    11 months ago

Nope. Read your comment that I was responding to them mine and anyone with more than two active brain cells (I know it leaves most liberals out) that I was talking about ender. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.1.9  devangelical  replied to  arkpdx @5.1.8    11 months ago

you're making even less sense than usual now.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1.10  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.7    11 months ago
another kind of supporter

Nah, he's not very athletic.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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6  Right Down the Center    11 months ago

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pat wilson
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6.1  pat wilson  replied to  Right Down the Center @6    11 months ago

That's a desecration of the American flag.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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6.1.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  pat wilson @6.1    11 months ago

Better?

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Gsquared
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6.1.2  Gsquared  replied to  Right Down the Center @6.1.1    11 months ago

Fitting contribution to a satirical article.  

 
 
 
devangelical
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6.1.3  devangelical  replied to  pat wilson @6.1    11 months ago

that's nothing. I've seen old glory with trump's ugly face on them in texas. sickening...

 
 
 
pat wilson
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6.1.4  pat wilson  replied to  devangelical @6.1.3    11 months ago

I've seen that too, more desecration.

 
 
 
pat wilson
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6.1.5  pat wilson  replied to  Right Down the Center @6.1.1    11 months ago

Better.

 
 
 
Ender
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6.1.6  Ender  replied to  devangelical @6.1.3    11 months ago

When I was young I worked with a guy that spent a round in the Marines. Would never have guessed the way he was. We put out a flag at the business. One day we were both out there and when I took it down I accidentally touched the ground with it. He got all pissed off and said is was desecration and I should never do that.

Me being the asshole that I am starting teasing him and touched the flag to the ground and said oops...

He wanted to beat my ass.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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6.1.7  Right Down the Center  replied to  Ender @6.1.6    11 months ago
Me being the asshole that I am starting teasing him and touched the flag to the ground and said oops... He wanted to beat my ass.

Hmmmmm

 
 
 
Ender
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6.1.8  Ender  replied to  Right Down the Center @6.1.7    11 months ago

Ha. Lighten up. I would die next to an asshole republican under that flag yet I could care less if it got a little mud on it.

 
 
 
arkpdx
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6.1.9  arkpdx  replied to  Ender @6.1.6    11 months ago
He wanted to beat my ass.

He should have. He would have been justified. 

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
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6.1.10  Bob Nelson  replied to  pat wilson @6.1.4    11 months ago

... with Rambo headband, muscles, and machine-gun...

 
 
 
devangelical
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6.1.11  devangelical  replied to  Ender @6.1.6    11 months ago

there's pictures of bush jr and trump autographing flags online. also desecration...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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6.1.12  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @6.1.6    11 months ago

smart ass

 
 
 
Ender
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6.1.13  Ender  replied to  arkpdx @6.1.9    11 months ago

I guess that is the difference between me and a lot of republicans.

I care more about the people under the flag and it seems some care more about a piece of cloth than the people it is suppose to represent.

 
 
 
arkpdx
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6.1.14  arkpdx  replied to  Ender @6.1.13    11 months ago

That flag represents this country AND it's citizens. You can not respect one and not the other. 

 
 
 
Ender
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6.1.15  Ender  replied to  arkpdx @6.1.14    11 months ago

What a load of crap. But do put a flag over people...

 
 
 
devangelical
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6.1.16  devangelical  replied to  Ender @6.1.15    11 months ago

some of the super patriots are just as ambiguous about their reverence to the flag as they are the constitution. they're a bunch of fucking morons...

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
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6.1.17  Bob Nelson  replied to  devangelical @6.1.16    11 months ago

The flag should be a point on which all of us can agree. The symbol of all that we would like our country to be, regardless of how it falls short in reality.

That requires us all to understand that the flag belongs to us all, and to none in particular. It's profoundly un-American to deface the flag in favor of any movement or candidate.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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6.1.18  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Bob Nelson @6.1.17    11 months ago
That requires us all to understand that the flag belongs to us all, and to none in particular. It's profoundly un-American to deface the flag in favor of any movement or candidate.

The flag deserves our respect (especially on Memorial Day).  

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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7  Jeremy Retired in NC    11 months ago
Rhonda InSantis

And we are supposed to take this article seriously?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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7.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @7    11 months ago
And we are supposed to take this article seriously?

No.  It's fucking satire.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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7.1.1  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  al Jizzerror @7.1    11 months ago

Not a problem.  Didn't see the tag.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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7.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @7.1.1    11 months ago
Didn't see the tag.

Guess you missed the byline too,

May 24, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News)

 
 
 
arkpdx
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7.2  arkpdx  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @7    11 months ago

And the childish left wing name calling begins. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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7.2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  arkpdx @7.2    11 months ago

Trump is the biggest "name caller", just ask Ron DeSantis.  Trump has considered calling him "Meatball Ron", "Tiny D", "Ron DeEstablishment", Shutdown Ron", "Ron DisHonest", "Ron DeSoros" and his new favorite Ron DeSanctimonious ”.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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7.2.2  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  arkpdx @7.2    11 months ago

That's exactly why I ask that question.  That and moronic comments like 8.1.1

 
 
 
devangelical
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7.2.3  devangelical  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @7.2.2    11 months ago

... more like directed towards his moronic supporters.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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7.2.4  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  devangelical @7.2.3    11 months ago

Thanks for making my point.

 
 
 
devangelical
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7.2.5  devangelical  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @7.2.4    11 months ago

no problem. I'm sure no one will notice with a hat on...

 
 
 
arkpdx
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7.2.6  arkpdx  replied to  al Jizzerror @7.2.1    11 months ago

So I guess that makes it OK for you to do it. Didn't your mama teach you that two wrongs don't make a right?

 
 
 
devangelical
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7.2.7  devangelical  replied to  arkpdx @7.2    11 months ago

... and the feeble attempts to defend the indefensible begins.

 
 
 
arkpdx
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7.2.8  arkpdx  replied to  devangelical @7.2.7    11 months ago

Yes but you and yours will continue to try. 

 
 
 
Hallux
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8  Hallux    11 months ago

Ron's Choco Squish. Get some!

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Trout Giggles
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8.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Hallux @8    11 months ago

there it is again...what is it?????

 
 
 
devangelical
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8.1.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1    11 months ago

looks like trumpster brains...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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8.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1    11 months ago
there it is again...what is it?????

It's definitely not m&m's.

It looks more like BM.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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8.1.3  Right Down the Center  replied to  al Jizzerror @8.1.2    11 months ago
It looks more like BM.

If it looks like yours you may consider more bran in your diet.

 
 

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