Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run
Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run
May 24, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Rhonda InSantis will join farces with Elon Musk to try to steal the Republican nomination away from The Donald. They have decided to collude to rig the Republican nomination process against Trump. Naturally, Elon Musk is claiming that he is NOT actually endorsing InSantis. Musk wants to maintain plausible deniability in case Trump wins. Like most Republicans, Musk is afraid of Trump. But, WTF, how can Trump make a nickname to ridicule Elon Musk? Elon Musk already has a ridiculous name.
Rhonda InSantis has declared “war on woke.” He is campaigning against woke colleges, woke teachers, woke Democrats, woke corporations and anyone who owns an alarm clock. InSantis also hates the LGBTQ community because he is a latent homosexual. Rhonda's infamous war on Disney is a perfect example of hypocrisy. Traditionally Republicans are very corporate friendly. InSantis claims to be in favor of freedom of speech. But, when Disney criticized his “don’t say gay” bullshit, Rhonda decided to seize control of Disney World. Didn’t the Supreme Court say corporations are people and they’re entitled to free speech? Oh, my bad… they said MONEY is free speech, so corporations can make unlimited donations to Republican candidates.
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This meme, like most memes leftists post...is hilarious..in a sad way.
The Florida economy is doing far better than most leftist states
Thanks to all the leftists that got the hell out of their lost blue state and came to Florida....
Oh, yea...and helped DeSantis beat the dumbass democrat Crist by 20 points.
I can't believe you did that to the most anti-gay woman ever
that triggered a funny memory...
I remember that
little miss goody 2 shoes will probably be the greeter in hell for being a religious hypocrite.
It was hilarious when her son "came out".
does anyone know what pronouns ron's wife prefers?
Pretty sure they are he his and him. What are yours, it and that?
yeah, that's what I thought...
thanks for the confirmation.
You didn't answer my question.
So that's what Ron's WIFE prefers?
No projecting your life onto someone else. I know that what you call your "Wife" but what does he call you?
No projecting Rhonda InSantis' wife onto mine.
Maybe you "forgot" how you responded to devangelical's question?
(3.2.1) does anyone know what pronouns ron's wife prefers?
(3.2.2) Pretty sure they are he his and him. What are yours, it and that?
Maybe you need some Prevagen.
he probably needs his vinyl seat power washed, again...
What cracks me up is he looks so serious until he opens his mouth.
Then his high pitched squeaky voice comes out and makes me laugh.
I can't even take him seriously. Sounds like he puffs helium.
Yep, great reason to ignore a candidate.
Like I would ever vote for him anyway....
No one ever accused you of voting smartly, so.....
at least he wasn't stupid enough to vote for trump twice...
have fun voting for that loser, again...
He most likely will vote for Biden again and that's even worse.
you're saying bugsy's a biden supporter now?
I would call him another kind of supporter but it's juvenile and get me a ticket
Nope. Read your comment that I was responding to them mine and anyone with more than two active brain cells (I know it leaves most liberals out) that I was talking about ender.
you're making even less sense than usual now.
Nah, he's not very athletic.
That's a desecration of the American flag.
Fitting contribution to a satirical article.
that's nothing. I've seen old glory with trump's ugly face on them in texas. sickening...
I've seen that too, more desecration.
When I was young I worked with a guy that spent a round in the Marines. Would never have guessed the way he was. We put out a flag at the business. One day we were both out there and when I took it down I accidentally touched the ground with it. He got all pissed off and said is was desecration and I should never do that.
Me being the asshole that I am starting teasing him and touched the flag to the ground and said oops...
He wanted to beat my ass.
Ha. Lighten up. I would die next to an asshole republican under that flag yet I could care less if it got a little mud on it.
He should have. He would have been justified.
... with Rambo headband, muscles, and machine-gun...
there's pictures of bush jr and trump autographing flags online. also desecration...
I guess that is the difference between me and a lot of republicans.
I care more about the people under the flag and it seems some care more about a piece of cloth than the people it is suppose to represent.
That flag represents this country AND it's citizens. You can not respect one and not the other.
What a load of crap. But do put a flag over people...
some of the super patriots are just as ambiguous about their reverence to the flag as they are the constitution. they're a bunch of fucking morons...
The flag should be a point on which all of us can agree. The symbol of all that we would like our country to be, regardless of how it falls short in reality.
That requires us all to understand that the flag belongs to us all, and to none in particular. It's profoundly un-American to deface the flag in favor of any movement or candidate.
The flag deserves our respect (especially on Memorial Day).
And we are supposed to take this article seriously?
No. It's fucking satire.
Not a problem. Didn't see the tag.
Guess you missed the byline too,
May 24, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News)
And the childish left wing name calling begins.
Trump is the biggest "name caller", just ask Ron DeSantis. Trump has considered calling him "Meatball Ron", "Tiny D", "Ron DeEstablishment", Shutdown Ron", "Ron DisHonest", "Ron DeSoros" and his new favorite “ Ron DeSanctimonious ”.
That's exactly why I ask that question. That and moronic comments like 8.1.1
... more like directed towards his moronic supporters.
Thanks for making my point.
no problem. I'm sure no one will notice with a hat on...
So I guess that makes it OK for you to do it. Didn't your mama teach you that two wrongs don't make a right?
... and the feeble attempts to defend the indefensible begins.
Yes but you and yours will continue to try.
Ron's Choco Squish. Get some!
there it is again...what is it?????
looks like trumpster brains...
It's definitely not m&m's.
It looks more like BM.
If it looks like yours you may consider more bran in your diet.