Transphobic “America First” Anti-Immigrant Beer Drinkers Make Modelo America’s #1 Beer
Transphobic “America First” Anti-Immigrant Beer Drinkers Make Modelo America’s #1 Beer
June 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Bud Light was the most popular beer in the US for over twenty Years. That all changed because they sent one specially marked beer to a transgender influencer (Dylan Mulvaney).
Kid Rock and his redneck buddies fear that if they continue drinking bud light, their dicks will fall off and they will turn into extremely ugly women. So now they’re drinking Mexican beer for penis protection.
Modelo has a unique brewing process that employs “suicide yeast”. The fermentation is allowed to continue until the yeast dies from the alcohol it produces. Because the alcohol content is too high the last stage of brewing Modelo involves their unique dilution process.
Local volunteers assist in the dilution of Modelo which gives it its distinctive flavor. I guess Kid Rock and his fellow transphobic rednecks would rather drink pee than drink their former favorite beer.
We don't need no stinking rules!
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Transphobic rednecks and immigrants love Mexican Beer.
Ah, the irony of it all.
Not a great Pilsner style lager but damn sure better than Bud Light,
Apparently poor taste isn't limited to taste buds.
I think the author meant "anti-illegal immigrant."
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You cannot read my mind.
You should get your crystal balls cleaned.
I meant "anti-immigrant" (and anti-trans).
they probably fell thru the hair strainer on the drain...
Then you would be wrong twice.
But at least you are 100%.
Oh really?
You think Vic can read my mind?
No I think you were wrong twice because:
First- conservatives are not anti immigrant- we are anti illegal immigrant. Just because Brandon refuses to enforce our borders and immigration laws doesn't mean the flood of people coming into this country are suddenly all legal. Maybe if Brandon would do his fucking job Modelo wouldn't be on such a rise in the US.
Second- you can take your anti trans and cram it. Not wanting boys to play in girls sports or use girls restrooms is not anti trans. Not wanting children to have access to puberty blockers and altering surgery until they are 18 isn't anti trans either.
Also seems you have haven't been paying attention. Bud's former director of marketing disparaged current Bud Lite drinkers. Guess she figured they were too stupid to understand what she was saying. We have heard enough of that shit from the leftists that brought us the cancel culture; and who are now pissed that people have caught on. Unlike the lazy leftists who can't be bothered to do more than virtue signal; this boycott and the one against Target are actually working.
I am sure AB InBev appreciates the support you and leftists are showing; but what they would really like is for you to go and buy several cases each of Bud Lite. It is selling for cheap, so you will need to buy several times the normal amount. That is before they are forced to sell of Budweiser at a major loss. So jump to it - virtue signaling isn't doing them any good.
You haven't paid attention. I don't drink beer. I'm enjoying whiskey right now.
The bullshit you posted is quoted in italics below.
First- conservatives are not anti immigrant- we are anti illegal immigrant.
That's fucking hilarious.
the leftists that brought us the cancel culture
It's the "rightists" that are trying to "cancel" Bud Light.
You were wrong three times, butt thanx for playing the fucking game.
I think if you go through all the financial trails AB InBev is making money from Modelo sales
This is from Wikipedia:
On June 12, 2008, The Wall Street Journal stated that Anheuser-Busch InBev , which owned a non-controlling 50% stake in the company, might attempt to acquire the remaining 50%. [3] On June 29, 2012, it was announced that Anheuser-Busch InBev would acquire the remaining 50% stake for an all-cash price of $20.1 billion. [4] On January 31, 2013, the US Department of Justice filed an antitrust suit in an attempt to prevent the buyout. The matter was settled, and the two companies merged in June 2013, [5] with the transfer of all United States rights to Constellation Brands . [6] As a result, all the company's brands are made (in Mexico) by an unrelated company. In the United States, Grupo Modelo brands are distributed by Constellation Brands.
In May of 2023, Modelo Especial became the top selling beer in the United States by retail sales volume, surpassing Bud Light , which was in the midst of a boycott. [7] [8
I think they own my Corona too.
From Wikipedia:
Grupo Modelo is a large brewery in Mexico that exports beer to most countries of the world. Its export brands include Corona , Modelo , and Pacífico . [2] Grupo Modelo also brews brands that are intended solely for the domestic Mexican market and has exclusive rights in Mexico for the import and distribution of beer produced by Anheuser-Busch . [2] Until the 1960s, Grupo Modelo used red poppy flowers in most of its advertising.
Did you say nine coronas
Haha
I am selfish. I always sang My Coronas....
Strangely enough, I think that I made a cassette recording of that very same episode of Dr.Demento
That was funny
Only outside of the US. Constellation Brands own the US rights to the brand and is not part of AB InBev. The same with Corona.
Bud Light is a bad beer. Modelo is a bad beer.
The crazies have awful taste for beer.
Aw, come on. You like that there are rules just so you can have fun breaking them!
Please don't tell Perrie.
Ok. I won't.
... somebody has to.
I swear. So people will drop and try to destroy a beer they consumed for decades all because they tried to be inclusive and make more people drink it.
The faithful said, no way, we can't share our beer with certain people so instead of just not caring about something so simple, better to burn down the house.
Dumb as fuck but I expect no less from some people.
... they're terrified of rainbows.
they're afraid of everything...
Rhonda DeSatan thinks rainbows are gay.
Sure,... or perhaps it's because there are more immigrants, illegal and legal, that prefer Modelo than there are rednecks that prefer Bud Light.
While you swim in denial, please tell His Rock your theory.
Denial? How do you figure? Surely you don't think there are enough "transphobic anti-immigrant" people in the US to somehow raise a Mexican beer above an American one.... that makes no sense.
Yes, think there are enough alcoholic Trumpanzees to have an impact on beer products.
Mmmmkay.....
finally, something that kid suck will be remembered for...
I'm pretty sure he's been busted so how the fuck does he get a machine gun to play with?
I think our weak assed gun control laws need to be enforced.
And how does this fucking psycho get guns?
This is parody, right?
Please tell me this is parody... no one can really be this shallow.
That is actually how Kid Rock reacted to Bud Light sending a specially marked can of beer to transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
I hope Bud Light sends Kid Rock a can with a dildo on it to "honor" him.
BTW, Kid Rock ( Robert James Ritchie) is 52 years old.
do you mean testosterone challenged, tatted up goober fat slobs, that have to grow their sidewalls out long enough to pull the hair back to fashion a tiny pony-hub sticking thru the rear of their maga hats and still can't decide whether they're hippies, bikers, or cowboys?
I'm not really sure what stereotypes Al meant, you should ask him. Although I would imagine they line up very much with yours... My question was about why he would think that anti-immigrant transphobes would elevate a Mexican beer to number one, try harder.
Maybe I'm giving them more credit than they deserve.
However, they ARE taking credit for knocking Bud Light out of the #1 position in US sales.
What do YOU think caused Modelo to gain the #1 spot?
I have no idea, in my opinion neither are drinkable...
Now maybe, as the seeder, you could answer my original question
Now, maybe as a participant on this article (not a seed), you should re-read my fucking answer:
Maybe I'm giving them more credit than they deserve.
However, they ARE taking credit for knocking Bud Light out of the #1 position in US sales.
Are you so angry because the young minority males are turning out to be transphobic which completely destroys your talking point? Or the fact that it is the democrat base that are transphobic?
Well, that is not really something new, so...
Okay..
I completely agree that you're giving them more credit than they deserve. That Bud Light isn't #1 is because I tell anyone that will listen that it's just piss in a can, don't waste your money. However that still doesn't answer my question.
1. I'm not "angry".
2. What do you think my "talking point" is?
3. What is your source for the claim that, "the fact that it is the democrat base that are transphobic?"
4. What stroke do you use when you swim in denial?
5. Are you serious or are you just trolling?
Please cite your "old" source for that ridiculous supposition?
I don't think I have ever seen you get mad.
Unlike me, I explode...Haha
I laugh at my idiotic critics.
I often have to rein in my humor because I don't want tickets (they tend to make my insurance go up).
The great beer replacement theory...
You're right!
Immigrant (imported) beers are coming here in caravans to replace domestic beers.
Is George Soros funding this atrocity?
Yeah, I guess the people who don't blindly follow corporations have a lot to learn from progressives, who happily cape for for billion dollar corporations like Disney, Apple or Nike that exploit labor through sweetshops and child labor because they mouth the right platitudes domestically. What's a little slavery when you fly the right flags domestically (never, ever in international markets where its unpopular, though).
Those yahoos should grow up and be good little servile corporatist cheerleaders like progressives have become.
That comment is a swing and a miss.
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Cheer, cheer, cheer for the corporation like a good little leftist. They fly the LGBTQSET1 flag where it’s politically safe and profitable to do so!
Would you care to comment on the topic of this article (the beer boycott causing Bud Light to lose its position of prominence) or are you going to just deflect and troll the people who are discussing the topic?
Snarky-snarky, Sparky!
Funny, I don't recall defending the human rights violations of companies in China.
I believe the question at hand was a big to-do over Bud Light and the tempestuous teapots of American people who don't want their beer to be inclusive, and as a result Modelo came to be the leading beer in the US.
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comedy is a horrible thing to waste...
The demographics of bud light drinkers is much different than most would expect. It's a largely young and largely minority consumption group. 18.9% are Caucasian, the rest are Hispanic, Asian and African American.
That doesn’t fit the liberal talking point that they are all white transphobic racists.
Really?
Can you prove that bullshit?
another reason for an impotent maga boycott...
It may be more important to note that while the Maga crowd bloviated and took credit online for the boycott, the actual boycott took place by a heavily minority male group of politically unaffiliated consumers who have more traditional views on gender.
This should not be ignored as these consumers historically vote for the party most affiliated with their demographics.
I see,
I guess it must be a Republican boycott.
I am not sure how you arrived at that conclusion?
Minority males historically vote democrat or so it seems however they are the reason for the actual financial boycott. Republicans simply took credit for something they had nothing to do with. No surprise there.
Tell us again how the leftist boycotts of Chik-fil-a and Hobby Lobby went.
Gee, aren't the "rightist" homophobes now boycotting Chick-fil-A?
I wonder how that will go.
Not very well. These "homophobes" you know zero about but for your feelings are in the minority and it shows.
To latch on to a very small portion of the population is nothing more that hyperbole and fervent triggerism.
This is from Google:
Right-wing activists have called for a boycott of Chick-fil-A based on misinformation related to the company's diversity, equity and inclusion efforts. Why it matters: The calls to boycott the Atlanta-based, conservative fast-food chain come as right-wing blowback to corporate DEI efforts nationwide intensify.
So, please enlighten me about the White-wing homophobes that you know so well.
Where did you get this idea?
A favorite among underage drinkers as well. I also thought that it's biggest fans are people who don't like beer and haven't got much money to spend.
Please cite the source of those statistics.
I believe this is the source that was cited.
I responded to #13. Here is the complete text of that comment:
The demographics of bud light drinkers is much different than most would expect. It's a largely young and largely minority consumption group. 18.9% are Caucasian, the rest are Hispanic, Asian and African American.
As you can see, no source was cited.
Butt, thanx for playing the game.
You asked for proof of the statistics that were posted.
I provided that proof.
You're welcome.
That's a brilliant example of using statistics to lie.
There is three percent difference among the various ethnicities cited, from 18.9 to 21.9. So the obvious conclusion is that the beer's market penetration is remarkably constant. Kinda the opposite of what you imply.
Naughty!
OTOH, thanks for acquainting me with this data base..
That pee picture is what I thought Tecate did. And majority of Tecate drinkers don't even know Tecate is a landfill / garbage dump in Mexico.
The stats were interesting. Most people I know across the nationalities don't drink dud light and personally, I've mostly only seen white folks digest that swill. Unless when at a baseball game, didn't tailgate before and just had to have a beer before the 7th inning stretch cut-off, instead of waiting until after the game and getting a good beer. Or small-town broke college kids who haven't found the 30 pack PBR or very unfortunate, live the Miller High Life . You know, any port in the storm. Even at restaurants Bud products are at the bottom of the menu just to have a crap beer / service crap beer drinkers.
The backlash is interesting to me b/c the forever running joke has been if you drink light beer you were "light in the breaches".
Also, Bud making a special can for a trans person and the backlash that resulted it's like damn, you don' think gay / lesbian / trans people drink beer, even crap beer?!?!