╌>

Why Did the Snow in Utah turn Pink?

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  last year  •  33 comments


Why Did the Snow in Utah turn Pink?
the “pink trans snow" will groom our children and turn them into mutants.

Sponsored by group The Banned Played On

The Banned Played On

Utah Blanketed by Pink Snow for Pride Day

June 17, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - The plentiful snow pack in Utah has turned pink.  It is purely coincidental that it happened on "Pride Day". Scientists say it’s the result of a green algae bloom that thrives in snow. The algae is called, “ Chlamydomonas ”. The pink snow is often called “watermelon snow.”  Some members of the LGBTQ community are calling it "rainbow snow".

A Local sheriff in Utah, Red Neckerson is warning Utah residents to avoid contact with the “gay snow”. He claims that the snow will infect people with Chlamydia (a common STD) that he claims turns people gay. Sheriff Neckerson has contacted the military to secure flame throwers for his deputies to eradicate the gay snow. When questioned about the possibility of sparking forest fires, Neckerson said, I’m sure the good people of Utah would rather burn than become homosexuals.

Naturally, Rhonda DeSatan, the homophobic governor of Florida, has asked the Florida legislature to pass a preemptive law to outlaw pink snow in Florida. DeSatan said, “the snow in Utah was originally white but it has transitioned to become pink. We cannot permit that to happen here because the “pink trans snow" will groom our children and turn them into mutants.



main-qimg-3be6508e3d83a8db9c44af6d18f5fc59




Red Box Rules

We don't need no stinking rules.


Tags

jrGroupDiscuss - desc
[]
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
1  author  al Jizzerror    last year

Sheriff Red Neckerson advises everyone to use a condom if you are going to touch the pink snow.

512

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    last year

the rednecks are too busy eating the yellow snow...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
1.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @1.1    last year

Rednecks think yellow snow is beer.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.2  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.1    last year

they like free beer snow cones...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2  Trout Giggles    last year

Sure is pretty

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
2.1  Ender  replied to  Trout Giggles @2    last year

I am losing it. Can't think of anything funny to say. It is cool looking.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @2.1    last year
Patches of snow in Utah's mountains have turned pink. And while the so-called "watermelon snow" spotted on Tony Grove Lake may look pretty, it could indicate bad news for the environment. 

At first I thought it was a gag but it's real

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
2.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.1    last year
At first I thought it was a gag but it's real

Yeah, I like to use real shit in my satire.  

The algae really is called, “Chlamydomonas ,” butt I made up the shit about "Chlamydia".

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1.3  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1.2    last year
I made up the shit about "Chlamydia".

I'd run with that, there's a dozen here that would believe it. send trump a tweet.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1.2    last year

I had to look it up because I wasn't sure but chlamydia is caused by a bacteria. Totally different animal from an algae which is considered to be a plant

I know just enough biology to be extremely dangerous

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
2.1.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.4    last year
chlamydia

We used to call it "cat clap".

I don't know why.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1.6  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1.5    last year

wasn't there a movie with a character of that name, a princess?

I'm thinking monty python or mel brooks...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1.7  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @2.1.6    last year

I'll keep looking...

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
3  Kavika     last year

DeSantis is saying that the ''pink snow'' violates Flordia's ''don't say gay'' law and has offered that when he becomes president he will make it a federal law. LDS is at a crossroads in Utah, The Ute tribe is doing a pink snow dance since tourists are paying BIG BUCKS to see the pink snow on a guided Indigenous lead tour.

The possibilities are endless.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @3    last year

When was the last time Florida got snow?

 
 
 
evilone
Professor Guide
3.1.1  evilone  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1    last year

Just before  Ron "Tony" DeSantis said, "Say hello to my little friend."

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
3.1.2  Kavika   replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1    last year

1977 it snowed in Miami for the first time in recorded history. A few years ago there was a few snowflakes in the Florida panhandle which is actually more like Alabama east than Florida.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
3.1.3  Kavika   replied to  evilone @3.1.1    last year

LOL, perfect.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  evilone @3.1.1    last year

I have never watched that movie in its entirety. I need to

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1.5  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @3.1.2    last year

I believe snowflakes in the panhandle. A few years ago we went to FLA to visit my son who lives in Navarre. I swear it was colder there than back in Arkansas

 
 
 
evilone
Professor Guide
3.1.6  evilone  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.4    last year

I haven't seen it since it came out on VHS in the '80s. If you are interested in it try to also track down and see the Scarface movie from 1932 as well. It was banned across the country as "glorifying violence". Both are fun if you like over the top mobster movies. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.7  devangelical  replied to  evilone @3.1.6    last year

I can't imagine the original being the same or even more graphic than the remake.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
3.1.8  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.5    last year
I swear it was colder there than back in Arkansas

My dad was a Navy pilot.  We moved from NAS Argentia, Newfoundland to NAS Key West.  We visited our cousins in Maryland on the way and gave them our cold weather gear.

On our first night in Key West the temperature was below the freezing point.  The house we were in had no insulation and no heat.  We slept in our clothes and piled all of our blankets on top of us.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
4  author  al Jizzerror    last year

I want to thank all of the homophobic White-wing knuckle draggers for avoiding this article.

It's refreshing that all of the participants on this thread are intelligent enlightened NewsTalkers.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
5  Ender    last year

You all need stop stop making me think of Frank Zappa now.

Man was a genius , but I don't think he ever saw pink...

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
5.1  Ender  replied to  Ender @5    last year

See? Now I am jamming in Joe's garage...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
5.1.1  devangelical  replied to  Ender @5.1    last year

careful, you'll wind up working in a gas station...

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
6  Ender    last year

For the homophobes...

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
7  Ender    last year
Michelle, Lady Jane, yeah I fell in love with girls I never met
I learned to play guitar while the other boys were busy learning math
But all the simplest equations never add up very far
And all my musical persuasions kept me reaching for the stars
I was raised on the radio
Raised on the radio
Just an all-American boy
I've got my favorite toy
 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
7.1  devangelical  replied to  Ender @7    last year

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
7.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @7.1    last year

Classic shit.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
7.1.2  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @7.1.1    last year

I used to get all paranoid when I got loaded and then hide my stash. then I could never find it when I was straight.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
7.1.3  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @7.1.2    last year

now I just scratch off the thc labels on the vape pen cartridges...

 
 

Who is online


441 visitors