DeSantis Fired Staffers to Avoid a Sex Scandal
What was the real reason DeSantis fired roughly a dozen staffers?
It was done to avoid a major sex scandal in his campaign.
July 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - An anonymous source within the Tallahassee police department has provided new information about the shakeup in the DeSantis campaign staff.
Dixon Cox, a veteran vice detective, said the department was investigating a male escort service that was suspected of participating in underage prostitution. They recorded a call requesting a dozen “boys” for a party at a local hotel. When they raided the party they found about a dozen naked middle age men enjoying an orgy. Apparently, the boys didn’t arrive at the party because their van was involved in an accident.
Detective Cox said, “When we entered the hotel room we discovered naked men, condoms, lube, marijuana, and lots of booze. Since the men were consenting adults, no arrests were made. I understand that DeSantis was hiding in the closet (as usual).”
The DeSantis campaign refused to answer our request for a comment.
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