DIVORCE HEARING IN ITALY..
DIVORCE HEARING IN ITALY..
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:
"Your Honour, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?"
DON'T LAUGH.. HE WON
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My brother keeps emailing jokes to me, and I want to share them with all of you.
He won? I don't believe it, but maybe in Italy, who knows?
Now who can tell me why I know this joke was not written by an American?
Because in America we don't use the spelling "Your Honour", in fact my spell checker tells me I have it spelled wrong, so let's try this, "Your Honor" yep it let that go as being spelled right.
We have a winner. You aced it, bc.
GOOD ONE!!!!!
'Whenever I drink a coke from now on I know I'm going to think about this joke.