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Valentine‘s Heart = Vagina Worship

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  loretta-mashkawidee-kemsley  •  10 years ago  •  15 comments

Valentine‘s Heart = Vagina Worship

Buying your lover that beautiful card with the bright red heart? Just know what youre actually saying.

http://shakemysugar.wordpress.com/2014/02/12/valentines-heart-vagina-worship/


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Loretta Mashkawide'e Kemsley
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link   seeder  Loretta Mashkawide'e Kemsley    10 years ago

Christians are very good at appropriating pagan celebrations without passing along their true meanings. Shouldnt everyone who celebrates Valentines Day know they are worshiping the vagina and dedicating their celebration to healing and restoring the purity of womens sexual organs?

 
 
 
Broliver "TheSquirrel" Stagnasty
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link   Broliver "TheSquirrel" Stagnasty    10 years ago

Well, that is really interesting!

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    10 years ago

I know it, and revel in it!

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     10 years ago

I think that its' great.

 
 
 
Pedro
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link   Pedro    10 years ago

It's less about worship and more about communion.

:)

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

Damn girl, I will never look at a Valentine's heart the same way again.

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     10 years ago

ROTFL, great video Perrie...

 
 
 
Loretta Mashkawide'e Kemsley
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link   seeder  Loretta Mashkawide'e Kemsley    10 years ago

Love the video. It's perfect.

As to a new way of looking at that heart: in sacred sexuality, this ()shape is the yoni, which means "sacred space." The male counterpart is the lingum, which means "light wand."

So the heart could be your way of telling him you'd like his wand to light up your sacred space.

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    10 years ago

Western culture is all about vagina worship . By contrast Japanese culture is all about penis worship :
Japanese Strange Penis Animism Festival #001

OK , to be fair , the Japanese worship both gonads ...

 
 
 
Loretta Mashkawide'e Kemsley
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link   seeder  Loretta Mashkawide'e Kemsley    10 years ago

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That's a Venus Fly Trap, but hey, they both start with V, so...

 
 
 
Loretta Mashkawide'e Kemsley
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link   seeder  Loretta Mashkawide'e Kemsley    10 years ago

Their spring fertility rites do include both.....guess they figured out they need both for fertilization to occur. However, there is a penis park in Korea dedicated to a legendary young woman who died of loneliness after her groom died at sea. They figured a park filled with giant penii would assuage her loneliness and bring her back.

  1. Japan Penis | Japanese Vagina

    Oct 07, 2010 In Japan annual penis and Japanese vagina festivals are held to boost fertility. The Japan penis and Japanese Vagina festivals draw large crowds.

    The Penis Park in Samcheok, South Korea | Vagobond

    www.vagobond.com/the- penis - park -in-samcheok-south- korea

    South Korea can be a surprising place take for example that it is a fairly conservative culture and then have a visit to Haesindang Park ( Penis Park ) in Samcheok

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   Nigel Dogberry    10 years ago

4857_discussions.jpg?width=721 Our Lady of Guadalupe, from

Does that look like what I think it looks like? Sorry to all the Catholics out there.

 
 
 
Loretta Mashkawide'e Kemsley
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link   seeder  Loretta Mashkawide'e Kemsley    10 years ago

You're right. Here's a few of the Madonna, a couple far more explicit.

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   Nigel Dogberry    10 years ago

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Broliver "TheSquirrel" Stagnasty
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link   Broliver "TheSquirrel" Stagnasty    10 years ago

I wish everyone a Happy Vagina!

err day .. yeah, that is it...Grin.gif

 
 

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