Favorite Ice Cream Flavor

kathleen  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  81 Comments  •  an hour ago  By  gordy327
Good Morning to all, I thought we could try to break away from all the politics and bickering for a little while and talk about our favorite ice cream flavor. So what would be your favorite flavor? Please, no politics or religion and be polite.  Thank you : ) All are welcome. 

Funny Cartoon

enoch  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  30 Comments  •  one week ago  By  enoch
This cartoon tickled my funny bone. If you have a cartoon you would like to share, here is a place to do it. Site CoC and TOS; intellectual property rights must be respected. Other than that, let's have some clean non offensive fun here. Enoch. 


buzz-of-the-orient  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  5 Comments  •  one week ago  By  enoch
My brother, who is even older than me, sent me this by email.  I never particularly appreciated Maxine, until this one. Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we   have done and do not try to blame others....

Best Christmas Ever

atheist  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  1 Comments  •  4 weeks ago  By  atheist
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***** 23 ADULT TRUTHS ******

buzz-of-the-orient  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  29 Comments  •  one month ago  By  ttga
***** 23 ADULT TRUTHS ****** 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're...
While millions of Americans have lost sleep over the thought of Trump being anywhere near the nuclear codes, his failure to spell such words as “heal” and “tap” suggests that mastering a more complicated sequence of letters or numbers would be well above his grade level. “Giving one person the power to launch the most destructive nuclear arsenal in the world has always been problematic,” Harland Dorrinson, the director of the Society for Nuclear Security, said. “In their infinite wisdom,...

Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

kathleen  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  13 Comments  •  2 months ago  By  dave-2693993
I want to wish everyone a nice Thanksgiving, and I hope you enjoy the day with your family and friends. Eat... Drink... and be happy.
The difference between Oo and oO Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs...

What do you have to be Thankful for?

kathleen  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  15 Comments  •  2 months ago  By  kathleen
Thanksgiving is round the corner. Lately with all that has been happening in the world today, what is it that you are thankful for? Stop for a moment and think about all the things that make life worth living... So please stop by and tell us what enlightens you this Thanksgiving season. Please, no politics, religion and be polite.  Thank you..

What To Do in the Rain?

spikegary  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  43 Comments  •  3 months ago  By  luther28
Been raining since Wednesday night (My fault, I winerized the boat AND washed one of my cars after work that day, becuase it was so nice out).  The weather guessers say that it's supposed to rain through Saturday.  I think they said it's supposed to stop on Sunday.  Or the Ark is supposed to launch on Sunday.  One of the two. My question?  What do you like to do on a rainy day, when the thought of going outside just can't be contemplated?
It seems that there's a trend on NT to spam the forum with articles having nothing to do with NEWS .  So here is my contribution.  Please post your favorite dumb blonde joke here! 1. Blonde: “What does IDK mean?” Brunette: “I don’t know.” Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!” 2. Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets? So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills. 3. How do you keep a blonde busy? Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper. 4. How do you keep a...

What kind of candy are you giving out for Halloween?

kathleen  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  96 Comments  •  3 months ago  By  tacos
So, What are you all giving out for Halloween? I make ghost pops every year. 
CANADIAN ADVICE ON SPENDING TAX REFUNDS After filing their personal tax returns by April 30th, many Canadians will again receive a tax refund. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it in a Q & A format: Q. What is a tax refund payment? A. It’s money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q.. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen of it....

What To Choose - A True Dilemma

kavika  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  107 Comments  •  3 months ago  By  sandy-2021492
Having moved to Florida I found that a popular myth has been foisted on people...You are not issued a golf cart as part of being a Florida citizen. This came as a huge shock to me and resulted in going out and shopping for one. Which in turn called for me to spend money, something that I don't do well. That said I had to decide what type of golf cart did I want. Plain and simple, custom, super custom or off the chart stupid.  First there are those that are replica's of various famous...
A 27-year-old Canadian woman is facing witchcraft and fraud charges after allegedly conning a 67-year-old man of $450,000 in what authorities are calling an "evil spirit blessing scam." Samantha Stevenson, of Toronto, has been charged with "Pretending to Practice Witchcraft," according to a Thursday release from York Regional Police in Ontario. Stevenson, acting as a psychic, allegedly convinced the victim that she could help rid him of evil spirits if he transferred large sums of...
A dog owner in Oklahoma is calling out her own pup for scheming to get free McDonald's hamburgers. Betsy Reyes of Oklahoma City says her dog, Princess, sneaks out at night and sits outside McDonald's, pretending to be a stray. Reyes shared photographic evidence of her sneaky dog sitting in the local McDonald's parking lot at night. "If you see my dog @ the McDonald's on shields, quit feeding her fat ass bc she don't know how to act & be leaving the house all the time to go walking...

The Three Stooges

kathleen  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  19 Comments  •  3 months ago  By  kathleen
The Three Stooges. We all must have some favorites with these funny guys. I know it's hard, but post one of your favorites from them. I have many. No religion or politics and please be polite. Thank you : )

Marijuana, The Devil's Flower (by Mr Sunshine)

krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  4 Comments  •  3 months ago  By  krishna
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I Trimmed My Bush Into A Heart Shape

cobaltblue  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  192 Comments  •  4 months ago  By  freewill
Wait. What??
WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report ) — Donald J. Trump demanded on Friday that Attorney General Jeff Sessions investigate who put a sign reading “Entering Crazytown, U.S.A.” on the door to the Oval Office. Trump reportedly noticed the sign for the first time Friday morning, and became enraged after asking Kellyanne Conway, the counsellor to the President, to read what it said to him. According to White House insiders, determining the creator of the sign could prove...

I Trimmed My Bush Into A Heart Shape

cobaltblue  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  0 Comments  •  4 months ago
Wait. What??

Trump’s Truly Terrible Time

bob-nelson  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  1 Comments  •  4 months ago  By  bob-nelson
You’ve probably heard that Donald Trump has been comparing himself to Abraham Lincoln. “You know when Abraham Lincoln made the Gettysburg Address speech, the great speech, you know he was ridiculed?” Trump told a rally in Montana on Thursday. “Fifty years after his death they said it may have been the greatest speech ever made in America. I have a feeling that’s going to happen with us. In different ways, that’s going to happen with us.” Well, we can all rally around the “different...

People Watching

spikegary  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  53 Comments  •  5 months ago  By  krishna
Well, it's that time of the year again......People Watching is never more fun than at the state fair......... So, show us what you got!
Almost everyone he’s attached to seems headed south in the most embarrassing ways possible. Take Representative Duncan Hunter, a big Trump supporter from San Diego who made news this week when he was indicted for using campaign funds for personal expenses. And then made more when he tried to pin the whole thing on his wife. As Representative Duncan Hunter was being arraigned Thursday in San Diego on charges of misusing campaign funds, protesters outside the courthouse expressed...
You can just imagine the tweets , denials and equivocating that would follow a murder committed by Trump on Fifth Avenue, can’t you? ‘It’s not quite as far fetched as it seems, is it?’ Chip Simons/Getty Images The New York Times: Breaking news : in an eerie echo of Donald Trump’s infamous campaign trail remark – “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters” – many witnesses report, and CCTV footage obtained by the Times...

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