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Ten Ways to Tell You Might Be Native American

  

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Via:  kavika  •  10 years ago  •  74 comments

Ten Ways to Tell You Might Be Native American

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Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

There are a lot more examples, but these are good for a start.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

ROFL !! Good one Prez !! But, what about Italian/Indians ?

 
 
 
Al-316
Professor Silent
link   Al-316    10 years ago

I like the Indian Time remark.

I might be a ______.

You can fill in the blank.

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser    10 years ago

I had 7 out of 10... Maybe, that counts! 4968_discussions.png

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Just change out Fry Bread for Pizza tzia.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

That's dangerous, allowing me to fill in the blank niijii.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

The visual is errrr, overwhelming by Chimook friend.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Yup, it does Dowser, all you need is more than 5...LOL

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

red sauce, peperoni, onions, garlic green peppers, olives on top of a piece of fry bread . . hmmm it shall b e called" FRYZZA" 113.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Where can I get some FRYZZA????Grin.gif

 
 
 
palma
Freshman Silent
link   palma    10 years ago

I love the Indian smiley

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

That's good isn't it....but, but he should be RED....lol

 
 
 
1stwarrior
Professor Participates
link   1stwarrior    10 years ago

If you drive a one-eyed ford.

If your pow-wow luggage is hefty's and duct tape.

If your tennis shoes are beaded.

If your last word is always "aaaiiiiiyyyyeeeeee"

If you know what "Innit" means.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

one-eyed ford with a dream catcher hanging from the rear view mirror..

LOL, yes aaaaiiiiyyyeeee is always a dead give away.

Giving directions by pointing with your lips.

Knowing what ''commodities'' are...

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

lol At any 7 - Eleven !!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

What!!! not the Frybread shop?

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser    10 years ago

I'll post the link in our group!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

No, people kept trying to put the Frybread into the pasta maker.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

LOL, that could be a problem tzia.

 
 
 
Steve Ott
Professor Quiet
link   Steve Ott    10 years ago

I had a lady in Amarillo ask me one time if I was Native American. I guess it was because I have long hair and was wearing one of my pair of silver feather earrings (made by a Native American of course). I just told her my family had been in the country for several centuries and left it at that.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

And someone kept trying to make spaghetti into fry bread

sigh

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Good answer Steve, left her guessing.Smile.gif

 
 
 
Steve Ott
Professor Quiet
link   Steve Ott    10 years ago

This is my kachina.

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I have a lot of wolf in my house. They are my favorite animal.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Is the Kaschina Hopi or Navajo Steve?

 
 
 
palma
Freshman Silent
link   palma    10 years ago

Giving directions by pointing with your lips

how?

Also, men usually don't ask for directions but they do give them? That's oddSmile.gif

 
 
 
palma
Freshman Silent
link   palma    10 years ago

Navajos had Kaschinas too? I thought it was only the Hopis

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Yes, the Navajo have them as well. The Hopi Kaschinas are the original ones Palma.

This is the Hopi ''Sun Kaschina''.

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Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Palma, here is a link to the how and why of it.

 
 
 
palma
Freshman Silent
link   palma    10 years ago

4971_discussions.jpg?width=721 These I know. I have this one on my to-stitch list

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

That's going to be beautiful Palma...

 
 
 
palma
Freshman Silent
link   palma    10 years ago

Thank you Kavika, can't wait to start it but need to do some research first especially on the materials to be used. I prefer to remain loyal to traditions. I am also looking for Hopi symbols which can be adapted into a stitch for the background snd this is where I am going to start

 
 
 
Steve Ott
Professor Quiet
link   Steve Ott    10 years ago

I'll have to ask my wife. She bought it for me. Mine is slightly different than the one in the picture.

 
 
 
Enoch
Masters Quiet
link   Enoch    10 years ago

Funny!

E.

 
 
 
Leotie
Freshman Silent
link   Leotie    10 years ago

Are you trying to ruin my already bad eyes? Wait, let me grab my camera, I want a picture of that.

 
 
 
Leotie
Freshman Silent
link   Leotie    10 years ago

I got 7. Hope that's good.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

psst . . amb . . (how about with NO loin cloths? ) Grin.gif Grin.gif

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   Larry Hampton    10 years ago

He, he he...funny!

:~)

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

Grin.gif Grin.gif Grin.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Yup, it counts. Now you have to learn how to give directions by pointing your lips ambiv...Smile.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

tzia, your being a bad girl again.Smile.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Happy you got a laugh out of it Larry.Smile.gif

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

HA !! Not yet! Grin.gif Grin.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

But, but your not Indian Mike.... 773311.jpg

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

We start 'um young ambiv.

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Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Hold on Mike, I'm thumbing through my Ojibwe/English dictionary...

Yup, there it is, Lithuanian Indian, with photo..

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Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

LOLOLOLOLOL...I love the headband, it's so, so, cool.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Well ambiv, he's still pretty young, so it's the only direction he knows

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

I hope this link works !

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

A very powerful video tzia. It's all over the internet...This is who we are, we are NOT mascots.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

Have you alreadyseen it Kav?

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Yes, I posted it in Anishinaabe a couple of days ago.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

ooops . . . sorry I didn't see it. Should I take it down?

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

No, don't take itdown tzia...It should be up, and thanks for that.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

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Steve Ott
Professor Quiet
link   Steve Ott    10 years ago

You mean like they do up at Shiprock?

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

I've not been to Shiprock Steve. But most Indians will use their lips to point. Pointing with your finger is considered rude to many.

 
 
 
Steve Ott
Professor Quiet
link   Steve Ott    10 years ago

I knew that but my brother didn't. At the time, he was living in Farmington, NM and he would make fun of the way the Navajo pointed with their lips.

Shiprock is a sacred place.

I love my brother, but he is way more redneck than I.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Mike, read ''1491'' by Mann.

You know there is a band of ''white'' Indians in northern Minnesota. Light skinned, light hair and a lot of blue eyes. Rumor is that they mixed with the Viking.

BTW, you look stunning in a headband.Smile.gif

 
 
 
Steve Ott
Professor Quiet
link   Steve Ott    10 years ago

Excellent choice Kavika. More history you won't learn in public education.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

The book sure takes apart a lot of the stereotype of Natives.

One of the very best books is,''Red Earth, White Lies'' by Vine Deloria, Steve. Well worth reading.

 
 
 
Steve Ott
Professor Quiet
link   Steve Ott    10 years ago

I'll have to get that one.

Thanks Kavika.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Your welcome Steve. Deloria has written a number of outstanding books, ''Red Earth, White Lies'', is one of his very best. Another one that is great is, ''Custer Died for Your Sins''.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Participates
link   pat wilson    10 years ago

If you have random feathers, sticks, rocks or sage bundles just lying around you r house You Might Be Native American

Read more at
I must be native to this continent. I have all those and they are not "random" .
 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

Thereal question is, do you use them pat?

 
 
 
palma
Freshman Silent
link   palma    10 years ago

Have to get these. Thanks Kavika

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

You'll enjoy them Palma, great books.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Participates
link   pat wilson    10 years ago

I've tried smudging with the sage but I don't know the exact ritual. I'm a rock hound so I have lots of those. I have feathers too, just collect them, don't use them. Don't really have sticks.Smile.gif

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

LOL Kavika.... that photo of yours would be another JIP!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

A rock hound!!! I love rocks.Smile.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     10 years ago

LOLOLOL, there's more than one?Smile.gif

 
 

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