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CNN, With Perrie Halpern & Anderson Cooper, Do Fraudulent News Years Eve Show

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  jerry-verlinger  •  11 years ago  •  19 comments

CNN, With  Perrie Halpern & Anderson Cooper, Do Fraudulent News Years Eve Show

The New Years Eve 2014 show on CNN was supposed to feature Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin, but if you check real close you will see that it was not really Kathy Griffin on that stage, it was Perrie Halpern!

I have been trying to figure out where I have seen Perrie before, every time I look at her picture (because I'm infatuated with gorgeous redheads, that'sat least 30 or 40 times a day) anyway, last night watching the CNN New Years eve show I realized where I have seen Perrie before, she doubles for Kathy Griffin!

There she was, Perrie Halpern, right up there on the stage with Anderson Cooper watching the ball drop at Times Square .... and all the time CNN is telling us it's Kathy Griffin. Now if your not a member of NewsTalkers and have never seen Perrie's photo, you would never know the difference, but because there are only about 700 members on NewsTalkers (we have GOT to get more members), not that many people have been able see the scam CNN has been pulling off.

But wait! There's more! Suppose there is no Kathy Griffin, suppose "Kathy Griffin" is actually Perrie Halpern, you know, like Miley Cyrus and Hanna Montana, without the wig change.

Anyway, in order to investigate this a little farther, after all the New Years festivities calmed down, I tuned into a session of "Kathy Griffin" performing at the Kennedy Center, and I have an important revelation for all you News Stalkers ...... our very own Perrie Halpern is moonlighting as a stand up comic!

If you don't believe me, check out the photos, same pretty eyes, same facial features, same sultry smile, ok, the NT version has been photo shopped a little, in an attempt to conceal her real identity, but just look at the hair styles ..... i-DENT-tic-cal!

I don't know how PerrieKathy Perrie.... whichever, is going to take to being outed, but if you never see my name on NewsTalkers again .... you'll know what happened.


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Jerry Verlinger
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link   seeder  Jerry Verlinger    10 years ago

To put it mildly, Perrie is MUCH better looking.

I was thinking that, but think Perrie uses make-up to tone down the Kathy version, so her natural beauty won't distract from her jokes.

Remember, we're talking about one person here.

 
 
 
1stwarrior
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link   1stwarrior    10 years ago

She's gonna get you for having those thoughts Jerry Grin.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     10 years ago

It quite easy to explain. Perrie is a ''shape shifter''..Perrie is Kathy, and Kathy is Perrie. Is everyone completely confused now?Smile.gif

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

Thanks John.... I was getting worried!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

1st... just being compared to Kathy Griffin... OMG... Not even Lucy or Grace/Debrah Messing?

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

KAVIKA!!!! Not you too! BLAHHHH....

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

Thanks EG! I think I need to find a plastic surgeon real quickly!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

Mike,

Et tu? Well, I didn't want to tell ya, but lately I think that you look a bit transgender.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     10 years ago

Lisa - image 34 Perrie, is that you. My oh my. JIP's are my favorite.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

Much better Kavika!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

Well, I've got to agree with ya on both accounts, Mike.

And you do look great in fur.

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     10 years ago

Kavika, munching on a kosher Winnabagel, enjoying the scenery.Smile.gif

 
 
 
Enoch
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link   Enoch    10 years ago

Dear Friend Jerry Verlinger: I sympathize with your plight.

Many people confuse my body type with either New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, orsinger Mick Jagger.

I understand their confusion. Of course, I am overdue for an eye exam.

Happy New Year. Enoch.

 
 
 
Jerry Verlinger
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link   seeder  Jerry Verlinger    10 years ago

1st... just being compared to Kathy Griffin... OMG

Your the one that decided to mimic her hairstyle.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    10 years ago

Na, Perrie is prettier, funnier and smarter.

CNN couldn't afford her.

:~)

 
 
 
Jerry Verlinger
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link   seeder  Jerry Verlinger    10 years ago

"..... I'm only transgender in the cool, hip ways, not the odd, confusing, bizarre ways."

I always suspected the transgender thing, but there's no doubt about confusing and bizarre, that's something that will never go away, no matter how "coll and hip" you try to act.

And you forgot the sarc/ tag on the ".... lack of confidence and forcefulness in his blogging.", comment.

 
 
 
Jerry Verlinger
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link   seeder  Jerry Verlinger    10 years ago

Well, I've got to agree with ya on both accounts, Mike.

Both counts ..... nice.

Your just pissed off because I found out you moonlight as a stand up comic.

 
 
 
Jerry Verlinger
Freshman Silent
link   seeder  Jerry Verlinger    10 years ago

Happy New Year to you also, Enoch.

I would tend to compare your body style toSchwarzenegger or Sly. Of course they're both almost 70 years old, if that means anything.

 
 
 
Jerry Verlinger
Freshman Silent
link   seeder  Jerry Verlinger    10 years ago

Na, Perrie is prettier, funnier and smarter.

Prettier maybe.....

CNN couldn't afford her.

You'd be surprised, I was told she'll accept a gig for a dinner.

8^)}

 
 

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