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INNER PEACE

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  ravenwing  •  11 years ago  •  14 comments

INNER PEACE

Things can tend to get a little stressful for some this time of year, so I thought I'd pass on a bit ofold fashioned wisdom...

INNER PEACE

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones
are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs

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Then You Are Probably

The Family Dog!

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Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it,

Pee on it and walk away...

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Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   Larry Hampton    11 years ago

The above dog's name is "Zen".

:~)

 
 
 
A. Macarthur
Professor Guide
link   A. Macarthur    11 years ago

Outer Pees as well.

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A. Macarthur
Professor Guide
link   A. Macarthur    11 years ago

I would say there were a lotwho found it inedible, and not much fun to play with.

Who leaked that information?

 
 
 
A. Macarthur
Professor Guide
link   A. Macarthur    11 years ago

That comment seals the deal albeit an example of dry humor.

Whets the appetite for more.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     11 years ago

I love it. ''Dogs Rule''.

 
 
 
Loretta Mashkawide'e Kemsley
Professor Participates
link   Loretta Mashkawide'e Kemsley    11 years ago

Oh, no, my dog is better than me? Please don't tell him. He's arrogant enough already.

One thing my critters have taught me is that life is always simple if humans just let it be so. My horses, dogs and cats of today have the same lives my horses, dogs and cats did twenty years ago -- and decades beyond. They don't fuss over the latest gadgets or who's in the White House or what the neighbor down the street did on Saturday night. Only humans are dumb enough to make those "worries" into monsters.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     11 years ago

I love the way a dog looks at life.

 
 

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