Friday Funny - Important Questions
1.- Can you cry under water?
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2.- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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3.- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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4.- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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5.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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6.- What disease did cured ham actually have?
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7.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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8.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
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9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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10.- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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12.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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13.- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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14.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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15.- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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16.- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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17.- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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18.- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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19.- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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20.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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21.- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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22.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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23.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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24.- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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25.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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26.- If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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LOL, my laugh for the day.
Busted. These are good observations.