IF YOU MARRY A MICHIGAN GIRL...
IF YOU MARRY A MICHIGAN GIRL...
Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Indiana. He told her that she was... to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed... and put away.
The second man married a woman from Alabama. He gave his wife orders to do all the cleaning, wash dishes, and prepare gourmet meals. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Michigan. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundrywashed and ironed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day...
some of the swelling had gonedown and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Gotta watch out for us Michigan girls!
ROTFLMO, good one.
What?! No Pasties on the table when ya get home from work?
:~)
Teeeee Heeee!
Good one Uppy.
Where do these men grow up??? Or rather when?
That's my Uppy! Good one Girl friend!
BRAVO, Michigan women!!!
My husband, when we first married, said, "I like a clean kitchen". I thanked him profusely for volunteering to do the dishes! How wonderful! I cook, you clean! Fabulous! Such a generous and loving man!
We eat out a lot.
Brolly...wish I could tell ya! I figured hubby already had his mid-life crisis...actually I think we may be dealing with a second childhood!
Love ya Dowser!
Randy!! Really glad you survived and I would imagine "dicey" is an understatement!! Yikes!! Was hoping you would "appreciate" the little story...didn't realize you would be able to make such a contribution!
IKR!! Looking forward to hearing your story!
Thanks for stopping by!
LMAO...way to go wifey!!
And then there was this smart guy who didn't marry any of these girls. His house was a mess, his grass was uncut, he washed a dish when he needed one, he changed his sheets 3 times a week on the morning of the day they came by.
How's that workin' for ya Six?
Uppie! How lucky can that guy get? She left his p _ _ _ s intact and attached! He met the nicest girl in Michigan!! Oh, the word slightly edited above is 'pants' ... she left his 'pants' intact. Considering that Michigan has more than 11,000 inland lakes and more than 36,000 miles of streams, a thing like that could get swept away. Oh wait. She was a newlywed. Nevermind. I've always said men are good for one thing and one thing only. But who parallel parks anymore?
This is hilarious!
I'm working on the principle that you catch more flies with honey... Also, of COURSE my dear husband couldn't possibly mean that he expected ME to keep the kitchen clean! I didn't marry a bad man, I married a Good Man!
Same thing on Love, American Style many many years ago! A middle aged man, (Jim Bacchus of Gilligan's Island), fell in love with a young hottie, and told his wife, Dodie, (she was a lovable nitwit). He said, "Dodie, I'm not in love with you anymore and I want to marry that girl!"
Dodie said, "Oh darling, what nonsense, you know you love me!"
Jim said, "Wellll, yes, darling, but I'm IN LOVE with her! I want to marry her!"
Dodie: "You can't marry her, darling. You're married to me!"
Jim: "But, Dodie, I love her and want to marry her!"
Dodie: "Of course darling, you thinkyou love her, but you really love me! I know you do!"
Jim: "But Dodie, I really think I love her!"
Dodie: "Oh darling, did you forget to take your heart pill? Let me get it for you!" Dodie puts her arms around his neck, "You know we have to keep you well!"
Jim: "Yes, darling!"
Dodie: "Besides, darling, it's too much trouble to divorce me. I'll take everything you have! And we love each other!"
Jim: "Yes, Dodie, you're right..."
It was a cute show!
It wasn't me.
Uppy, very cute story!
So, how is this possible ?
Well, I did some digging and found a photo of the Michigan Matriarch:
OMG...CB it's you that's hilarious!! Can't help but love your style! We're going to make great "partners" in our business venture!![[image]](http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/embrace-hug/smileys-embrace-hug-973013.gif)
Then there are the jobs you never give to the guy...
lol... she sure knew her stuff, didn't she? Guess their women of today in Michigan are the world leaders.
lol, that's cute uppy!
What are the chances of me getting this from a friend who lives in Michigan right when you did this article! These were funny to me:
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Michigander WHEN:
1. "Vacation" means going up north past US 75 for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to you means Indiana
16. A brat is something you eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
18. You go out to fish fry every Friday.
ROTFL, fits Minnesota as well.
I resemble that remark!!