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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  larry-hampton  •  11 years ago  •  15 comments

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized


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Hal A. Lujah
Professor Guide
link   Hal A. Lujah    11 years ago

Hand me a tissue. She totally reminds me of my youngest daughter.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   seeder  Larry Hampton    11 years ago

I hear ya Hal; not been that many years since mine were teens and fit this description.

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Guide
link   Hal A. Lujah    11 years ago

The Onion sure putstogether arealistic looking bit. I'm guessing that a resume must include experience working with the msm, and an uncanny ability to keep a straight facein order to be considered for their team. I've seen a number of people here fall for an Onion piece, but I think this satire will getting nothing but bellylaughs.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     11 years ago

LMAO, The Onion strikes again.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   seeder  Larry Hampton    11 years ago

Please Robert, at least try and stay on topic.

Tongue.gif

 
 
 
Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    11 years ago

Trying on clothes is proof of life !

LMAO !

 
 
 
MsAubrey (aka Ahyoka)
Junior Participates
link   MsAubrey (aka Ahyoka)    11 years ago

Sorry cannot stay long, but this is what I'm getting ready to deal with now. She's 10, going on 20. Already starting to "play the game" of, "I will manipulate when I think I can get away with it." So far seems to continuously with her father... Me? That's another story altogether.Grin.gif

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   seeder  Larry Hampton    11 years ago

he, he, he MsAubrey; it's only just begun.

:~)

 
 
 
Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    11 years ago

If you don't get on topic , Bob will be in here to ban you from the article ... You have been warned !

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   seeder  Larry Hampton    11 years ago

Don't make me find a moderator....Oh...wait....

;^)

 
 
 
Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    11 years ago

Speaking of being off topic :

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   seeder  Larry Hampton    11 years ago

Hilarious!

I too use an Xbox mic sometimes.

If anydoubt the need for a mute function, let me testify to the fact that it is a dire necessity!

:~)

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   seeder  Larry Hampton    11 years ago

Dang cats, they get into everything!

;^)

 
 
 
Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    11 years ago

Big balls you say ? Hmmm :

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
link   TTGA    11 years ago

Just try giving one a bath sometime.

 
 

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