Addicted to Rush
Seem to have fallen into Bad Poetry Mode over the weekend (or maybe just channeling the spirit of Weird Al Yankovick). In any case, once this fiasco appeared in my brain, I had to carry it through to completion-- and then figured I might as well inflict it on everybody else...
To the tune of 'Addicted to Love' (For the full effect, put on the R 
obert Palmer tune and crank it up...)
Your lights are on, but you're not home,
Your mind is truly blown;
Your heart's filled, with strange fears:
A-rabs and spics, and 'dirty queers'.
You can't think, your brain's asleep,
There's no doubt, you're a sheep;
You rant and rave, you piss and moan,
You'reinside The Limbaugh Zone'.
Whoa, you like to think that you're
in tune with this stuff, oh yeah;
It's closer to the truth to say
Your brain's turned to mush,
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to Rush.
You tune him in, 'cause you don't read,
You're pretty much a different breed;
You can't see that he's a swine,
It's very clear you've lost your mind,
your Right-wing mind.
You can't be saved,
Supremacy is what you crave;
If there's a bone tossed to you,
You don't mind you've been screwed.
Whoa, you like to think that you're
in tune with this stuff, oh yeah;
It's closer to the truth to say
Your brain's turned to mush,
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to Rush
Might as well face it,
you're addicted to Rush;
Might as well face it,
you're addicted to Rush.
Might as well face it,
you're addicted to Rush;
Might as well face it,
you're addicted to Rush.
Might as well face it-- you're addicted to Rush!
GUITAR SOLO (ONCE AROUND)
Your lights are on, but you're not home,
Your will is not your own;
Your heart's filled, with strange fear:
Theyll take the guns, that you hold dear.
Whoa, you like to think that you're
in tune with this stuff, oh yeah;
It's closer to the truth to say
Your brain's turned to mush,
You know you're gonna have to face it You're addicted to Rush.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Rush;
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Rush.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Rush;
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Rush.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Rush
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to Rush!!
(With profound apologies to Robert Palmer!!)
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You can sing along (unless you're sneaking a peek while you're at work)
Now everybody....
I hope you also send apologies to the Musical group Rush, who were just last week inducted into the Rock and roll Hall of Fame.
Unfortunately Bro, no one has ever mistakenly confused the Swami as having any connection whatsoever with Rush the group...dammit. Just cause I can't sing or play anything but air guitar-- no groupies.